Does anyone know the classic tongue-twisting segments in comedy, with the full text?

The front gate tower is nine feet nine feet

The four gates are three bridges and five pagodas

Out of the gate and to the east, forty miles from the city, you will find Tongzhou

Tongzhou has sixty-six hutongs

There is a sixty-six year old Liu Laoliu who lives at the mouth of the sixty-six hutongs

Sixty-six years old, six years old, six years old, six years old, six years old, six years old, six years old, six years old, six years old, six years old, six years old, six years old.

Inside the building he had sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil

On the baskets were sixty-six pairs of satin silks

On the silks were embroidered sixty-six lions rolling embroidered balls

Outside the building there were sixty-six sandalwood shafts

On the shafts were sixty-six big cows

On the cows were sixty-six monkeys

Liu Laoliu, Liu, Liu's old man, the three old men

The sixty-six year old Liu, the sixty-six year old Liu, the sixty-six year old Liu, the sixty-six year old old Liu.

Sitting in front of the door, gnawing on a bone, a dog came from the south

This dog looked familiar, just like Big Auntie's

Big eyebrows, big eyes, big nose, big ears, big muzzle

Large oval-headed poodle from Big Auntie's house

And another dog from the north

This one also looked familiar, just like Big Auntie's house

This one also looked familiar, just like Big Auntie's house

This one also looked familiar, just like Big Auntie's house

This one also looked familiar.

Two big eyebrows, two big eyes, two big noses

two big ears, two big mouths

The second ao-tou poodle of Er Da Ma's family

These two dogs snatched a bone, and hurt their heads trying to get the bone

They ran from the south end to the north end

Rolling down the sixty-six good buildings

They spilled sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil

The oil spilt the sixty-six pairs of satins, and the oil spilt the sixty-six pairs of silks, and the sixty-six pairs of silks, and the sixty-six pairs of silks.

Sixty-six pairs of satin silk

Sixty-six lions rolling embroidered balls outside the building

Sixty-six shafts of sandalwood

Sixty-six bulls scared

Sixty-six monkeys ran away

Liu Laolu, Six Lao Liu, Liu Lao Lao, Liu Lao, and Liu Lao, three old brothers, fought off the dog

They built up another sixty-six good buildings

Collecting up sixty-six baskets of gui lin oil

They put back the sixty-six buildings.

The sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil

The sixty-six pairs of satin silks

The sixty-six lions with embroidered balls

The sixty-six shafts of sandalwood planted outside the building

The sixty-six bulls were brought back

The sixty-six monkeys caught

The sixty-six monkeys were beaten to the south

The adobe heads were taken to beat the dog's head

The three men were beaten to the ground.

I don't know if the dog's head was hit by the adobe head of Qi Bu Xiu

or if the dog's head was hit by the adobe head of Qi Bu Xiu

To the north came Bald Niu Niu

with a basket of oil in her hand to catch the dog's head

I don't know if the dog's head was caught by the basket of Oil of Bald Niu Niu

or if the dog's head was caught by the oil of Bald Niu Niu

or if the dog's head was caught by the oil of Bald Niu Niu

The dog was caught by the oil of the Bald Niu Niu. Pinky drank Pinky's pink wine

Pinky drank Pinky's pink wine

Pinky got drunk

Pinky got drunk

Pinky hit Pinky when she saw her

Pinky grabbed Pinky and twisted her

Pinky tore Pinky's pink jacket

Pinky pulled Pinky's

The sisters stopped fighting and bought their own thread and sewed it themselves

The pink woman bought a pink thread

The pink woman bought a pink thread

The pink woman sewed a pink coat

The pink woman sewed the coat backward

The pink woman sewed the coat backward

The sisters went out of the front door and went to the south

There was a store that faced the south

And there was a blue store that had a blue coat hanging on its side.

The store had a blue cotton curtain

I took off the blue cotton curtain, and I saw that the store was facing south

I put on the blue cotton curtain, and I saw that the store was still facing south.

Walking seven steps out of the west gate, I picked up a chicken skin to mend my leather pants

It's a chicken skin to mend my leather pants, but it's not a chicken skin that I don't have to mend my new leather pants

Saying that I tore up the paper at the window

It's the paper to tear the paper, but it's not a paper that I don't have to tear the paper

Within the paper there's a package of fine silver thread

On the thread there are 4,400,444 little purple deaths, which look like they died, and they are all dead.
















































The chicken is a chicken, and it is a chicken, and the chicken is a chicken.

It is said that there is a man in Suzhou who has a beard

there is a man in Huzhou who has a comb

The man in Suzhou asked the man in Huzhou to borrow the comb for his beard

In front of the mountain there is a man with round eyes

Behind the mountain there is a man with round eyes

The two of them came to compare their eyes

and they don't know if they can compare with the eye

The two of them have no idea what is happening to them

The two of them are more beautiful than the one who is more beautiful than the one who has round eyes

The two of them have a better eye than the eye

I don't know if the eye of the rock is rounder than the eye of the rock

Or if the eye of the rock is rounder than the eye of the rock

There is a Cui with a thick leg in front of the mountain

A Cui with a thick leg behind the mountain

The two of them come to compare their legs in front of the mountain

I don't know if the Cui with a thick leg is thicker than the leg of the Cui

Or if the Cui with a thick leg is thicker than the leg of the Cui with a thick leg

In front of the mountain, there are forty-four

There were forty-four dead persimmon trees behind the mountain

The forty-four lions in front of the mountain

eaten the astringent persimmons from the forty-four dead persimmon trees behind the mountain

The forty-four lions in front of the mountain

made the astringent persimmons from the forty-four dead persimmons behind the mountain

stringent persimmons.











































The bench is a bench.

A lama came from the south with five pounds of sole in his hand

A mute man came from the north with a trumpet around his waist

The lama with sole

wanted to exchange his sole for the trumpet of the mute man who had left his trumpet

The mute man who had left his trumpet did not want to exchange his trumpet

For the trumpet of the mute man who had left his sole

The mute man who had left his trumpet did not like to exchange his trumpet for the trumpet of the lama who had sole

The mute man who had left his sole was not happy with it.

The mute with the other horn was anxious

The mute with the other horn was anxious

The mute with the other horn took off his horn and struck the mute with the sole

I don't know whether the mute with the sole

hit the mute with the other horn

with the sole

or whether the mute with the sole

hit the mute with the other horn

Whether the mute with the other horn

Whether the mute with the other horn

Whether the mute with the other horn

Whether the mute with the other horn

was angry with him or the mute with the other horn

hit the lama with the sole

The lama went home and stewed the sole

The dumb man stood and tooted his horn

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