Complete works of comic sketches

When it comes to cross talk, you must be able to talk first.

B Who can't talk?

Oh, well, you will.

Of course, isn't it obvious?

What's in the armor?

B I didn't see it. I have a long mouth.

A really? I really didn't notice (after B) where it was/

Where can I find B? Here's the mouth.

Oh, have you moved?

What do you mean?

I don't understand. What do you mean by your long mouth?

B You can talk with your mouth open.

That's not necessarily true. Can you say it backwards?

What is upside down?

Reverse words are also called reverse words.

B Anyway.

I say an inverted sentence, you turn it over and say it again, even if you can say it, you are smart!

Give me an example.

A for example, I said, hello, audience friend, and another person said, hello, audience friend.

B it's not easy. All the children in kindergarten can.

Ok, let's get started. I am an actor.

One of the actors is me.

A I'll perform for you.

B I perform for everyone.

I'm on the stage

My desk lamp

I am meticulous about every performance.

B I not every performance is interesting enough.

I do good for the people.

People do good things for me.

I learn from all of you here.

Everyone here learns from me.

Wo Jia transports water.

B water picks me.

Wo Jia sweeps the floor.

Sweep my second place

I feed pigs.

B (chasing a nail) This one sucks.

My father got married first and then had me.

My father got married after having me.

A I help my sister-in-law hold the baby.

B: I help the child hold her sister-in-law. Can I hold her?