Which crosstalk is to buy gold paper and write gold characters?

Guo (,the same below): I'm glad so many people came. I am so happy.

Yu (Yu Qian, the same below): Happy.

Guo: I'm very happy. I'll write you a word later.

Y: huh?

Guo: There are many people begging for words today.

Y: please write?

Guo: You don't know?

Y: what do I know?

Guo: You are so ignorant!

Y: I ... What do I know?

Guo: You gave it to a widow.

Y: What crime did I commit? I'll cut it.

Guo: I don't know!

Y: I am ignorant? Just ... people, what do you mean?

Guo: I am ignorant.

Y: Oh, what a mess ... I don't know what that is!

Guo: You don't know me?

Y: I ... don't know.

Guo: Don't you ... don't you read newspapers?

Are you in the newspaper?

Guo: Ah ah. ...

Y: What kind of exclamation is this?

Guo: I am very disappointed in you. Won't you watch it?

Y: where not to look? Newspapers?

Guo: You buy that ... calendar or something, a monthly card. ...

Y: you? ! On the calendar? Monthly card?

Guo: Yes, many of them have me ... you don't know?

Y: unlike you.

Guo: Look at this man. You must study, comrade. If you don't study, you will fall behind.

Y: Oh ... I really haven't seen it.

Guo: I am an expert in this field.

What are you writing?

Guo: Write everything.

Y: calligraphy?

K: Both.

Y: with a brush?

Guo: all of them, brushes, pens and pencils, all of them ... all written.

Y: Can you write all the pencils?

Guo: Great writer!

Y: I've never heard of writers using pencils.

Guo: I also write TV plays and movies. ...

Y: a writer?

Guo: Right. ...

Y: hey ~ hey! Oh ~ ~

Guo: Hey, do you know anyone? Big chainsaw! ! !

Y: carpenter ...

Guo: No, that movie ... TV series!

Y: writer!

Guo: Huh?

Y: writer! Write a script!

Guo: A screenwriter?

Y: Yes, it's not a TV series. ...

Guo: Hey, there is something wrong with your mouth.

Y: me? Is there something wrong with me?

Guo: Editor-in-chief ... screenwriter.

Y: hey!

Guo: Great screenwriter.

Y: right.

Guo: I just wrote one the other day.

Y: I'm still gesturing. I'm also a "big name" screenwriter!

Guo: I just wrote one. Kara is a dog. I wrote it.

Y: no ...

Guo: I'm writing a sequel.

Is it?

Guo: Yu Qian is a pig.

Y: It's none of my business! ! ! ..... none of my business! !

Guo: I applaud you! ! !

Y: Is there such a popular person?

Guo: I applaud you!

Y: wow!

Guo: As soon as I hug you, you become popular!

Y: really?

Guo: Look, your own strength is weak!

Y: Oh, it's time for you both to tidy up.

Guo: If I have to do this, you will be popular if I support you!

Y: Oh, I'll be red if you applaud me!

Guo: Of course, I won't miss you! Our knowledge, our culture (clapping and handstanding, like baking sesame cakes) is here!

Y: What about the biscuits you had for lunch?

Guo: I hate it.

Y: Do you bake sesame cakes here?

Guo: No, I studied Xiao for so many years and stayed in the university for so many years, right? ...