Degang Guo's classic comic dialogue script "Stealing Axe"

Guo: Who made the microphone so low? This is my apprentice. You'll know when you meet him. He's Wei Yun.

Yu:. . . . (Gollum didn't catch a word)

Guo: What does this mean?

Y: I said whatever you want.

Guo: I am much taller than him. I bought him a pair of riding boots in 1998, and even saved his pants.

Y: I gave him the rest of your clothes.

Guo: Fuck you! The two of them went down to have a rest, and Teacher Yu and I came up to chat with you.

Y: right.

Guo: On Lunar New Year's Eve, we opened the box here, and the word "Spring" was written on the back. This shows that spring has come. wait for

Everybody shout together later.

Y: You can call alone. It's noisy enough.

Guo: I didn't perm my hair. What is wrong with me? You'd better say it according to the words.

Y: there must be something.

Guo: Crosstalk is a physical activity.

Y: really?

Guo: Come out one by one, go in, come out and go in again. Thousands of people at the scene are very difficult. Let's sit here.

Look at that.

Y: it's not easy

Guo: Of course, some people may be tired when sitting. Some of them go home quite far, and they are afraid to go back quickly without a car.

I don't blame you for not having a subway. Listening to one paragraph is the same as listening to eight paragraphs.

Y: The reason is the same.

Guo: They are all our audience. Some people left, others didn't. What about those who haven't left? I'll give it to you later.

Say something that TV stations don't allow.

Y: Oh ~ ~ And this joke?

Guo: Actually, no paragraphs are allowed!

Y: Uh-huh ~ Nothing can be broadcast.

Guo: We can't measure the quality of a program by the amount of broadcast.

Y: that's true.

Guo: As long as everyone likes it.

Y: hey.

Guo: I'm from the New Year Department. It is no problem to stay at home. If you play cards, there is no guarantee that you will win.

Y: Of course.

Guo: Wow, play a card and lose 50 million. Look at that.

Y: it's so fun.

Guo: Desperate. Drink up, thump, thump, spit,

Y: I don't feel well.

Guo: It's so uncomfortable! How much can you eat?

Y: not much.

Guo: Isn't it? It is not so fun to sit in the house and count money. It's not good to come out to listen to cross talk.

Y: that's right.

Guo: Really?

Y: just for fun.

Guo: Deyun Society, these crosstalk performers, let's celebrate the New Year together. When we are in the mood, let's

Shout together (turning and pointing to the "spring" behind him)

Y: Stop screaming. It's fun for you.

Guo: I feel good, too. This is a festival, the people of China like it, and children can celebrate it as soon as they are born.

Y: What festival is it?

Guo: Children's Day on June 1st.

Y: Oh, it's a child.

Guo: Children, celebrate Children's Day. Grow up, Youth Day,

Yu: May 4th Movement.

Guo: Later, I grew up, got married, got married and had children.

Y: What festival is it?

Guo: He can celebrate Father's Day.

Y: Oh, there are children.

Guo: Two years later, Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Y: Hey, isn't this life too fast?

Guo: Many festivals have actually been handed down from ancient times to the present.

Y: It's all handed down.

Guo: Cold Food Festival.

What do you mean?

Guo: Foreigners don't.

Y: China.

Guo: In memory of mesons pushing Mianshan on fire,

Y: right.

Guo: Big loyal minister, remember that he doesn't want fire, but eats cold food and cold food festival.

Y: right.

Guo: In memory of Qu Yuan,

Y: what's this?

Guo: Qu Yuan, doctor. Good people. Disappointed, he died in Miluo River. In memory of him, every May.

The fifth day, end my day.

Y: End your holiday?

Guo: Who is it for?

Y: Don't take it from anyone. Dragon Boat Festival!

Guo: Take him away.

What are you doing to me?

Guo: Me. One mouth on the top and one mouth on the bottom. . .

Y: That's not what I said. Noon. Noon. Dragon Boat Festival.

Guo: Dragon Boat Festival. Eat zongzi and drink realgar. This is to commemorate the outstanding figures in ancient times.

Y: You just stay here.

Guo: China is a saint.

Y: really?

Guo: Confucius.

Y: oh, yes. Kong Shengren

Guo: Confucius

Y: right.

Guo: Kong Sheng. Guan Yunchang,

Y: what's this?

Guo: Wu Sheng.

Y: right.

Guo: Wang Xizhi

Y: What about this one?

Guo: Book saint

Y: hey.

Guo: Lu Yu.

Y: hey.

Guo: Yu Qian

Y: me?

Guo: Dog leftovers!

Y: who is it? All the dog leftovers came out. There is no such nickname!

Guo: I have had many dogs and I know this very well.

Y: that's not a saint either.

Guo: Isn't it amazing?

Y: Oh, I can't say.

Guo: You are not a saint, but your family has produced many useful talents.

Y: Well, our family is quite talented.

Guo: I can think of someone saying that.

Y: who is it?

Guo: (fuels) Your grandfather.

Y: You are very polite.

Guo: That old man is amazing.

Y: I am capable.

Guo: To tell the truth, sometimes you check it. China recorded his grandfather in modern history.

Y: really?

Guo: What a great man. What can I say about him? I think so, too. Achievement is success.

Performance, but why is there such a great ability?

Y: Please analyze it.

Guo: It can be divided into two parts. First, it is due to personality.

Y: Oh, it's a matter of personality.

Guo: Ah, neat, tenacious and kingly.

Yu: Return to the king.

Guo: According to western astrology. Your grandfather was beaten by a lion.

Y: I haven't heard of it. Whose grandfather was beaten by a lion?

Guo: Hey, what's the hurry?

Y: Nonsense, can I relax?

Guo: No, now all the children know this.

Y: what do you know

Guo: The lion hits it, Aquarius hits it, and Aries hits it. Capricorn beat him.

Y: I haven't heard of it. Leo.

Guo: Oh! Sorry, there are dialects in it.

Y: This is not a dialect. It has nothing to do with dialect.

Guo: Leo

Y: right.

Guo: Of course, foreigners may think so. What do people in China think? Do you think he played?

I worked hard during my study.

Y: Everyone should study hard.

Guo: There are roads in Shushan, and all rivers run into a boat.

Y: What a mess! Some words in your two sentences are upside down.

Guo: Sorry, I can't bite some words correctly.

Yu: There is a road to diligence in Shushan, and learning from the sea is endless.

Guo: It is difficult to build a boat, but it cannot be said that it is difficult to fight a boat.

Y: oh, no

Guo: Oh ... or Leo's.

Y: That's two different things.

Guo: Sorry, this is a small mistake of mine. His grandfather went to school. Baoding ordnance school

Y: practicing martial arts.

Guo: That's how talents come. Wu Bei, Wen Xiu.

Y: Oh, I practice all the events, too.

Guo: Your grandfather is a generalist in this field. The ambition to bring peace and stability to the country is to be knowledgeable and knowledgeable. Wenneng

Put pen to paper to protect the world, you can get on the horse and do it. The book is lingering, attacking and killing. You can run the army in Yaoshun.

Next, you can prepare virtues for the great man Confucius.

Y: how nice!

Guo: When I was a student, I studied literature and prepared military equipment. There's nothing wrong with it,

Y: All training.

Guo: Some people say that people who practice martial arts are not good at literary talent.

Y: really?

Guo: Your grandfather solved the puzzle.

Y: Oh, he isn't.

Guo: both civil and military

Y: ability?

Guo: The same is true for culture classes.

Y: Culture class is good, too.

Guo: A room full of children sat there, and the teacher taught classical literature, poetry and songs. Five Classics and Four Books

Teaching a couplet or something, your grandfather is different in this respect.

Y: really?

Guo: Please sit down, teacher. (Baoding dialect) Hey ~ Everyone is seated. Today, we will look at this couplet.

We are very interested in this couplet,

Y: This is the smell of Baoding armament school. this is

Guo: Let's see which one of you speaks well. Give me a set if you say it well.

Y: why?

Guo: Donkey meat is on fire.

Y: wow! This is the only one here.

Guo: Listen, Nantong is North Tongzhou, which connects the north and the south.

Y: This is the first couplet.

Guo: A room full of children was silent.

Y: No one can answer.

Guo: You can't answer. Go and see your grandfather now.

Y: other banks.

Guo: (lion growls)

Y: It's like a lion's mouth. Okay, let's not be so brave, okay?

Guo: Nobody knows if you don't tell me.

Y: If you don't do it, no one will know.

Guo: The teacher is very happy, little lion.

Y: or a lion. What is the little lion doing?

Guo: Tell me about this couplet.

Y: Hey, say the next couplet.

Guo: Your grandfather stood up and talked.

Y: What did he say?

Guo: Teacher, your upper part is Nantong Tongzhou North, which connects the north and the south.

Y: You are the bottom line.

Guo: I'll give birth to a boy and a girl for you. There are boys and girls.

Y: Ouch ~ I didn't do anything else in this armament school.

Guo: The teacher chooses the thumb.

Y: Where do you still have it?

Guo: Well done.

Y: not bad.

Guo: After education, you will be a rogue.

Y: Well, that's a hooligan.

Guo: Teach him. This is a culture class as well as a martial arts class.

Yu: practicing martial arts

Guo: armament school, bow and sabre, long fist and short stroke.

Y: Major.

Guo: Especially your grandfather runs faster than anyone else.

Y: Oh, he runs well.

Guo: Come on, whoa ~ whoa ~ (be a lion)

Y: What posture is this?

Guo: In particular, there will be two wild rabbits scattered on campus. Oh wow ~

Y: Don't run around with rabbits. Isn't this still a lion? What about catching rabbits? this is

Guo: If you run fast, the deer will climb the crane, hit your knees and spank your ass.

Y: What posture is this? Like, spank your knees and ass. Isn't this all over?

Guo: Sorry. I've heard that books always say so. When I run, I will crawl on my knees and beat eggs.

children

Y: I haven't heard of it. Heel spanking

Guo: Yes.

Y: that's right. I took my grandfather as my top bowl and gave you this.

Guo: Sorry, sorry, I'm not sure. I'm trying to brag

Y: praise it.

Guo: During my studies, I studied literature and prepared for war. After graduation, I am also a pillar of the country.

Y: I am capable.

Guo: That's the Republic of China.

Y: Oh, that time.

Guo: He joined the National Revolutionary Army 192 Division and served as the commander-in-chief of the 25th platoon of the 48th Army.

Y: What ranks are these?

This is, being commander-in-chief in the platoon?

Guo: The nickname is Dashuai.

Y: Eh ~ Nicknames don't work.

Guo: Later, I worked hard step by step and achieved remarkable results. I really became a guard.

Y: it's over.

Guo: Show your face.

Y: really?

Guo: In the 28th year of the Republic of China, that is, 1939, there was a flood and mutiny in Tianjin.

Y: It's fighting again.

Guo: There are also these gangsters in the local area. They are all together, oppressing the people and plundering men and women.

Don't do this,

Y: I can't do it well.

Guo: At that time, your grandfather was ordered to lead an army to put down the rebellion. This is the real spirit.

Y: that's right.

Guo: There are soldiers under the ground, one by one. Correct their arrogance and wait for your grandfather to be a lion on the slope.

Sub-shape)

Y: come down. Stand still. What are you doing on the slope?

Guo: Learn from the Lion King.

Y: Well, I haven't heard of it.

Guo: Brothers, the national disaster is imminent and we need to show our faces. We can't disturb the people, we must calm down.

Rebellion, our slogan is not to eat cavities and rob rice and money!

Y: What a mess. What does this have to do with tooth decay?

Guo: Go! Take soldiers into Tianjin, knock down countless bad guys, and take away these treasures.

The outer shell was so soft that the old man did not move when he saw anyone.

Y: why?

Guo: Return it to the owner. Clear as water and bright as a mirror. It is as bright as a veil.

Y: so clean?

Guo: I'll check it myself, steamed stuffed bun, fried cake and twisted dough.

Y: Grasping one Tianjin and three musts.

Guo: Cake, steamed bread, no fried dough sticks, no soil surface.

Y: OK, OK. If not, let's not talk about it.

Guo: Of course, when the two armies confronted each other, your grandfather was also in danger.

Y: That must be dangerous.

Guo: mutiny,

Yes, it is!

Guo: There are some bad soldiers with weapons.

Y: They are all armed.

Guo: There are also local ruffians and hooligans. What is a kitchen knife and a dagger? When you listen to your grandfather and everyone.

I'm in a hurry,

Is it?

Guo: This won't do. He got back what he just took! We have to do this! We have to do this! he

Be a good hunter!

Play the lion, right? What is a good hunter?

Guo: Surrounded, the two armies have no eyes in front of them.

Yu: danger

Guo: Your grandfather is capable, but there is a saying that one person can't beat so many people.

As the old saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four hands, and good people are not rewarded.

Y: It's an old saying.

Guo: Everyone gathered around. In the chaos, someone appeared and saved your grandfather.

Y: Who saved it?

Guo: Stick it around.

Y: Ma Bian?

Guo: It's the adjutant, followed by the adjutant of the guard. The official's name is Emma.

Y: He is also a military commander.

Guo: This man's surname is Jin, and he is a Taurus. He has a good relationship with your grandfather.

Y: good name.

Guo: You should be in the same barracks. Obviously, two people are masters and servants, and they are as dark as brothers.

Y: Like buddies,

Guo: If you want to change a light bulb, you must cooperate with them.

Y: how to change the light bulb?

Guo: The light bulb is broken. Your grandfather gave a cry of "Ouch ~"

Y: All right, don't shout.

Guo: Call Taurus, here it is. Jinniugen is standing here. Your grandfather leaned over and rode on his neck. Take it.

Grab the light bulb and tell the bottom to turn! How clever!

Y: Two psychopaths are together.

Guo: The two of them are the most angry.

Y: Ah, yes. Are very likable.

Guo: In the confusion, the horse rushed up. Oh, it's like running around and rushing into wolves.

The Monkey King urinary palace

Y: What a shame this heavenly palace is! What a big pee!

Guo: What do you mean?

Y: Make a scene in Heaven.

Guo: Make a scene in Heaven.

Why did you pee in heaven?

Guo: Make trouble first.

Y: After peeing? I don't pee in the back either.

Guo: I just snatched your grandfather out.

Y: I was saved.

Guo: Back at the camp, everyone greeted me. Congratulations, master.

Y: congratulations.

Guo: Congratulations, Marshal. Your grandfather is a general. Hey, don't congratulate me, ah, point to this horse,

Congratulations. Congratulations.

Y: Taurus

Guo: Everyone's face is sad. Oh, congratulations, the prince's wife has a baby.

Y: What does that have to do with Taurus? Congratulations to the guards.

Guo: There is a misunderstanding.

Y: This is a problem.

Guo: At that time, a big fat man was born in the disorderly army, that is, your father. Alas, the old man's heart is high.

Xing, that's good In memory of him, I named my son Yu Yang.

Y: What's the name?

Guo: Look, Mommy just came out. In memory of this mommy, it is called Miyu.

Y: that's rude. Well,

Guo: So your father's nickname is poop.

Y: wow! Hey, there's a nickname here. This stupid name.

Guo: Alas, my father is even more remarkable, and his personality is different from your grandfather's.

Y: no,

Guo: Treat people calmly and do things seriously. According to western astrology, he belongs to Taurus.

Y: it's still related to that ma e.

Guo: Sorry, Taurus.

Y: Yes, the constellation is like that.

Guo: When your father grew up, your grandfather's temper suddenly changed.

Y: why?

Guo: I have been a military commander all my life, but the two armies have no eyes in front of each other.

Y: it's too dangerous

Guo: A crock can't be broken from the neck. How can a general avoid his head falling to the ground?

Y: It's also an old saying.

Guo: It won't be a problem for the children to follow me and stay in the military camp in the future.

Y: right.

Guo: Simply, take off my military uniform and be a common people.

Y: oh, quit,

Guo: I just love children's hearts!

Y: that is to say,

Guo: The father and son left the camp and wandered around the world.

Y: I'm leaving.

Guo: At that time, it was written in modern history that lions disappeared with poop. What happened back there? Nobody cleans up anymore.

Qing/a surname

Y: that's right.

Guo: Actually, father and son are wandering around the world. At the earliest, your grandfather planned to go to the Beggars' Sect.

Y: beggar?

Guo: Beggars don't agree.

Y: why?

Guo: People are afraid of losing things.

Y: ok! Father and son can steal more than beggars.

Guo: I finally walked around, from Shannan to Shanbei, and found a small temple.

Y: Oh, becoming a monk.

Guo: I am not a monk. I live in seclusion in a temple, surrounded by mountains and rivers, between houses and trees.

However, a farmer who owns half a hectare of land will harvest by the day in a short time. After the rain, he will sail the boat and the fish will be on the side.

With wine around, especially sleeping in the middle of the night, it is better to be a fairy than a fairy.

Y: hello.

Guo: I have a good life and will never wear silk again. My father and son are very simple.

No one can see that it is such a high-ranking person.

Y: I changed my clothes.

Guo: Just a father and a son, a big vest and shorts, sitting at the door with their arms hanging.

Y: oh.

Guo: Everyone praises it, Brother Haier.

Y: I haven't heard how the Haier brothers and their sons came out.

Guo: outsiders don't know.

Y: I don't know, and I can't say Haier.

Guo: Of course you can't stay in the temple all the time. If you have nothing to do, you can still help the monk.

Y: what help?

Guo: Pray or something.

Y: Oh, still chanting?

Guo: Monks have to take care of the white things outside. Someone died, please ask the monk to chant Buddhist scripture and take care of his diet.

Pay back the money,

Y: Give it to someone else.

Guo: Oh, your grandfather and your father all like this job.

Y: It makes money there.

K: OK. But sometimes it's easy to make jokes when going out.

Y: What other jokes can there be?

Guo: Once at a funeral, a monk was invited. Your grandfather, your father, took the monks.

Everyone went, went in a hurry and forgot one thing.

Y: what?

Guo: Because this instrument is accompanied when chanting,

You must have it.

Guo: I didn't bring that sheng, flute and flute.

Y: This is the most important instrument.

Guo: Many bamboo tubes are tied together and held for blowing. Oh! .....

Y: ah, yes.

Guo: Sheng, I didn't bring it. What do you think of this? Eat first when you see it.

Y: oh, eat.

Guo: delicious food,

Y: great.

Guo: jiaozi with leeks, fried soybeans with radishes, fried radishes with onions,

Y: Oh, these things are really big.

Guo: One person also gave a bowl of cold boiled water.

Oh, dear.

Guo: Let's eat.

Y: I'm starving.

Guo: Sit here after eating. On the high platform, everyone is waiting in line. Everyone should recite the scriptures.

What are you doing here?

Guo: Your grandfather also specially reminded us that we didn't bring sheng. Everybody, speak up. We must live up to this.

Home, feeding in the mouth of the flame, open sixteen classics.

Y: you do it

Guo: Sprinkle steamed bread and rice while watching.

(Reading) When the Dojo is successful, liberation becomes. Vegetarians are devout and burn incense to worship. There are many people on the altar.

Yang Sheng. The sea of misery is full of evil and fascinating. It's a waste for the world not to read Tommy.

Take a walk. Look at the colorful mountains, listen to the flowing water, the spring flowers are still there, and people are not surprised when they come. Mid-Autumn Festival in August

The geese fly south, screaming and crying, but they will come back one day and never return. ! Answer or not.

Come on, don't fall, don't fall. (sing Wusuli boat songs instead)

Y: I went by boat. This is ...

Guo: (singing) There is a bright moon in the sky. If you want to confuse the good, be filial to your father first.

Mother, love our compatriots more. Brothers, brothers and sisters must never be abandoned. I am Buddha, Tathagata, Momi.

What a joke! Ouch! The first day I came to the gate of hell, the gate of hell, it hurt when I came to the gate of hell.

Son, time and time again. Hey, skeleton, wow, Amitabha, wow, Amitabha. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, the next day I came to evil.

Ah, dog village, dog village, a lot of this kind of evil.

Dogs are really scary, Buddha.

Hey, Tathagata, Mami Mihong. On the third day, I came to see the cliff, the end of the world, the cape and the small.

Sister is a thread, Lang is a needle, Lang, we are inseparable. I am Buddha, Buddha, Buddha. ...

Y: don't be a Buddha. Where is this thread? This is ...

Guo: It's really hard.

Y: Just sing.

Guo: Your grandfather will go through all this.

Y: ok!

Guo: From beginning to end, it's a Peking Opera Pingju Bangzi drum.

Y: Life is really generous.

Guo: Think about it. It's ventilation to sit outside and sing on a high platform at night. What about you?

I forgot what I ate just now.

Y: Oh, yes, everything has been checked.

Guo: jiaozi with leek, fried radish with soybean and fried radish with onion are cold in the stomach.

This machine can't stand such a back-and-forth impact.

Y: Not to mention this person.

Guo: Finally, follow the middle, back and lower body of your body and learn the sound of motorcycle starting, beep. ...

Monks wondered, didn't they bring sheng?

Y: Is this Sheng? This one.

Guo: At first, I heard the sound, and then the smell.

Y: I stink all over.

Guo: A puff of black smoke can't see anyone.

Y: ok! Can't go that far.

Guo: My family ran away. The neighbors are gone, and the dead come out of coffins. I'll run for my life

Y: not really.

Guo: The big monk and the little monk have all run away, and your grandfather and father are all over the yard.

Y: My father didn't run.

Guo: Your grandfather is sorry. When he turned around, he pooped.

Y: er ~ don't poop,

Guo: Son, why don't you go?

Yes

Guo: Your father has turned red, too.

Y: say what?

Guo: I also put essence in it.

Y: Whose is worse?

Guo: Anyway, life in the temple is very hard.

Y: it must be.

Guo: This often happens. Later, when I went out, the father and son became more and more familiar.

Y: ah, often.

Guo: And every time I go out, I never come home empty-handed.

What are you doing?

Guo: If there is anything in this family, the father and son have to bring something back.

Y: That's stealing.

Guo: It can be seen that beggars' gangs have foresight.

Y: Oh, yes, it's a good thing they're not wanted.

Guo: I once made a big joke after going out.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: My family lived in vain. After eating and drinking, please sit them on the altar. Your grandfather's eyes wandered around.

Touch it,

Y: What are you looking for?

Guo: Let's see what we can get.

Y: oh.

Guo: I saw behind the door at a glance.

Y: what?

Guo: There is an axe.

Y: Oh, it's used for chopping wood.

Guo: Your grandfather is happy. This axe is great. You use it to burn firewood in the temple every day.

Lucy, this is new.

Y: Oh, the new one.

Guo: But I can't say,

Y: why?

Guo: What can I say, poop,

Y: Will you stop taking a shit?

Guo: Take your axe with you when you leave. You can't say anything, just say my family heard you. Express this meaning by chanting.

Thinking conveys the past.

How can you say that?

Guo: I'm chanting. I was called ... a believer. ...

Y: Wait a minute, aren't you a son? How can you call an apprentice?

Guo: Look, isn't this a business trip?

Y: oh, master and apprentice.

Guo: (reading) Ask the apprentice ... there is an axe behind the door that can be taken away. ...

Y: take it with you!

Guo: There is an axe behind the door. When your father saw it, he really had an axe.

Y: Then take it with you.

Guo: But I can't accept it.

Y: why?

Guo: This axe is a big axe, and its handle is only 1.5 meters.

Y: that's too long.

Guo: There are thirty catties of axes on his head. Your father's height 1.2 meters,

Y: This is too short. This is also

Guo: Where shall I put this? Unlike you, you have pockets in the back,

Y: Don't mention this pocket. It's unlucky to put it in this pocket.

Guo: I can't accept it. But I have to report back,

Y: Oh, I have to tell you.

Guo: (reading) Call Master. The axe behind the door is too heavy and long to fit in.

Y: Hey, all right! I can't hide. I can't stand it.

Guo: I am very angry with your grandfather. Why are you so useless? Why can't you move anything in front of the two armies?

Yes

Guo: Your father couldn't carry the axe, so he reached out and copied the soul bell.

Y: this bell.

Guo: There is a prop, Ding Lingling ... thrown at the wall. ...

Y: throw it out? It is still necessary to tie the wall

Guo: Your father's heart suddenly "withered".

Y: Why did it wither again?

Guo: Collapse.

Y: no

Guo: Your father said you didn't know.

Y: why?

Guo: I have already thrown one just now.

Y: what's this?

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, I saw a big steamer in my house, a three-story steamer. Your father said that if I took it back,

How well it is done,

Y: oh, it works.

Guo: When I opened the lid, I saw three cakes in it.

Y: Is there anything to eat?

Guo: Jujube cake. Cover the lid tightly and put it outside the wall.

Y: Oh, serve out, too.

Guo: I threw an axe and smashed the pot. We are not worth it. You have to say all these words,

Y: This is too complicated.

Guo: I can't say clearly. Say it according to the mantra.

Y: What did he say?

Guo: It's a coincidence to knock a wooden fish here. (Read) Maitreya Buddha, listen to the holy master.

Look, there is a pot outside the wall. If you throw an axe, you must smash it. A jar is more valuable than an axe. If you say there is no axe,

Ziguang wants a pot, and there are three cakes in the pot!

Y: it's all out.