20 jokes about the Spring Festival.

1, Happy New Year! Although these four words only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings on you!

2. New Year weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash, which will accompany you all year round.

3. Happy New Year. Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain.

4, I wish you beautiful every day, always happy, healthy, lucky, never lonely, make more money! Happy new year!

The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you good luck every day and a better life. You win the lottery every time, which is delicious. If you forget me, be careful with the stick.

6. I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

7, a flower picked for a long time, reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; Anyway, I've been waiting for a long time … Happy New Year!

8. I wish the new year a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, great harmony in June and June, seven stars shining high, making money from all directions, and unity and perfection in 1999.

9. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Happy new year!

10, in order to thank you for your concern and support over the years, we will give you a special reward during New Year's Day! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get my value 10 yuan's New Year's message.

1 1, zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad egg, empty head is called idiot, fire is called fuck off, alas, it is called finished, and the egg is too perfect is called round egg-Happy New Year!

12, it's really tiring to be alive: I have to queue up when I get on the bus, I love you and suffer, I have no fragrance when I eat, I get drunk when I drink, and I have to pay taxes when I earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy New Year

13, the new year has new changes every year, but my heart has not changed, my vows have not changed, and I want to ... grow old with you.

14, if you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

15, I wish: reunification begins and Vientiane is updated; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness, happiness and celebration; Bamboo is safe and full of blessings; be radiant with delight/joy

16, friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink on New Year's Day!

17, pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy New Year!

18, I wish: favoring you, letting you go, the court facing you, the official luck with you, the daughter-in-law leaving you, eating and drinking at will, the fortune covering you, only you win the prize!

19, freeze! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

20. The New Year is coming. I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!