What are the attractive advertisements for ear-picking stores?

Ear picking store attractive ads:

South to the north of the deaf ear itchy ear, forward to the front stand, far away from the invisible, we come to see a look at a look at the professional ear picking, ear cleaning ear wash ear otitis media.

The first time I picked the ear, it was really too good ah! When the young lady took the little feather in my ear, my whole body half of the goosebumps are up.

Recently, the ear is particularly itchy, find the classic life near the ear picking museum, the first ear picking is very nervous, the whole 40 minutes, I feel that the ear is particularly transparent, the world is clean, not itchy at all, too comfortable.

The first time in my life to pick the ear, in addition to the technician told me that both ears have a perforated eardrum let me a little panic, everything else is okay, but did not imagine the cool.