Who can recommend a crosstalk and sketch related to honesty to host the class meeting!

The first field

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a rich man. He was very rich. He is not only rich, but also very kind and caring. Every once in a while, he goes out to give alms to the poor. Everyone calls him Mr. Good Man. Today, it's time for him to take to the streets to give alms.

Scene: (in the early morning, the rich man's house)

Servant A: (convex) Master, get up.

(Servant B is anxious to go to Taiwan from the right, and respectfully stands by and waits.)

Rich man: (With the help of servant A, he stood on the right side of the platform, stretched himself and blew a sigh) Ah … (At this moment, servant B hurried forward and respectfully held the other side of the rich man).

Servant B: Please sit down, sir (the rich man sits down slowly).

(Servant A and Servant B beat the rich man's back and pinched his waist to wait on him)

Servant A: Let's brush our teeth, sir.

Rich man: (Nodding slowly) Hmm.

Servant B: Which toothbrush did the master use today, the gold one? Silver? Jade? Or ivory?

Servant a: I think it's gold.

Servant B: How about ivory?

Attendant A: This gold toothbrush is worth 37,000 yuan, and that ivory toothbrush is only 30,000 yuan, which is not expensive. If you brush your teeth with a golden toothbrush, your teeth will be as golden as gold.

Servant B: (a little anxious) Elephants have the hardest teeth. If you use an ivory toothbrush, your teeth will be as hard as an elephant.

Servant A: It's golden.

Servant B: With ivory.

Rich man: (angrily) Hmm. ...

Servant A and Servant B: Please judge clearly.

Rich man: Since they are both so good, use gold on the left and ivory on the right. They are all shiny and extremely hard.

Servant A and Servant B: (admiringly) Your lordship is wise.

Servant a and servant b stand on both sides, holding toothbrushes to help the rich man brush his teeth. After brushing, the rich man had his teeth cut, and the servant was panting and sweating, so he put the toothbrush back and came back. )

Servant B: Where does the master want to use the facial cleanser?

A: One is French perfume, which is made of the most expensive perfume imported from France. It smells good in Wan Li, noble.

Servant B: One kind is beautiful ginseng, which is made of more than a dozen excellent wild ginseng. It is thyme red and different from others.

Rich man: Then this side (right face) should be fragrant with Wan Li, and this side (left face) should be full of red eyes.

Servant A and Servant B: (admiringly) Your lordship is wise.

(Servant A and Servant B admire and quickly put on the washbasin and start to wash the rich man's face seriously. After that, they put the washbasin back, the rich man stroked his face and the servant spilled perfume all over him. )

Servant A: (sniffing and admiring) The host is dressed up.

Rich man: Today is another day for us to give alms in the street. Dress up to attract more people's attention (pause, rich people will clean up).

The second field

Servant A: Sir, here comes a beggar.

Rich man: (puzzled) How can you meet a beggar before you get to downtown? (Looking around) It's deserted here. There's no one here.

(The beggar came from the upper right of the stage, shivering with cold and hunger. He walked slowly to the rich man, who touched the bowl, wiped his hands three or four times and sprayed perfume several times. )

Beggar: Sir, I haven't eaten for five days. Please give me some leftovers, or kindly give me a dress. My hands and feet are swollen with cold.

Rich man: (orders servant A and servant B) Let's go.

(Three people back three or five steps at the same time, left and right. Servant a solemnly handed the rice to the rich man, and servant a and servant b played the trumpet together. After blowing, the rich man walked slowly to the beggar with a bowl. )

Servant A: The kindest person in the world.

Servant B: The kindest.

Servant A: The noblest gentleman should show his love to beggars.

Servant B: Come and have a look. (At this time, the rich man should be halfway. At this time, the rich man continued to walk towards the beggar and slowly handed the rice to the beggar. The beggar held out his hand trembling and was overjoyed to pick it up, but the rich man felt that there was no one around and immediately shrank back. ).

Rich man: (looking around in dismay) Why is there no one (going back to Taiwan Province)? On the other hand, (the rich man performed it again in the above order, but he still felt that there was no one, so he took his food back and looked around) Why is there no one?

Rich man: (smiling at the beggar) Do you want to eat? Do you want to eat? Have a (sudden) dream.

Beggar: Please, sir.

Rich man: (fierce) get out, get out quickly, or hum, don't blame me for being rude. (Pull up your sleeves as if to fight)

Beggar: (puzzled) Aren't you the kindest, kindest and most caring host?

Rich man: (sneers) Hum, I am the kindest host when someone is around. When no one is around. (Strictly speaking) I won't even give half a grain of rice. Run to the servant and pick up the trumpet to catch it. ) roll, roll, roll, beggar (beggar on the lower right).

Third field

Narrator: In this way, the good man and the rich man rushed to the busiest urban area to show their great love to the poor.

(The rich man and the second servant are from the upper left)

Rich man: Wow, there are so many people here today. My reputation award for kindness and kindness spread among so many people. (to the servant) Come on, let's go and see where there are beggars.

Servant A: (pointing to the left) Here comes one.

Rich man: Get ready.

(Servant A and Servant B put bones and rice on the ground and blow their horns)

Servant A: (Like last time, declaratively) The kindest in the world.

Servant B: The kindest.

Servant A: The noblest gentleman should show his love to beggars.

Servant B: Come and have a look.

(beggar on the upper right)

Rich man: Why did this beggar come again? He gets angry at the sight of him.

Servant A: (pointing to the audience) Sir, are there so many people watching? 》

Rich man: (bending down to meet him at once) Oh, my poor old lady, what's wrong with you?

Beggar: (At this time, I also found that the man in front of me was the one who rushed at him not long ago. ) Oh, don't worry, I'll go, I'll go.

Rich man: (emotional) Ah, auntie, don't go. It pains me to see you suffer so much. When I think of you hungry, I feel that my stomach has not eaten for ten days. I feel numb and cold when I see your swollen hands and feet. Ah, aunt, I'm your son (raising her voice).

Beggar: (Doubt) Is this true?

(Go back to servant A and servant B, don't want food, don't want to get bones. )

Attendant A: (Reminder) Where's your check?

Millionaire: (Suddenly remembered) Oh, (pulls out a check and walks up to the beggar with emphasis) Aunt, after a fierce ideological struggle, I made a very painful and proud decision, and I decided to give you all my property to show my sincere love.

Beggar: That's very kind of you.

Rich man: Auntie, you can go back to your old age (helping the beggar to the stage, the beggar from the stage to the right, and the rich man turned to the stage) and I will become a poor man with nothing from now on. Don't feel sorry for me, I'm proud of my lofty love.

Servant A: Sir, everyone nearby was moved to tears, saying that you are the most caring person in the world.

Rich man: How do they know that the real check is here? This is my lifeblood.

Rich man: (suddenly frightened to disgrace) Ah.

Servant A and Servant B: What's the matter?

Rich man: I gave him the real one. (Turning to chase the beggar) Beggar, give me my check back quickly. My love just now was fake, fake.

Servant A: I can't make it, sir.