Joke book in Chinese

1. A book of jokes in Mandarin, remember what it is called, laughs for Guangling

A from Baidu

China has a long history of joke books, but the masterpiece can be said to be the "laughing forest Guangji". The book was collected by the Qing Dynasty under the name "Master of Games". The book can be regarded as a collection of jokes in the strict sense of the term, with funny language, concise and elegant writing, and a very mature style of presentation. The book is divided into twelve parts, each with its own unique theme. A ancient color (official title, etc.), the second corrupted flow, three arts, four physical, five special endowment (dementia and forgetfulness, etc.), the six women's style, the seven world taboo (help idle prostitution, etc.), eight monks and Taoism, nine greed and miserliness, ten poor and rustic, eleven ridicule, twelve fallacies. And this way of classification is not absolute, just to organize and categorize the collected information.

Most of the works in this book capture the essence of an ugly phenomenon in life, and expose it in depth and to the point. Characterization of most of the use of hyperbole, text concise and vivid, sharp language, funny and humorous, sophisticated structure, with a strong comedic effect, which has to be attributed to their skillful presentation, that is, overflowing with the elements of hyperbole, humor, slapstick and wit. The jokes of the world are the most numerous, accounting for seven or eight tenths of the total number of jokes in Laughing Forests, where the term "world" refers to human affairs in the civilian society. This part of the work covers all aspects of secular life - family life, social customs, etc., and criticizes the meanness of human nature and all kinds of bad customs in the society, such as laziness, miserliness, fear of internal affairs and bribery. ...... It can be said that there are all kinds of worldly conditions in life. This book has a wide range of topics, tightening the pulse of society, quite reflective of the world's situation, with a deafening understanding of the value of the book, it is worthwhile to play. The description of the world's situation and the ridicule of the absurdity of the words and behavior are so interesting that people can't help but laugh.

2. Classic jokes in ancient Chinese

Du Du Ping Battles me, students sitting in the hall. The first one is about the "the student who is not coming".

The joke goes like this: A private school teacher taught the Analects of Confucius, and mispronounced '郁郁乎文哉' as '都平丈我'. Later, a new private school teacher correctly pronounced 'Yu Yu Hu Wen Ya', the students thought that the new teacher was wrong and did not come to school. The students thought that the new teacher had mispronounced 'Yu Yu Hu Wen Ya' and did not come to school. The students don't come.'"

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One day, the wind and smooth, the rising sun warm flare, Yu and Yu friends four people gathered in the mean room, pronged short, the wind rose Yu cold, so Yu have sighed and said. "Contempt, the time is not favorable, the dragon is trapped in shallow water, and the wind and clouds are hidden in young pines. Whose fault is it that the profession is not hot? It is the fault of God!"

My friend also sighed, "God has appointed me to a great task, and I have suffered a great deal, and the Chinese language is a miserable one.

His friend shook his head and hit the percussion, saying, "The misery of the Chinese language is that it can be used as a crossroads of the five continents, but the absurdity of chemistry often lies in the remoteness, which is incomprehensible to the common people, and so the suffering of my muscles and bones is something that not the three of you can understand."

The other closed his mouth, the rest of the rule of its life is endless, some times more than me, so I laughed and said, "Brother's industry can be said to be hot, his wife and children can be said to be free of hunger, yes or no?"

The brother was still angry, the export of all shocked, "your industry can maintain life, but my industry is hopeless, why hot?"

The rest of the three are exploring, the first did not say, a long time, only to answer, "invertebrate linguistics also!"

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One night, Yu strolled the three teaching platform, but saw a woman fluttering, long hair flowing, could not help but side-eye.

As we approached, the woman suddenly

stopped and stared at me.

This is the first time I've ever seen a woman with a face like this, and I've never seen one!

I saw her eyes widen and the corners of her mouth twitch, and I

sighed, "Am I not too ugly?

But I saw his eyes widening and his mouth opening.

But I saw her eyes widening, and her mouth opening. I was terrified, and I realized that I was a true gentleman, and I had never offended

her, let alone never

met her. I was about to turn around and run away when I heard Yi yell out "。。。。。。 I'm not sure if this is the right place for me to be, but I'm sure it is. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I've ever seen you before. I

rubbed his nose and drifted away.

I have sweated profusely.

3. What are the ancient joke books

Chinese academic masterpieces Edited by Yang Jiaruo Scripted and printed by the World Book Office, Taipei, Taiwan

Chinese Popular Literature Series No. 1

Volume I

Seventy-one Chinese jokes

Quemin Edited and printed by the World Book Office

Laughing Woods Series, vol. 1, supplemented by vol. 1, written by Wei Handan Chun (魏 邯郸淳淸淳) and edited by Ma Guohan (马國翰), who was a member of the Chinese Academy of Arts and Sciences.

Lu's Laughing Forest Series, Volume 1, Compiled by Lu Yun, Jin

Dunhuang Scrolls Qiyanlu, Volume 4, Compiled by Hou Bai, Tang Hou Bai

Taiping Guangji Ben Qiyanlu, Volume 1, Compiled by Hou Bai, Tang Hou Bai

Classes and sayings Qiyanlu, Volume 1, Compiled by Hou Bai, Tang Hou Bai

Continuation of Baichuan Xuehai Ben Qiyanlu, Volume 1, Compiled by Hou Bai, Tang Hou Bai

Guangyiqiben Qiyanlu, Volume 1, Compiled by Hou Bai, Tang Hou Bai

Houbai, Tang Houbai, wrote a volume

A Volume of Laughing Words, Tang Zhu Kui wrote

A Volume of Laughing Words, Tang Que Ming wrote

Three Volumes of Qunju Xieyi, Song Gao Bonnie wrote

A Volume of Tuning and Bantering, Song Su Shi wrote, Ming Wang Shizhen edited

A Volume of Dunzhai Leisurely Exposure and Harmonizing Witchery, Song Fan Zhenming wrote

A Volume of Huanqiu, Song Lu Bencheng wrote

The Collection of Good Bantering, 1 Volume, Song Tianhezi wrote

The Collection of Good Bantering, 1 Volume, Song Tianhezi wrote

The Collection of Good Bantering One volume written by Song Tianhezi

Kaiyan Lu, two volumes written by Song Zhou Wenjun

Jiedu Lu, one volume written by Song Zhu Hui

Manxiao Lu, one volume written by Song Xu Shi

Harmonious History, one volume written by Song Shen Bian

Yichuan Laughing Forest, one volume written by Song Que Ming

Pat Palm Records, one volume written by Song Xing Jushi

Matters of the Forest, one volume of the Wind and Moon Laughing Forest, one volume of the Mocking and Playing Talks written by Song Chen Yuanliang

The Story of the Forest, one volume of the Wind and Moon Laughing Forest, one volume of the Song Chen Yuanliang By Chen Yuanliang

A Volume of Witticisms in Barnyard History written by Yuan Chou Yuan

A Volume of Comical Classes with Mockery written by Yuan Que Ming

A Volume of Selected Records of Drama Department of the Broussonetia Room written by Pan Lane

A Volume of Kwonzi written by Geng Dai-Dong written by Ming Geng Dai-Dong

A Volume of Mountain Words written by Li Zhi written by Ming Li Zhi

A Volume of Harmonious Articles of Lushu written by Yao Zhi written by Ming Yao Zhi

A Volume of Ying Harmonious Record written by Ming Liu Yuanqing

A Volume of Harmonious Record written by Ming Liu Yuanqing

Harmonious History, Volume 1, written by Xu Wei, Ming Dynasty

Five Various Chops, Volume 1, written by Xie Zhaozhang, Ming Dynasty

Harmonious Words, Volume 1, written by Guo Zizhang, Ming Dynasty

Elegant Jokes, Volume 1, written by Master Fubai Zhai, Ming Dynasty

Farewell Memories of Pedestrian Immortals, Volume 1, written by Zhang Yiling, Ming Dynasty

Seven Classical Manuscripts, Volume 1, Written by Lang Ying,Ming Dynasty

Talking Words, Volume 1, written by Jiang Yingke, Ming Dynasty

Xue Tao, a Chinese poet, was born in the late 19th century in Beijing. Harmonious History, Volume 1, written by Jiang Yingke, Ming Dynasty

Four Volumes of Waves and Jokes, written by Yu Fulfillment, Ming Dynasty

One Volume of Harmonious Series, written by Zhong Qing, Ming Dynasty

One Volume of Laughing Praises, written by Zhao Nanshing, Ming Dynasty

One Volume of Laughing Zen Records, written by Pan Youlong, Ming Dynasty

Two Volumes of Laughing Mansions, written by Feng Menglong, Ming Dynasty

Thirteen Volumes of Broad Laughing Mansions, written by Feng Menglong, Ming Dynasty

Thirty-three Volumes of Talks of the Ancient and Modern Bibliographies, written by Feng Menglong, Ming Dynasty

A Volume of New Words Offering Harmonious Jokes written by Qi Bei Chi Xin Zi, Ming Dynasty

A Volume of New Words Offering Harmonious Jokes written by Qi Bei Chi Xin Zi, Ming Dynasty

A Volume of Selected Elegant Laughs written by Drunken Moon, Ming Dynasty

A Volume of Harmony and Service written by Que Ming Dynasty

A Volume of Laughing Forest written by Que Ming Dynasty

A Volume of Continuing Laughing Forest written by Que Ming Dynasty

A Volume of Explaining the Yi Flabbergastedness written by Que Ming Dynasty

A Volume of Hu Lu Zhuo written by Que Ming Dynasty

A Volume of Hulu Zhuo written by Que Meng Long Dynasty

Laughing down the drain, one volume, installation of half-an amphibian laughing politics, one volume, written by Chen Gaomu, 淸淸皋谟

Updated Xierenyi xinjie, one volume, written by Zhao Tien-yang, 淸趙恬养淸恬养

Laughing at a good second volume, two volumes, written by Shi Chengjin, 淸石成金淸石成金撰写

Watching the mountain pavilion, one volume, written by Huang Tuji珌淸黃图珌撰撰撰

Wampoaquan jiudian men, one volume, written by Mao Huawen, 淸毛焕文撰撰

Widespread laughter to aid in harmonizing and jesting, one volume, written by Fang Feihong, 淸方飞鴻 提要一卷 赵旭初撰著

4. Ancient Chinese Jokes

The question is not appropriate.

On the Internet, in bookstores. For example: Jokes a load of original text Cao Cai was seventy years old, suddenly gave birth to a son.

Because of his age, he gave birth to a son.

The following year, another son. Laughter: 62616964757a686964616fe58685e5aeb931333365643661 "so old, but also to give birth to a child, really a joke."

So the name is "joke." Three people are old and have nothing to do, all ordered into the mountains to play firewood, and return, the husband asked: "Three children of firewood which is more?" Wife said: "age has a hand, learning nothing, jokes have a load."

Translation There is a scholar nearly seventy years old, his wife suddenly gave birth to a son, because of the age of the son was born, named "age". After a short time, another son was born, look like a reading, so he named "learning".

In the third year and gave birth to a son, Xiu Cai laughed and said: "Such a big age, but also can get a son, really a joke. So he named it "Joke".

Three sons grew up with nothing to do, the showman let them go into the mountains to play firewood, wait until the return, the husband asked his wife said: "Three people who play more firewood?" The wife said, "I have a handful of years of age, but I have no learning at all, but I have a load of jokes."

Fellow travelers asked why, and replied, "To give up relatives." The answer was: "I want to leave my family." This was repeated so many times that the peers were disgusted.

Occasionally met a beggar, also follow its lead to avoid, said: "She pro." Asked: "Why is there this order pro?" He said, "But the good ones, are recognized by the Er."

The translation There is a good vanity person, go out and meet the dignitaries passing by, just to avoid the side. When those traveling with him asked him why he did so, he said, "That is my relative."

This was the case many times, and every time he did this, the people traveling with him found it annoying. Then, suddenly a beggar came upon the road, and the fellow travelers followed his example and also hid to the side, saying, "That beggar is my relative."

The vain man then asked, "How do you have such a poor relative?" The fellow traveler said, "Because all the good ones are recognized by you." Eat olives Original text The villagers went to the city to attend a dinner, and there were olives in the banquet.

The villager took a bite, astringent and tasteless, and asked his companion, "What is this thing?" The same seat to its village gas, despise it said: "vulgar." The townspeople "vulgar" for the name, so remembered, returned to say: "I tasted today in the city of strange things, called the name 'vulgar'."

The crowd didn't believe it, and the man said, "You don't believe it, but now your mouth is full of vulgarity."

There was a farmer who went to the city for a banquet, and there were olives in the banquet.

The farmer took it to his mouth and ate it, but it tasted bad, so he asked his companions, "What is this thing?" The people at the table thought he was vulgar and said with contempt, "vulgar." The farmer thought "vulgar" was the name of olive, so he memorized it, and went home and said, "I ate a rare fruit in the city today, named 'vulgar'."

People did not believe it, so the farmer opened his mouth and said, "You don't believe it, now my mouth is full of vulgarity."

He wanted his host to know, so he pretended to say, "I have a house for sale."

The master saw no rice in the bowl, and urgently called the child to add. Because he asked the guest said: "He wants to value geometry?" He said, "Now that I have food to eat, I will not sell it."

There was a man who kept a guest for lunch, and the guest had finished his bowl, and there was no one to add to his meal. The guest wanted his host to know, so he pretended to say, "A certain family has a house for sale."

Then he deliberately said, "I want to sell it.

Then he deliberately pointed the bowl at the master and said, "The rafters are as thick as the bowl." When the master saw that there was no more rice in the bowl, he hurriedly called out to his servant to give him more rice.

Then he asked the guest, "How much is he selling for?" The guest replied, "Now that I have food to eat, I will not sell it." The original text: "Some people are accustomed to lying.

His servant was a good liar. One day, he said, "A well in my house was blown by a gale yesterday to the next house."

The people thought that there was nothing from ancient times. The servant round said: "It is true.

My family's well, close to the neighboring fence, last night the wind was strong, see the fence blowing over the well this side, but like the well blowing in the neighboring house to go." One day, and said to the people: "Someone shot down a goose, head top bowl of powder soup."

The crowd was surprised. The servant round said: "This matter is also there.

My master in the patio to eat powder soup, suddenly a goose fell, the goose head is falling in the bowl, is not the top of the geese in powder soup." One day.

And said to the people: "cold home has a top of the warm sky tent, the heaven and earth covered tightly, some gaps are not." The servant said, "The master is off the hook, pulling this lie, so how can I cover up."

A man was accustomed to telling lies, and his servant told him a lie for him every time. One day he said to the people, "A well in my house was blown by a gale yesterday to the house next door."

People thought that such a thing had never happened before. His servant lied for him and said, "It did happen, my well was near the neighbor's fence, and last night the wind was so strong that it blew the fence to this side of the well, just as the well blew to the neighbor's house."

One day he said to the people again, "Someone shot down a goose with a bowl of powdered soup on its head." Again people were very surprised and did not believe what he said.

His servant lied for him again and said, "This happened, too. My master was eating noodle soup on the patio, and suddenly, a goose fell down, and its head fell into the bowl, so was it not a goose's head on top of the noodle soup?" On another day he said to others, "There is a warm heavenly tent in the house of Han, which covers heaven and earth so tightly that there is not a single gap." When the servant heard this, he frowned in embarrassment and said, "The master has gone too far, pulling this big lie, so how can I cover it up."

Lishui Xuedai original text Xiucai housekeeper, the doll to pee, a long time do not pee, scared of the said: "Xuedai come." The doll immediately peed.

Xiu Cai asked the reason, said: "I see you Xiu Cai heard the Xuedai dismounted, scared urine and feces out, so I know." The scholar sighed: "I can not imagine that this doll can inherit his father's will, Keshao book; more can not imagine that this Xuedai good small water, can pass two stools."

Translation The servant in the house of Xiu Cai, holding the doll to pee, the child did not pee for a long time. The servant scared him and said, "Xuedai is coming."

Immediately, the doll peed. Xiu Cai asked him why and replied, "I saw you Xiu Cai peeing and shitting in fear when you heard that Xuedai was coming, so I scared him like this."

Xiu Cai sighed and said: "I can not imagine that this doll can inherit his father's volunteer to continue the book; even more unexpected.

5. There is no literary joke

Confucius traveled to the east, met a ***, want to have fun with it, it does not; strong captivity in the forest, fading its clothes, take off its pants, pull out the bag, X into the soul.

After the incident, the woman said: "Beast behavior!

Confucius said: women's opinion.

Name reading

Che Yin bag fluorescence reading, Sun Kang Ying snow reading. One day, Kang went to pay tribute to Yin, not met, asked what to, the door said: "Outside

catch fireflies to go." Has and Yin answer to worship Kang, see Kang idle standing in the court, asked: "Why not read?" Kang said: "I

see today this day is not like a snow." He said, "I am hungry." He also asked, "If you are hungry, why don't you eat the cake?"

said: "is rancid." (Both said in a low voice) -- (Ming) master of the floating white collection of "Laughing Forest"