The real origin and introduction of Japanese kimono

The first statement:

The Japanese are bellicose. In ancient times, almost all young men were recruited to fight as soldiers, and there was no time to get married and have children, so there were fewer and fewer people. At that time, a national policy was put forward that all men could have sex with any woman at any time and place to maintain the birth rate. Therefore, during the truce, Japanese women were accustomed to the "whenever and wherever" way, simply carrying pillows and sheets to go out. Later, women's pillows and sheets became the so-called "kimonos" now. Many women went to war before they could say their surnames, so their children appeared: Inoue, Tanaka, Matsushita, Watanabe, Yamaguchi, Noboru takeshita and Yamashita.

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The second statement:

Think that Wu Dalang was poisoned by Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, then he was thrown into the Yellow River and floated into the sea. Dalang's life should not be lost. The cold sea woke him up. At this moment, a turtle swam in and helped Dalang up: "I saved you now, so you must repay me later." . -Dalang replied that the tortoise carried Dalang to an island. The island is full of short fishermen. When the fishermen saw Dalang's joy, they ran around and told him that there was a tall, handsome and powerful man on the island. The fishermen held a meeting and discussed: "Our ancestors have been so short. If we want to use this comrade's height advantage to improve our race, then choose him as our king. " -So Wu Dalang became king. There are seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and there will soon be a group of governors in Wu Dalang. These princes scattered among the people and intermarried with civilian women, so the height of local residents has improved significantly since then. -After Wu Dalang became king, he still remembered his hatred for Ximen Qing, thinking every day: "Ximen Qing is really hateful, and something big will happen every day." Just when a minister came to ask the name of the country, Dalang casually said, "Japanese." Another minister took out a white cloth and asked for a national flag. Dalang casually took out a piece of kitchen cake and patted it hard. At the thought of Ximen Qing, he was ashamed and angry, and vomited one mouthful blood on the kitchen cake. It became the national flag of Japan. -Dalang thought again: "Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian tried to kill me, but I was lucky and lasted for a long time." Then the imperial edict was issued, and it was written on the national flag: Martial arts will live forever, which means: Wu Dalang will live a long life. -I remembered my promise to the tortoise and ordered the whole country to regard it as sacred. Dalang was born as a chef selling cakes, so he bowed to everyone. All Japan follows the example of the king. Wu Dalang, as a king, was very diligent at first. Every day, he called early if he had something to do, and left early if he had nothing to do. But after some days, he felt bored. Officials have to talk about trivial things for a long time. So he said, "You write down the important content of the matter as a souvenir and show it to me." The ministers were surprised and said, "What is writing? We can't read or write. " Wu Dalang said, "OK, I'll give you a cram school to eliminate illiteracy." So Wu Dalang opened a minister literacy class with his limited knowledge to learn to write. -At that time, Wu Dalang was a cook selling cakes and only knew a few words. He only remembered some radicals of many words, and ministers forgot some words when studying and spreading abroad, so this is a kind of "fake" word, such as hiragana and katakana. This is an important part of oriental culture. One day, Dalang found that his subjects had no surnames. So he added, "This can't be done. You have to have a name. Well, no matter where you live, you can take your last name. " So there are surnames like Tanaka, Matsushita and Yamaguchi. As for the name, take the row of one two three four five six seven for example. But the boss can't be called Dalang. That's my taboo. I can only call Taro. The second child can't be called Jiro, which is a taboo for my brother Song Wu. He can only be called Jiro, and you can call the others in order. I have no problem with that. "So this country has Yamaguchi Taro, Tanaka Jiro, Isoroku Yamamoto and so on.

-Wu Dalang king, tired of eating delicacies. He remembered that when he was drifting at sea, he had nothing to eat and had to catch raw fish to eat. Looking back now, the taste is quite good, so he asked the chef to eat the fish raw instead of cooking it. This dish has been popular and welcomed by the Japanese, and has since become the famous dish of this country "raw fish". -Wu Dalang also found that Japanese people, like China people, sleep in a bed. He was very angry and thought Pan Jinlian was having an affair with Ximen Qing. Ximen Qing often went to his house. He had no place to sleep, so he had to sleep on the ground. Since I, the king, have to sleep on the ground, you can only sleep on the ground! In this way, we can not forget to take away the shame of our wife! So he promulgated another law according to this meaning. From then on, the Japanese can only sleep on a mat, which is called "tatami". -Wu Dalang was called the "golden tripod" in the Central Plains, and he felt a little inferior. He is afraid of being looked down upon in Japan. He ordered that all the people taller than him in the country should be put to death. Many families beat their sons into bowlegs to keep them alive. So the Japanese are short and have many bowlegs. Dalang hated women because of Pan Jinlian, and ordered Japanese women to wait on their husbands only at home, kneeling down to wait on them, showing the heavy punishment. All beautiful women are executed, so there are many ugly women in Japan. -Wu Dalang was king for several years, but he died. Before he died, he was worried that he could not beat Ximen Qing and avenge his wife's death, so he left his last words for future generations to find Ximen Qing to avenge himself. Later, his descendants practiced day and night and went to Shaolin Temple to steal some lessons.

In memory of Dalang, King Wu, it was named Bushido. Later, due to the low education level of the Japanese and the fact that the writing in this country is fake, it was called "Bushido". Because Wu Dalang won the world by his own hands, these kungfu skills are also called karate. -In the Ming Dynasty, Wu Dalang's descendants began to send people to China to seek revenge against Ximen Qing, and were driven out of the sea by China hero Qi Jiguang, which is the "War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression" in history.

In the 20th century, the Japanese traveled all over China from north to south and from east to west in China, but they still didn't find their enemy Ximen Qing. So they actually want China people to learn their "fake words", China people to take their names, and China people to practice the "Great Asia * * * honor" under the banner of "cooking cookies". This really made China people laugh their heads off. Recently, descendants of Wu Dalang are said to have reliable information that Ximen Qing is hiding in Taiwan Province Province, so it seems that people sell baked wheat cakes all day on the Diaoyu Islands opposite Taiwan Province Province.

The third statement:

Kimono is the national costume of Japan, which is developed from the Han costumes in China, so it is called "Five Clothes" and "Tang Clothes" in Japan. Kimono is the name of Wufu in the west, and now the Japanese have accepted this name, but many shops selling kimonos still write "Wufu". Kimono was formed through the evolution of 1000 years on the basis of China's clothing in the Tang Dynasty.

If you go to Lany Fireworks Festival and other summer festivals in Tokyo, you can see colorful scenery there, just like blooming flowers. Needless to say, these bright flowers are harmonious.

Before the edo period, the word "bath" of kimono meant "hot water", and people called kimono "bathrobe" at that time. Curtains refer to single clothes, that is, clothes worn alone. The ancient bathrooms were basically steam-type, which is very similar to the sauna now. In order to avoid being scalded by walls and columns, people wear soup curtains to take a bath. Tang Weizi, known as "kimono", began in the Edo period. Later, people gradually changed the form of bathing. When taking a bath, they no longer wear clothes, but soak in hot water. As a result, kimono became a simple dress to wear after bathing, and it continues to this day as a dress that reflects personal summer leisure interests.

In addition, in the backstage of kabuki and other dramas, many actors rest in kimonos, and they don't put on their costumes until the moment before their turn to appear, completing the transformation of their personal roles and performing. In fact, when you come home from work and put on a kimono to imitate famous actors, you can fully feel the change of mood and role.

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This is the origin and introduction of kimono on the Internet. However, I think the third introduction is more credible. Is it the real origin of kimono?