20 12 Spring Festival Evening crosstalk "Struggle" lines, I want all, all! Don't leak!

Kim: Audience friends, crosstalk performer Cao Yunjin.

Day: Liu Yuntian.

H: Happy New Year to you.

Kim: I am very excited to stand on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening.

Day: That's right.

Kim: But I'm also nervous.

Dai: What are you nervous about?

Kim: What is this place?

H: Yeah.

Kim: The National Spring Festival Gala is broadcast live.

Day: Really.

Kim: Taiwan Province is full of stars and celebrities. I am inferior to others.

God: Yo, who are you worse than?

Kim: Yang Liwei, a space hero, went into space at the age of 38.

Day: Yes.

Jin: Ding Junhui, 15 World Champion.

Day: That's right.

Jin: Zhou Yu, 13 years old official worships the commander of the water army.

God: Oh.

Jin: Kangxi ascended the throne at the age of 6, and Beethoven began to compose music at the age of 4. Huluwa was born to fight goblins.

God: What is this mess?

King: People have achieved so much one after another. Can I not worry?

God: Oh, what's the use of your hurry? If you want to succeed, you must make up your mind first.

Kim: I've made up my mind.

Day: Oh

Kim: I have been influenced by a good family since I was a child.

H: Yeah.

Kim: When I was young, my father often taught me.

Kim: (father's tone) If you want to be a successful person, you must first know what you want.

Day: Hey.

Kim: (children's voice) What I want is money and beautiful women.

Kim: (father's tone) What is disappointment? Is this what you want? Repeat!

Jin: (children's voice) What I want is career and love.

Kim: (father's voice) Ah, that's right.

God: It's different.

Kim: Well, it's different.

Day: Really?

Kim: That depends on how you understand it.

Day: Oh

Kim: When I was young, I had many dreams of success.

Kim: At first, I wanted to be a great chemist.

Day: OK.

Kim: I have been studying chemistry hard since middle school. Listen carefully in class and finish your homework carefully. You are always the first to stand up and raise your hand to answer the teacher's questions.

God: That's really positive.

Kim: The teacher asks questions in class and the students listen attentively. What substances can silicon and water produce?

H: Yeah.

Kim: Turtle soup

Day: Hehe

Kim: Turtle soup! Put more coriander and some sesame oil.

Japan: All right, all right.

Kim: The teacher is angry.

Kim: (teacher's tone) Nonsense makes everyone laugh. What a scandal!

Kim: (student accent) Teacher, please give me another chance, give me another chance.

God: I know I was wrong.

Kim: (teacher's tone) Give you another chance. Gas, you know?

Kim: (student accent) Carbon monoxide, a poisonous gas.

Day: Hey.

Kim: (teacher's tone) Ah, that's right. What about the gas leak at home?

Kim: (student accent) Have a cigarette to calm down.

Kim: (teacher's accent) Get out! Get out!

God: What a pity!

Kim: The teacher told me that you'd better not study chemistry. It's too dangerous and easy to explode.

Day: ouch

Kim: Then I became fascinated with literature.

God: That's good.

Kim: I want to be a great writer.

Day: Where are you?

Jin: Various literary works, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, our traditional four classical novels of China, A Dream of Red Mansions in the Three Kingdoms and Journey to the West.

Day: Oh?

Jin: How well the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is written.

Day: Really?

Jin: Three brothers with different surnames, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, knocked their heads on the ground and saved Tang Sanzang from the Buddhist scriptures.

Day: Hehe

Jin: On the way, Liu Bei often bullied Guan Yu. Tang Sanzang, teach him, you Po Hou!

God: What a mess.

Kim: The teacher told me that you'd better not make a mess of literature.

Day: That's right.

Kim: Let's do something else.

H: Yeah.

Kim: Then I fell in love with music.

Day: Oh?

Kim: I want to be a great musician.

Day: Have ideals.

Kim: I want to write the most beautiful melody in the world like Beethoven.

God: How nice!

Kim: How well you play the piano. So I found my father.

Kim: (children's voice) Dad, I like music. I want to learn piano. I want to play the piano. I want to buy a piano.

Kim: My father looks at me.

H: Yeah.

Kim: (father's tone) Son, if you really like music, you can whistle instead of buying a piano.

God: Oh! What is this idea?

Kim: My musical dream was killed in the cradle. Later, I want to be a great translator.

Day: Where are you?

Kim: I can translate audio and video texts.

God: Oh, are you all right?

Kim: Of course, I speak English very well. You must practice vocabulary in daily life.

God: It is the foundation.

Kim: Like an apple.

God: What can I say?

Kim: Do apples have to be distributed? Apple, not everyone can say this.

God: I can say

Kim: You name one.

Day: Apple

Kim: You see, the pronunciation is not standard. Do you have to send it To put it bluntly, Apple.

God: Ah ~ ~ (artificial) apples

Kim: Well, being naive doesn't mean hating you, you know? This is an apple, an apple.

Day: What about oranges? 、

Kim: Orange.

Day: bananas

Kim: Bananas.

Day: Dad.

Kim: Father.

Day: Mom.

Kim: Mom.

Day: Grandpa.

Kim: Dad's dad.

Day: Eh? No, grandma is mom's mom.

Kim: Come on, that's grandma. How can grandma be mom's mom? Grandma is dad's mother.

God: Yes.

Kim: This logic doesn't work.

God: I still have to learn.

Kim: But then I thought this translation was too boring for me.

Japanese: So what suits you?

Kim: movies and TV are more suitable for me.

Day: Why?

Kim: I have a foundation.

Day: On what basis?

Kim: I like watching TV plays since I was a child.

Day: Really?

Jin: Journey to the West, version 86? Brought countless joys to my childhood.

Dai: I like watching it.

Jin: I know Journey to the West too well. I am determined to make such a play and become a well-known classic.

Tian: Ambitious.

Kim: I can recite every look back at The Journey to the West.

Day: Oh?

King: the Monkey King is out.

Day: Yes.

Jin: The Great Sage is making trouble in Heaven.

H: Yeah.

Jin: Collect pigs and eight quit.

God: Oh.

King: Hong Haier.

God: That's quite a lot.

Kim: I can do it. Just say a line and I'll know which episode it is.

God: Hey, that's it? Me too.

Kim: You can't do that.

God: You can test me if you don't believe me.

Kim: Let me test you.

Day: You come.

Kim: Listen to which episode this is, Daopao Baby ~ ~

Tian: What's it like? This is the episode of Avalokitesvara, the Black Bear Monster.

Kim: Of course.

Day: Nothing.

Kim: Listen to this.

H: Yeah.

Kim: Are you reinforcements invited by the monkey?

Day: Yo!

Kim: Are you reinforcements invited by the monkey?

God: It's really like studying. Dahong Haier

Kim: What puzzles him?

Day: Yes.

Kim: Listen to this.

H: Yeah.

Kim: Master ~ ~ Master ~ ~, which episode?

God: Huh? It's all these episodes.

Kim: It's over. I don't know, do I?

Japanese: Hey, if you want to say this, I'll say a few lines, and you don't know which episode it is.

Kim: No way, Journey to the West. I remember it all.

God: Then listen, Wukong, which episode?

Kim: You and I are just an episode.

God: Huh? An episode?

Kim: My first name is' Master ~ ~', and here you are' Wukong ~ ~'.

Day: OK.

Kim: It's an episode.

Day: It can really be done.

Jin: I know the lines of Journey to the West, especially those of Sha Wujing.

Tian: Oh, the sand monk.

Kim: Of course, there are not many lines, just a few words.

Japanese: Tell me about it.

Jin:' Big Brother, Master has been taken away by goblins'

God: Huh?

Jin:' Big Brother, Second Brother has been taken away by goblins'

God: ouch!

Jin:' Big Brother, Little Brother was taken away by the goblin'

Day: Hey.

Kim:' Big Brother, I was taken away by the goblin'

God: Oh, they have all been taken away.

Kim: Not many words, but there are still a few words.

H: Yeah.

Jin:' Master, eldest brother is right',' Master, second brother is right',' Master, eldest brother and second brother are right'; Big Brother, Master is right',' Big Brother, Second Brother is right',' Big Brother, Master and Second Brother are right'

Day: OK.

Kim: No, I didn't say anything else.

Day: No more.

Kim: Oh, and the last sentence.

Day: Oh, oh, oh.

Jin:' Don't worry, Master, the big brother will come to save us'.

God: Hey, well, that's not what happened.

Kim: Do you think I will do some research?

I don't think you have any research.

Kim: If you put it that way, it seems that the film and television industry is not suitable for me either.

Japan: It seems that there is no industry suitable for you.

Kim: Why? Why can't my dream come true?

Day: Yo!

Kim: I feel very depressed.

H: Yeah.

Kim: I think I am the most miserable person in the world. If people unfortunately drink cold water, their teeth will be blocked.

Japan: Let's have a look.

Kim: Chaz broke his cough. He pulled the cart across the ridge, railing by railing, and burned the back of his head with candy cakes.

Japanese: I haven't heard of it. Wait a minute. Why do you lie on your back when you eat candy cakes?

Kim: You see, here comes the sugar cake. When you tear it here, the sugar comes down. When you lick it, wow ~ ~

God: Uh-huh, who told you to lick it?

Kim: I'm in a very bad mood. Why can't I? . . . . .

Day: Hey, hey, don't be sad. I see. Having said so much, you can't do anything with your feet on the ground. If you really want to succeed, you must make your own efforts and labor. If you don't pay your own efforts and labor, all dreams are called daydreams.

Kim: You are absolutely right. You woke up the dreamer with one word. I won't talk empty words or talk big. I will keep my feet on the ground and do something real. No matter whether it's ten, twenty or thirty years, I will fight for my dream!

Day: Good!

Kim: There are many examples of late bloomers. What am I afraid of?

God: Who's there?

Jin: Huang Zhong, who conquered the world with Liu Bei at the age of 60; Jiang Ziya became prime minister at the age of 80; She Taijun 100 years old in command; The Monkey King took the Western Classics at the age of 500; White snake 1000 years old went down the mountain to fall in love; Bi Fujian is only 53 years old to host the Spring Festival Gala!

Day: ok ~ ~

Kim: What am I afraid of? I want to start with what I am good at!

Day: Hey, what are you good at?

Kim: Me? Great is not good.

Day: Hey. Not good at it?

Kim: But I have hobbies.

Japanese: What's your hobby?

Kim: I like singing.

God: Singing is also good.

Kim: I sing very well!

Day: Really?

Kim: Whether it's old or new, Hong Kong and Taiwan on the mainland, at home and abroad, it's ok!

Dai: Is that right?

Kim: Of course.

What are you going to do, old man?

Jin: The theme song of the 87th edition of A Dream of Red Mansions.

God: Ouch?

Kim: Everyone knows each other too well.

Dai: Let's listen to it.

Jin: A Dream of Red Mansions

Day: You sing.

Kim: You also said serial killer.

Day: Hey, wait a minute.

Kim: I also said continuous.

Day: Hey, hey, come on, it's called a serial. Dream of Red Mansions!

Jin: A Dream of Red Mansions

Tian: "virtual eyebrow"

Kim: "vanity eyebrows"

Day: Hey.

Kim: One is Xianpa, and the other is Xianpa. ...

God: Huh? how ...

Kim: Why does it hurt to sing this thing?

God: Wow, who told you to twist it?

Kim: This one is old. I can do it in Hongkong and Taiwan Province.

Tian: What can I do in Hongkong and Taiwan Province?

Kim: Jay Chou in Jay Chou.

God: hmm ... huh? Jay Chou's nunchakus.

Kim: Yes, Shuang Jie, Jay Chou.

God: That's not right. Anything else?

Kim: Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche.

Day: Oh?

King: Prince of Love Songs

Day: Yes.

Kim: From the beginning to now.

Tian: This song is good.

Kim: Do I have to live like this?

Extended data:

1, crosstalk, a folk rap art, highlights its characteristics in the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing. Famous crosstalk performers are Ma, Hou, Hou, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma? Ma Ji, Hou, Su, and so on. China crosstalk has three cradles: Beijing Tianqiao, Tianjin Quanyechang and Nanjing Confucius Temple. Crosstalk originated in North China, popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, and spread all over the country and at home and abroad. It began in the Ming and Qing Dynasties and flourished in the contemporary era. Mainly oral performances. There are stand-up crosstalk, mouth-to-mouth crosstalk, group crosstalk, etc., which are rooted in the people and originated from life and are loved by the masses.

2.20 12 CCTV the Year of the Loong Spring Festival Gala takes "Going Home for the New Year" as the theme, and presents a warm, peaceful, joyful and festive evening for the audience with four sections: "the Year of the Loong", "Home", "Thirty Years of Spring Festival Gala", and at the same time takes "Thirty Years of Spring Festival Gala" as the main theme, which arouses the audience.

3. The development of crosstalk on the stage of Spring Festival Evening;

1983 After the first Spring Festival Gala, crosstalk, an artistic expression, gradually took root in people's hearts, and many crosstalk performers became household names. From 65438 to 0984, Ma Ji's stand-up comic dialogue Cosmic Cigarettes became the most popular comic dialogue program in the Spring Festival Evening, and it is still regarded as a classic.

1985 On the stage of the Spring Festival Evening, the earliest golden sentence of the Spring Festival Evening was produced in the Art of Naming performed by the famous crosstalk master Ma. The famous classic prologue goes like this: "Ma Lisan, this horse has three legs left, and it can still stand, and it will fall when touched;" Ma Ji, a very good horse, tied his legs with a rope and couldn't run away, licking his body. "

1987 In the Spring Festival Evening, Ma Ji created a cross talk entitled "The Five Senses Strive for Merit", which was performed on the same stage with Wei Liu, Feng Gong, Zhao Yan and Wang Jinbao. In addition to cross talk, the audience laughed like a spring, and Five Merits also broke the routine of cross talk and pushed it to a new height.

Also in the Spring Festival Evening of 1987, Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong performed on the same stage, and the cross talk "Walking in the Tiger's Mouth" created by Liang Zuo also left a deep impression on the audience. 1988, the comic dialogue Elevator Adventure, in which Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong cooperated again, vividly described the normal state of the public during the period of rapid social transformation.

1990 Spring Festival Evening, the cross talk "One Servant and Two Masters" became the finale of the cross talk stage in Ma Ji Spring Festival Evening, and was replaced by many of his disciples, the most famous of whom was Feng Gong.

Feng Gong is definitely an evergreen tree on the cross talk stage of the Spring Festival Evening. Unconsciously, he has been standing on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala for almost 30 years. Since the Spring Festival Evening of 1996, his classic line: "Dear friends, I miss you so much" has been enduring for a long time and has deeply entered the hearts of every audience.

During the period of 1999, Qi Zhi and Da Bing brought the southern crosstalk to the stage of the Spring Festival Evening, and the crosstalk work "Free Eating" broke the pattern that the northern crosstalk actors unified the stage of the Spring Festival Evening.

In the Spring Festival Evening of 2006, Liu Zengkai and Zhu Degang became the first pair of artists from Taiwan Province Province to formally speak crosstalk on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening. Crosstalk "Tongue Twister Newspeak" created many jokes by imitating the way that Taiwan Province ethnic minorities say tongue twisters in Mandarin, and also fully demonstrated the solid basic skills of the two actors in cross talk.

In 2009, on the third anniversary of the death of Ma Ji, a famous cross talk actor, his sons Ma Dong, Wei Liu, Zhou Wei, Dashan and Jian Zheng brought the audience back to the era of five senses, and this adaptation also expressed his son's respect for his father.

Since the Spring Festival Evening of 20 10, many young faces have appeared on the cross talk stage. Jia Ling and Bai Kainan's crosstalk "Big Talk" marks the beginning of the younger generation of crosstalk performers.

In the Spring Festival Evening of 20 12, after He and He, the former members of Deyun Society once again fought on the cross talk stage in the Spring Festival Evening, and a cross talk "Struggle" was popular with the audience because of its new paragraph.

The following 20 13, Yun-peng Yue starred in the sketch "Excuse me", also on 20 13, Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian once again appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening. Coincidentally, two masters of Deyun Society also came, and Degang Guo and Yu Qian said cross talk "Black sheep". So, in the cross talk era of Deyun Society,

Crosstalk, an artistic expression, really runs through the stage of the Spring Festival Evening from beginning to end, from street stalls to elegant halls, and finally onto the stage of the Spring Festival Evening, and it has stood for many years. Crosstalk is actually a language art, which not only talks about all kinds of human beings, but also talks about the optimism of China people.

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia _ Struggle (20 12 CCTV Spring Festival Evening Crosstalk)