The classic funny text suitable for foodies to send friends circle

The classic funny text suitable for eaters to send friends circle one

1. life in the world, should not be ashamed of the word "eaters".

2. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

3. God gave me the attributes of a foodie, but did not give me the identity of a tycoon.

4. Most people who love to eat are not bad people. They desperately pursue food and have no time to do harm. Laughing aunt and gluttony, is the perfect combination, this kind of woman more good.69. Never again to be a one foodie, I really can not do ah!

5. To eat as a kind of the highest point, can not smoke, do not drink, do not wear brand-name, etc., eat the character, as long as you want to eat the object, will inevitably try to think to eat.

6. A full meal is thinking about the obscene is not a food is obscene goods.　

7. There was a plate of gray very delicious dishes I did not cherish, know that the loss of regret hen, if God gives me a chance, I will say: long live the food

8. Growth is from which restaurant to eat into which city to eat.

9. Once the food is on the table, the first instruction issued by the brain is to "eat" rather than "take pictures", in order to be called a competent foodie!

10. I have a dream, a dream that one day, all the restaurants in the world will be free ...

11. Walking while eating is nothing, a foodie can do while running while eating.

12. A foodie is not in a place to eat for life, but every place to have food.

13. If I don't look energetic, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I'm hungry.

14. Late at night to put some poison it, they say sun food will increase female fans [not simple] I test it

15. really very hate this point in the circle of friends in the sun food Oh, can you sun your legs

16. love can be slowly talk about it, the meat must be eaten while it is hot.　

17. Everyone in the circle of friends in the sun food, I looked at a circle of indifference inside not a single ups and downs, I grew up.

18. Leave the eyes to the scenery, the weight to the food.

19. Eat by labor, never shame.

20. Love to eat is a kind of learning, is a kind of art, is a kind of pursuit of beautiful things in the spiritual realm, so don't say I'm a foodie, call me a greedy teacher.

21. Food on the table, the brain issued the first instruction is "eat" rather than "take pictures", can be called a competent foodie!

22. really adore those who can incident up and forget to use the meal ah. From a person who eats and forgets about things.

23. Happiness is a foodie with a great stomach and eat not fat body - about the personality of the foodie said

24. I just want to eat a foodie, accompanied by me to cry accompanied by me to laugh.

25. Never be a foodie again, I really can't do it!

26. I don't know why I like to buy them, but I'm not sure I want to eat them at home.

27. Thin people eat to fat people see, is a very cruel thing.

28. For a foodie, every day there are delicious things, life will not monotonous to where.

29. Which is more important, food or figure? Eaters: What is the figure? Can you eat?

30. The highest state of food: the eye for food!

31. What wakes you up every day is not a dream, nor an urgent need to urinate, but a restless soul because of hunger

32. There are no snacks in the house, and I went to buy food in a heavy rainstorm. Anyway, no matter what, in my mind, eating is the biggest.

33. Which is more important, food or body? Eaters: What is the body? Can you eat it?

34. A foodie's last words: nothing else, give me to burn a submarine fish and two waiters.

35. My quote is that people are iron, food is steel, and a meal is not hungry.

36. I just don't want my mouth to be lonely, I am a foodie, I speak for myself?

37. Will only eat will not do, not a food is naive goods!　

38. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenge the bulging belly.　

39. Eating goods, is the mouth of enjoyment, the heart of the want to thin.

40. The sun of the baby, the sun of the house, the sun of the car, the sun of the object, the sun of the food. You said I looked at the farce quite not farce quite, you see me sun this point to play should be, sun quilt, sun, the mood is good can also fucking more sun face!

41. People inherently have a death, or starvation or brace death.

42. The thinking of the foodie is delicious you eat more, not delicious how much to eat.

43. The three words that moved me the most: bring you delicious, invite you to eat delicious, take you to eat delicious.　

44. The first to eat crabs even if it is a foodie, but also a foodie who is not afraid of death.

45. One day only eat three meals is like abusing yourself, four meals normal, five meals to meet.

46. Some barrels are equivalent to food, but food is not necessarily a barrel. The fundamental difference between the two is that the rice bucket is very capable of eating, and the eater is very good at eating.

47. To be thin must pay the price. Fear of suffering too delicate don't start. There is no good way, is to endure. Do not ask me how to endure, is not to eat.

48. If you think that eating is the whole of the life of a foodie, it is wrong, and ...... sleep!

49. If you think that eating is all of the foodie life, it is wrong, there is still sleep!

50. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

51. People have two things others can not take: one is to eat into the stomach of the food, the second is the heart of the dream. Be a dreamy eater and you'll be invincible!

52. There is a foodie girlfriend really good, others coax girlfriends have to say to take you to buy clothes to buy jewelry to buy a bag ...... and you just need to say, go, take you to eat delicious go

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54. It is said that this is the state of the eaters eat wildly: the mouth is very enjoyable, the heart is very want to thin.

55. Eating is one of the best things in the world, and foodies are the coolest group of people in the world

56. There are two of me in the world, one who eats, and one who really wants to lose weight.

57. Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

58. Eaters Pico energy: eat more, eat more, eat better!

59. Eating while walking is nothing, foodies can do it while running.

60. Fat now can not stop eating. Eat to defeat fat, occupy the first position in my heart.

Suitable for eating ice cream to send a circle of friends copy

1. Like a long time ice cream is still delicious like a long time the song is still good then still love you is not a good thing

2. Two years for the first time to eat ice cream, five sheep's cones, honeydew melon flavor. It's really delicious!

3. Let you unexpected elegance - in Snorkel.

4. I'm a milk-flavored ice cream of Mo's feelings.

5. Like what Lu Xun said: I want to eat ice cream.

6. Especially looking forward to summer, there is air conditioning , breeze, ice cream, watermelon with ni

7. Hot hot summer needs ice cream.

8. Like a long time ice cream is still delicious, like a long time the song is still good.

9. Summer is here, you ask me to eat ice cream and I will go out with you to play ah.

10. I am a strawberry-flavored ice cream without feelings.

11. This day is hot, I just want to sleep on my back! Play chicken on your back! Lie down and eat ice-cream! I just want to sleep on my stomach! Anyway, I just want to lie down!

12. I want to eat ice cream, I want to go shopping, I want to go out and play in the mountains, I want to sleep, I want to earn more money, I want to get a new phone, I want to drink some wine, I want to sing a song, I want to drink a cup of coffee

13. It's hot, eat ice cream and a big mango

14. Yogurt-flavored ice cream to be eaten with your favorite

17. cell phone computer TV air conditioning watermelon sleeping ice cream a group. This summer vacation enough.

18. Like to eat a lot of ice cream, feel that the whole mouth paralyzed by the tingling sensation, that time, the heart will not be so painful.

19. A mouthful of ice cream, ice cool to the heart.

20. I would like to eat watermelon and ice cream every day like when I was a child, how is the stomach so strong when I was a child!

40 suitable for eating instant noodles and ham to send a circle of friends of the funny text

40 suitable for eating instant noodles and ham to send a circle of friends of the funny text of the first

1. Said good to save the money to go to eat buffet, do not say, tomorrow continue to eat instant noodles and drink white porridge.

2. I have to eat instant noodles tomorrow, the tomato kind, I want to buy three bags, tomatoes are really very relieving, I'm so hungry.

3. I eat instant noodles every meal to save money to buy clothes, I have to wear a contact lens even if my eyes are red and swollen, I don't sleep late at night to waste traffic to find a sign, and I love you how I've changed

4. Takeaway is not allowed to eat, it's not safe, and the canteen doesn't want to eat, it's not hygienic, and it's the safest way to eat instant noodles, and I'm going to eat them for the second time in this semester and snatch them from the boss of the week.

5. Tap water can cook instant noodles in the age of science and technology has finally been realized.

6. I feel like I've eaten all the instant noodles for a year. I'm so worried that I'm going to get cancer if I have to live with instant noodles every day hahahaha. I'm so worried that I'm going to get cancer.

7. Every time you sneak a bowl of noodles in the room to eat my mom on the second floor smelled and said you eat noodles is not! A stench! How! The old altar sauerkraut how can stink! Obviously spicy! Hm!

8. I was eating a bowl of instant noodles and thought of the old days when only rich people could eat instant noodles in junior high school, it's kind of funny.

9. Have been eating instant noodles face will really get bigger I'm a big circle oh, not yet, two circles it.

10. The first time to do the green train, a car of people are eating noodles greedy cry, point of dry fried beef river, than the boxed lunch flavor.

11. Old eat bubble face body is not good .......... Called me not to eat noodles No one to cook for me Let me drink the northwest wind ah

12. I'm so hungry ah, I looked at the high-speed rail on the people eat dumplings eat buns eat noodles eat bread eat cookies, and I just want to drink a mouthful of water.

13. Every day soak in the house to eat instant noodles promise me that after the epidemic is over, and then lose weight properly.

14. The night does not sleep, must be hungry to eat buckets of instant noodles have to say, really cool.

15. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Don't look at the sheep's appearance is very soft, Aries people's hearts are incredibly strong. Without anyone to eat dinner with, they can fill their stomach with instant noodles, which is both easy and fast. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

16. rich people's girlfriends are always so beautiful these women I estimate will always say I like your people not your money even if you are with you to eat noodles also feel happy!

17. This is where I live now, this afternoon I eat noodles here, suddenly feel difficult to swallow, I still feel the first time that the noodles are not good, I may be to grow up.

18. If you don't have the money to barely stay up to eat instant noodles, or feel sad in your heart but no one to share it with, you just have to remember to stay up.

19. Jiang Lili Xian Ting and I really hope that we are still in the senior eating noodles also happy days.

20. I thought I had everything in order, suddenly remembered that I should go to buy a few packets of instant noodles and squash, typing typing typing want to eat instant noodles.

40 suitable for eating instant noodles with ham to send a circle of friends of the hilarious text of the second

21. original lonely, eat what flavor of instant noodles are the same.

22. Recently, this frequency of eating instant noodles is also too high, eat to want to vomit.

23. National Day holiday in pajamas cloaked hair play computer does not sleep to eat noodles girls bubble

24. Midnight starving to death ready to eat noodles results in soup sprinkled a bed, I not only have to wash the bed sheet in the middle of the night, but also have to blow dry the mattress.

25. Want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes, however, the economic restrictions on their own from today to eat noodles.

26. The first beauty does not come back, Xiao Qiang vulgar butterfly shirt bubble head .

27. Some people just based on the rumors on the Internet to judge the good and bad of a star, but forget to think that these articles are some people lying down to eat instant noodles effort to write out.

28. When a person eats instant noodles, you think you are suffering alone, but I am too. Everyone is, that's life.

29. Eating instant noodles at night when you are hungry really doubles your happiness! Favorite thing to eat at night is instant noodles!

30. Housemates eat instant noodles, I eat porridge cake eggs and pears, I'm so healthy (self-hypnosis).

31. When you want to be pretentious at night, hold back, usually just have a snack, and tell what you want to say to your kimchi, fried rice and kebabs. Eat them when they've heard too many of your secrets.

32. Getting older is, eat hot pot will have a stomach ache, eat bubble noodles swollen gums, eat grilled gluten still have a stomach ache.

33. Eating instant noodles without sausage and marinated eggs is my biggest compromise to the cause of weight loss.

34. I hate eating instant noodles ~

35. After eating ice cream immediately eat instant noodles and is spicy kind, will diarrhea, online waiting quite urgent, instant noodles to cold.

36. I hope that the big night eaten noodles I get up tomorrow do not become fat.

37. I shouldn't have eaten instant noodles and dumplings on a big night when my stomach ached and I shed tears.

38. The most annoying show of love to people, bullying me to sleep alone in the dormitory just got up and no one called me up to eat dinner, only to have to eat all the time to eat noodles, eat vomit all.

39. Tomorrow is another person at home how I feel I have to eat noodles to eat the point of vomiting.

40. Why do I eat instant noodles at night and add two fishballs and a ham and finally come to the box of yogurt, God, what am I doing, 12 o'clock to eat instant noodles I really crazy.

The most suitable for the foodie humor classic text

The most suitable for the foodie humor classic text (a)

1. Eat is one of the best things in the world, the foodie is the coolest group of people in the world there is a wood

2. Slim figure of a foodie is a foodie in the boutique.　

3. The life of an eater is like a train, summed up by shopping - eating, shopping - eating, shopping - eating.

4. A full meal on the thought of obscene is not a food is obscene goods.　

5. In the world of a foodie, there is no such thing as calories, only delicious.

6. In order for you to be able to hold me, you have to lose weight from today onwards.

7. There are rice buckets equivalent to food, but food is not necessarily a rice bucket. The fundamental difference between the two is that the bucket is very good at eating, and the eater is very good at eating.

8. To be able to eat is a blessing, not to eat is a sin. Life is precious, love is more expensive, if for food, the world can be thrown.

9. Ice cream you have? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Popcorn you have? Lollipop you have? I'm a food party are you?

10. It is said that every foodie has a sadness that no one understands, eating all the despair and loneliness into the past.

11. Knowing food is good.

12. As a qualified foodie, eating sometimes does not mean hungry, just because the mouth is lonely. Baahahaha, finally found an invincible reason for their own foodie label, yes, it's just that the mouth is lonely.

13. sun baby, sun house, sun car, sun object, sun food. You say I look at the farce quite not farce quite, you see me sun this point to play should be, sun quilt, sun, the mood is good can also fucking more sun face!

14. What I want is also; thin, also what I want is also ...... both can not get both, I le a go also.

15. Food and figure which is more important? Eaters: figure is the horse? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new one.

16. It is said that this is the state of eaters eat wildly: the mouth is very enjoyable, the heart is very thin.

17. I am a principle of a foodie, strange people to me still have to be sterilized to eat.

18. I want to do never eat fat eaters.

19. Who said that the noodle partner is ham and sausage, I see is the TV.

20. God gave me the attribute of foodie, but did not give me the identity of the tycoon.

The most suitable for foodies humor classic text (Part II)

21. Do not dislike that foodie around you. Because they are the simplest, as long as there is a good mood with food, will not count on everything. Will not count when.

22. To be a foodie without worry, when an obsessed goods unattached.

23. Busy again can not delay eating!

24. There is a dieting heart and eating stomach, they are at each other's throats every day, pinching fingers, rubbing, today the stomach won again.

25. Eaters, is the mouth of the enjoyment, the heart of the want to thin.

26. The most easily hungry people are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the most hungry body weight ...

27. Leave the eyes to the scenery, the weight to food.

28. When I eat mushroom noodles, I always add a bit of Panlangen to clear the heat and detoxify the body.

29. Circle of friends every day in the sun food ~ work so busy only sunshine yesterday's overtime meal

30. is the source of my experience of the glory of life power. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it, and I'll be able to do it.

31. Thin people eat to fat people see, is a very cruel thing; fat people eat to thin people see, is a very windy thing.　

32. For a foodie, every day there are delicious things, life will not monotonous to where.

33. Always a happy thing, the stomach's full and stable, bring the heart's ease.

34. Eaters, mouth enjoyment, the heart wants to thin.

35. Happiness is: food in the pot, good friends miss, do not ask tomorrow.

36. Every time I say lose weight, I just want to scare my little meat.

37. If I can control myself, I will definitely hold down my heart of a foodie.　

38. Happiness is a foodie with a great stomach and eat not fat body - about eating personality said

39. Today's stomach is 128G.

40. Only food and love can not live up to.　

The most suitable for foodies humor classic text (Part III)

41. Yes This point, and come to sunshine food ah ~ you hungry?

42. a foodie how, a foodie will only think of eating, will not think of hooking up, a foodie is not good?

43. A big disaster, there will be a pot of porridge.　

44. At this moment, I just want to sit down and enjoy the food I made.

45. Let us red dust for companionship, eat white fat

46. Like me such a good person, should have eaten meat over the life.　

47. The day I fell in love with you was not because of how good you are, but because the sun was just right on that day, and I ate a lot.

48. I found out, as a foodie, either hungry or propped up!　

49. Eating is a blessing, more is better.

50. Clearly a foodie, prefer to say that they are the God of Food.　

51. Whether two people can stay together for a long time, three views are very important, but for a foodie, three meals are more important.　

52. Only eat will not do, not a food is naive goods!　

53. If you think that eating is the whole of the life of a foodie, it is wrong, and ...... sleep!

54. Finally know eat Oreo why shaking ∵ a first lick a lick because that ミ a will no one will grab

55. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand, "...but, I'm full" and "I'm full, but..." There's a world of difference between those two phrases.

56. I've discovered that as a foodie, you're either hungry or you're full!

57. If I am a monster, ask Mr. Cao... Love me are you afraid?

58. Eaters are good, because every day only think about eating, so there is no time to count other people ......

59. For eaters, eat and do not eat and satiated no satiety is no relationship.

60. Empty of a heart to learn, biased by a failed life; empty of a heart to lose weight, biased by a life of food. The cross-checks: the body has no choice.