China's funny homophonic jokes.

China's funny homophonic jokes (1) 1. Quitting coke is actually very simple, just drink lemon juice and sigh after drinking it! Sour drinks!

2. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Mom said it was because it was a small spiritual fire.

3. One day, the bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't drop the ball, don't drop the ball, you hear me? Please don't leave.

What 4.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said he was very touching and wise.

5. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

6. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

7. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

8. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

9. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

10. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. When I looked at the name, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

1 1. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

12. One day I found a little dust on me. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I can't go. I can't go back.

13. It's very hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

14. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

15. You are too bad. Do you have an English name Paul because Paul is very bad?

16. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

17. The clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

18. I ironed clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

19. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

20. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

China's funny homophonic jokes (2)1. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, beautiful women are in a messy room.

22. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

23. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

24. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

25. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

26. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.

28. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring. When she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

29. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

30. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

3 1. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

32.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

Mother cat scolded the kitten and said, "why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces?" Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

34. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

35. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

36. Mr Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

37. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos of the stunned shark with her."

38. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are all the girls on Android phones stuck laughing?

39. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

40. A sheep migrates.

China's funny homophonic jokes (Chapter 3) 4 1. I am easy to get along with, and I can't find the reason myself.

42. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

43. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

44. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

45. It is said that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are as thin as death.

46. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

47. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

48. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

49. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

50. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

5 1. I was so hungry that I had to punch my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

52. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

53. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

54. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

You didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

56. I have just been reported by my neighbor for disturbing the people because of poverty.

57. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

58. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

59. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

60. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."