Comic selling pillows lines

B Hello dear friends, happy new year to you all! Today ah is me to tell you a comic, this comic ......

A Yo, Mr. Zhao. Hello, I haven't seen you for a long time, I'm so happy to see you, I miss you. （

B very enthusiastic

A I admire you very much, don't be polite. （

B What's wrong with you?

A Don't you recognize me? I don't know who you are.

B Who's pretending? I just don't recognize you.

A You don't know me and you're kissing me? Take a good look at me

B (I don't recognize you even if I do).

B (I don't recognize you even if I do.)

A Did you perform at the **that day?

B Did you perform that day?

A Still, remember?

B I can't remember.

A You forget, you were on stage, and I was on stage applauding.

B Then how can I remember, I thought you directed it.

A Don't think you don't know me, but I know you very well.

B What do you know about me?

A You live in ****, the couple is not good, divorced, daughter-in-law ran away with big money, is not it?

B Who told you that? How can there be such a person, go go go! I'm sorry, but I don't know what to say, but I don't know what to say!

A You know what I'm here for?

B I don't care what you do.

A I'm here to dispel a rumor. You know what? I found out about this in the tabloids. Did they start a rumor about you?

B Of course they are. What is it?

A just said this then fire, I did not expect ah, I did not expect you so big dog temper.

It's not that I didn't expect you to have such a big temper

At that time, I was on fire.

B I can not be angry.

A In fact, it is a rumor that the couple's relationship is particularly good. You can see how happy you are when you say this, you are happy. I'm not going to be able to get a lot more than that.

B Who is happy?

A. I'm happy to have one.

B I can't tell you how happy I am.

A (in the voice of a barking dog) Happy!

B What are you doing? Are you making people laugh? I don't know what to say.

B The woods are full of all kinds of people. I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about," he said.

A like to listen to your comedy, let you on our performance, advertising.

B You see, OK, OK, OK, performances, advertisements, OK.

A Mr. Zhao, are you not feeling well these days?

B Mr. Zhao, are you not feeling well these days?

A Who said that? Insomnia! I don't think so.

B We're actors who get excited after a performance and can't sleep easily.

A Look, when you have insomnia, you're not going to be able to sleep.

B I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I've been able to get a good look at you.

A great deal! I'm not sure if I'm a good person, but I'm a good person!

B Hair removal?

A Uh-huh

B Where did I lose my hair?

A Here. You don't wax here?

B Go, go, go, this is called hair loss, can you talk? It's called hair loss.

A And hair loss is?

B It's the dog that's losing its hair, see?

A Mr. Zhao, in order to prevent you from shedding hair ah ......

B hey?

A In order to prevent you from losing your hair, our company has produced a high-tech product, specializing in the treatment of sleeplessness, a pillow,

You wait ah, I will take it to you, you can not go ah!

B Today, I can't believe that I ran into such a high-tech products, specializing in insomnia pillow, let's look at this pillow.

A Mr. Zhao, you see. This is a high-tech product produced by our company, which specializes in curing insomnia and sleeplessness

a kind of pillow.

B Oh, this, this specializes in sleeplessness? Does it work?

A It works, it's a sticky pillow.

B Yes.

A guarantee that you sleep like a dead dog.

B No, you're full of words.

A I'm used to saying it.

B What do you do?

A I used to be a dog breeder.

B Oh, you're one of those people who can't stop talking. How's that working out for you?

A It works.

B How long does it take to fall asleep?

A You have to get ready an hour earlier.

B How do you get ready?

A Take a sleeping pill.

B Sleeping pills?

A Why do you need this pillow for sleeping pills?

B Nonsense, you said so.

A No sleeping pills, that's what you said.

B And a pillow works?

A Right.

B How much is this?

A Well, you're a celebrity, so I'll give it to you for free.

B That's not good enough.

A good use of it you that publicity, advertising on the line.

B I tell you, we have a rule here, you, for example, ah advertising we have to charge, this pillow we must pay.

A Oh, no, no, no

B Or I don't want to pay, I have to pay!

A Really? Then give me a fee for the cost!

B Cost, how much?

A Not much, three thousand eight hundred.

B Three thousand eight hundred! Don't drop it, it's too valuable. What kind of crap is 3,800?

A Which one of us is talking about money?

B I did.

A Who said the money first?

B I said it first.

A That's right, I said give it to me for nothing.

B For nothing.

A Right. Of course, if you sell two pillows you get one pillow for nothing. And if you sell two more you get three thousand eight hundred dollars

Money. It all depends on your performance.

B Depends on my performance.

A Performance is the development of a downline.

B Developing a downline?

A The more downlines you develop, the higher your performance will be, and there are emerald and diamond levels, and by the time you get to the tip of the gold

tower ......

B Don't talk about it! I said this kid came up and hugged me to get close to me. I realized what he does for a living. He's a salesman.

Tell you, marketing is a cup of poisonous wine, harming relatives and friends. This thing can be too harmful. Take your pillow and send you

one word ......

A Yes ......

B Get lost!

A You're two words.

B One for free. Go, go, go, go.

A No, no, no, Mr. Zhao, you know how much money my brother made with this pillow? Tens of millions of dollars!

B tens of millions of dollars, how many people your brother has to harm!

A My brother went abroad.

B Yeah, he's not running for his life.

A My brother bought a villa abroad with a swimming pool.

B All the people he killed jumped into the river.

A You can't miss this chance to get rich.

B I'm not getting rich.

A This pillow is worth five thousand dollars a hand!

B This kind of pillow, I think it is worth six thousand!

A Five thousand!

B Six thousand! Baby! Sell it over there. It's worth 6,000 dollars, over there ......

C Mr. Zhao! (B) Go, go, go, go, go (push A)) Oops! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!

B What's the matter, I'm a trustee.

C I heard everything!

B What did you hear?

C That shouted five thousand, you tell six thousand, and sell it there!

B You misunderstand, I am not a trustee. This man wants to give me a pillow.

C You'll get it for nothing?

B Ah!

C Then why don't you take it?

B We don't know him.

C You don't care if you don't know him. I don't care if I know him or not, it's just good for you.

B You can't just take things from people.

C What kind of pillow did he give you?

B It's a pillow for insomnia.

C A pillow for insomnia?

B That's the one!

C Drink! (stomps foot)

B Ouch! （Ouch! (covers foot) You're going to die! What are you doing? You're doing it so hard!

C I'm sorry, right? ...... You're definitely not a childcare provider.

B surely not a child.

C Don't know him.

B Don't know him!

C I'll be honest with you, I just want to buy such a pillow, my father can not sleep. I asked around and I had to go abroad to order

Buy it. I'm not sure if you want to buy a pillow, but I'm sure you want to buy a pillow.

B I don't want this.

C How about you sell me this pillow?

B Sell it to you.

C I need it.

B I advise you not to buy it, young man. He's got three thousand eight hundred dollars on his lips, do you want it?

C You must be a trustee.

B How can I be a trustworthy person?

C Why are you stopping me?

B You see, Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, there is a willingness to fight and a willingness to be beaten.

C I need it!

B I need to buy it, go on, buy it.

C Mr. Mr. Sir.

A What? What is it?

C How much do I need for your pillow?

A How much is not for sale, I pillow ah is the board of directors to decide who to give, how much is not for sale, you know?

This is the first time I've seen a pillow for sale, and it's not for sale at any price.

C Mr. Zhao, did you hear me? They won't sell it to me! I'll tell you what, you'll have to talk to him and ask him to sell me this pillow. I don't want you to go through all this for nothing! I don't want you to be tired for nothing, I'll give you 800 dollars as a favor.

B You have to buy this pillow.

C C. I'll give you a hundred dollars, all right.

B I've never spent a dollar.

C You said, how about 800 RMB?

B Yes, that's nothing, it's just a handful. What's the point? I said, what do you want me to say to him?

C What do I say, what do you say to him?

B Well.

C You ah, first ask him, his pillow, is not the heart sincere is the spirit of the company's production of high-tech products, specializing in the treatment of insomnia pillow

head?

B Come here, let me ask you. This pillow is not a high-tech product produced by the company.

How

high-tech is it? Is it the pillow that specializes in curing insomnia?

A So what if it is or it isn't?

B What if he said yes or no?

C In order to avoid being fooled, you ask him if the pillow is a pyramid scheme?

B Oh, you this pillow is not a pyramid scheme.

A I'm not a pyramid scheme, it's sold back and forth in a circle among classmates, colleagues, friends and family.

B Oh, you hear me, he said he is not a pyramid scheme, he is in the classmates, colleagues, friends and relatives in the middle of such a circle back and forth to sell,

This is not a pyramid scheme this?

C No, no, no, selling among friends is not considered a pyramid scheme.

B This is not a pyramid scheme?

C It's not a pyramid scheme.

B Today I met someone who understands.

C You have to be careful. You ask him a question, ask him if he is a scammer?

B Then let's ask him ah,...... have asked people are liars? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you'll be able to.

C You don't know, this liar is generally more smooth. You ask him, "Are you a liar?" What does he say?

B Then I ask you, not from my heart, you ...... are you a liar aren't you?

A Ah? You dare to ask me if I am a liar? Hahaha, you've guessed right.

B Hear that, he said you guessed right.

C Good, reliable, he admitted he's a liar, this guy is reliable.

B Right, this person admitted that he is a liar, this person is quite reliable. What kind of logic is this?

C Ask him how many pillows his company produces a year.

B How many pillows does your company produce a year?

A Our company produces 12 pillows a year

B One a month, producing 12 pillows.

C This is not true, as far as I know, their company produces 17 pillows a year, 12 are general pillows, and 5 are

specifically made pillows.

B How do you know that?

C I looked it up on the internet.

B Oh, I looked it up on the Internet.

C Ask him again how much a special pillow costs abroad.

B Do you know how much special pillows are sold abroad?

A How much does it cost to sell abroad? It's a trade secret, I can't tell you.

B He said it was a trade secret that he would not tell you.

C Even if you don't tell me, I know.

This pillow sells for $5,000 in the United States, 4,000 pounds in the United Kingdom, 8,000 euros in Belgium,

12 million rubles in Russia, 88.88 million baht in Bangkok, Thailand, and I can't figure out how much it sells for in Afganistan

.

B Why did you count it if you can't count it, how do you know that?

C I looked it up on the internet.

B Oh, it's online too.

C Does he know who ordered the special pillow?

B Do you know who ordered this special pillow for foreigners?

A It was ordered by the foreigner who couldn't sleep.

B He said it was ordered by the foreigner who couldn't sleep.

C Does he know about foreigners who can't sleep?

B Do you know about foreigners who can't sleep? There are more foreigners, who can't sleep he knows?

C He doesn't know, I know.

B You know that too.

C Bill Gates ordered one. Muhammad Ali ordered one, Pavarotti ordered one, Bin Laden ordered one.

B All these people can't sleep. How do you know that?

B C I looked it up on the internet.

B Where is this on the internet?

C You know, I could make money selling my pillow to Bin Laden!

B You know where Bin Laden makes more money than this!

C I'm telling you, these are the four pillows the foreigners ordered!

B No, you said five pillows.

C Yeah, I think that's the one he's holding.

B That's worth a lot of money.

C Ask him how much he wants for the pillows.

B How much did he pay for the pillow?

A It's over, the secrets of the pillow let him know, originally this pillow do not want to sell, some people take my good intentions as a donkey's liver and lungs,

What's the use of this pillow, a bite and a stomping ......

B Sold!

A Not for sale.

B Why are you stomping your feet if you don't want to sell it?

A Less money is not for sale! 10,000 yuan to ask if he wants.

B He made an offer of 10,000 dollars and asked if you want it.

C 10,000 dollars? He really dare to open his mouth ah, I understand, he knows that I am a sincere buyer, want to make a big

price to stop me out of the way, (B This is what I mean) is not only 10,000 yuan, too little, a rainy day, (B to

la) haha dry, do not want to!

B What are you wasting your time for?

C I don't want one, I want as many as he has.

B How much do you want?

C Think about it, this is sold abroad for more than 5,000 U.S. dollars, or more than 40,000 yuan ......

B Don't be so ...... this pillow he sold to you? He agreed to sell it to you?

C I understand, Mr. Zhao. Here you are, this is 200 dollars, this is the subscription money. I'll pick up the money now, let's have a handful of money ......

B A handful of goods ah!

C I'll take it now, you wait for me, wait for me!

B You don't say, there is a buyer.

A (taking out his cell phone) "Hey, hey, what? Sold another one? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Hey ...... "Mr. Zhao, my phone is out of battery,

Is there a phone around here? (B, there are plenty of phones.) Oh, I'll make a call, see you later.

C Mr. Zhao, I'll give you 600 yuan, plus the 200 yuan, that's 800 yuan.

B You said it's easy to earn money, and here's the 800 dollars. One, two ......

C This money is correct, right? (B yes) this, this is that pillow money. (Give the money to B.)