Write a 500-word composition and say that I am an expert in chess.

At the end of a tense semester, I finally got a chance to play chess with my father. I am a little expert at chess!

I'll play chess with my dad first and use my unique skill-stealing cars. I moved the cannon to the middle to kill Dad's elephant. Dad didn't see it, so Ma Xiangqian, who commanded him, took the opportunity to eat his elephant. "General" my loud voice reminded my father that he quickly helped the veteran up. I borrowed my dad's horse battery, jumped over and blew up my dad's car. When dad saw that he lost his car, he was very angry. He commanded bicycles, horses and cannons to attack me, and soon my soldiers suffered heavy losses. Not to be outdone, I attacked my father, and both his horses were bombed by me. Dad handed the gun to my horse again. I killed my father's general with my two cars, regardless of the artillery attack. I won the first game. In the second game, my father seemed to see through my tactics, and soon my horse and cannon were killed. I was very angry and directed the rest of the soldiers and horses to attack like dad. Along the way, I was on a roll and beat my father out of the water. I said to my father, "Will you surrender?" "Never surrender," my father replied. I led my soldiers and horses bravely to my father's veterans. Finally, my father's veteran was killed by me. After the game, my father always praised me as a small chess player.

Do you think I am a good chess player?