What are the short stories related to Chinese characters?

1. When writing files, strokes often make mistakes. Once I made a roster, and the word "Chen" was written on the right, which was beaten 20 times by the chief. From then on, the scholar remembered to write "Lu" on the left, but unfortunately he misspelled the word "Zheng" and got 20 boards again.

One day, a man named Nie asked him to write a complaint, and the document was shocked: "I wrote two ears and got forty boards. You killed me with three ears?" ! "

2. On one occasion, the Xiongnu in the north wanted to attack the Central Plains, and sent a "battle table" first. When the emperor opened it, it turned out to be "heavenly heart takes rice". None of the ministers of the Qing Dynasty solved the mystery. The emperor couldn't take it easy, so he had to post a list to recruit talents. At this time, an official named He Tang in the palace said that there was a plan to withdraw troops, and the emperor urgently declared He Tang to go to the temple.

He Tang pointed to the four words on the "battle table" and said to the emperor: "God, my country is also; Heart, Central Plains also: rice, holy also. Taking rice from the heart is to seize the country and take the position of king. " The emperor said urgently, "What should I do?" He Tang said, "Nothing, I have my own way out." He said, holding a pen in his hand and adding a pen to each of the four words. The original letter was returned to the sender.

Marshal Xiongnu, who led the troops, thought that the Central Plains did not dare to fight. When he opened it, he was shocked and retreated urgently. It turned out that He Tang became "not necessarily dare to come" after adding one word each to "heavenly heart takes rice".

One morning, "Tuan" was shopping and suddenly met "Member". He warmly went up to say hello: "Hello! Round! " The clerk said, "I don't know you?" The "group" said: "We are together to pay New Year greetings to others and wish them a family reunion. Why don't you know me when the weather is hot? "

4. Once upon a time, there was a dude who was lazy and didn't study hard. When I grow up, I often make jokes because I write typos. One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquat. He took a piece of paper from the table and wrote some words on it with a pen. After writing, he asked the servant to buy loquat. His wife took the newspaper and read it. She burst out laughing. It turned out that it said "buy five catties of pipa".

Two of the five words are misspelled, and the word "loquat" is misspelled as "pipa". After reading it, his wife wrote a jingle at the back: loquat is not this pipa, just because she can't read much. If the pipa can bear fruit, the city will be full of flutes and drums. The guy blushed when he read his wife's poem.

The pronunciation of "loquat" and "pipa" is the same, both pronounce pípa, which is homophonic. But "loquat" is a kind of fruit, and "pipa" is a stringed instrument, with completely different meanings and writing methods.

A shop assistant wrote the words "for sale now" on the blackboard. A customer next to him said, "Comrade, you wrote' zero' in retail." The salesman glared at the customer and said, "Come on, there is a vertical knife next to the word' no'!"