Lazy prose

A group of animals are in the same boat. When encountering storms, they can only sacrifice a few lives to save most of their lives. In all fairness, everyone tells a joke, everyone laughs, and stays on the boat. If someone doesn't laugh, please get in the water. Niu Niu said first, Niu Niu's jokes are very funny. When the cow finished, only the pig didn't laugh. There is no choice but to push the cow into the water. It's the sheep's turn to say that the sheep's jokes are not funny. When the sheep finished, only the pig laughed. Everyone asked the pig, "Is the joke of the sheep funny?" The pig said, "The joke told by the cow just now is so funny."

I'm like that stupid pig, and my reaction is always half a beat slow. Someone told a joke, and I didn't laugh until others laughed, so others laughed again and laughed at me for being stupid.

Because of the slow response, I can't keep up. Over time, even if I thought about it in my heart, I was too lazy to say it, and this kind of lazy language became a habit.

When I was a child, my uncle came to my house, and my sister and brother swarmed and shouted at him. My uncle agreed and smiled. I hid behind the door and couldn't get out after a long time. I still hold the door leaf and cover my face. Father quietly pulled out my ear "call big jiu. I don't know any manners. I don't know, I thought there was no one like you in our family! " Big JIU sat firmly on the edge of the kang, still smiling. Nephew follows uncle, not in the ditch.

A free childhood doesn't seem to need too many languages. Eating when hungry, drinking when thirsty, wearing when cold and sleeping when sleepy have become memories from morning till night.

When I got to middle school, I didn't work hard in the English exam, and my head was blank when I got the test paper. In order not to hand in "blank paper", you have to fill in hanyu pinyin. For the first time, the English teacher encountered such a wide range of knowledge that she was scared to ask questions without shame with my paper. Who knows, he met the laziest language in the world. In desperation, the teacher had to hand over the gun and not kill him: "Well, I will never ask you again." I don't have that much courage, just because the English teacher is a weak girl.

After work, I am still the same, and my colleagues and friends enlighten me: "You can't be so lazy anymore, because you have to socialize in the future." As dull as you are, you can't communicate, you can't communicate and you can't cooperate. How will you fall in love and live in the future? If you go on like this, you will be eliminated by society. "

Wake up to the top, suddenly wake up. I want to talk, I want to talk more, and I want to consciously repair myself. Once this kind of consciousness was mobilized, eighteen years passed in a blink of an eye.

Later, it finally matured late, and when I looked back, I found that I took a detour. In fact, you don't need to speak too many languages in your life, and you don't need to say too much yourself. Being good at listening to others is the master. In our daily life, we often encounter some things that we want to express our views, because we are slow and lazy. After reflection, I am secretly glad that I didn't export at that time. Silence is golden ... after my child is born, I will definitely name TA Silence, whether it is a boy or a girl.

According to experts, language, like other metabolites, also has its own specific export. So, my friends in literature and art saw me here who was lazy and wasted words.

My work partner is a female colleague. I want to find time to read the newspaper, but my distraction is really limited. Answer once in a while, and you can't finish reading a page of newspaper for a long time. Later, it was discovered that a talkative person just needed an audience. You are like a trash can. She poured the product of her psychological reaction into it, and when it was over, you hardly needed your feedback. If you want feedback, you'd better follow her. If you speak ill of her, nine times out of ten you will be unhappy. It is better to talk less! So I'm lazy again.

As the saying goes, people don't deserve to die My partner is on maternity leave and there is a female colleague. I resolutely gave up the bright position of the opposite table and moved to a dimly lit corner. The new colleague was very moved. The secretary also praised: "Mr. Lu is upright!" My role has changed. I used to be a trash can, and I finally hid in a small building and was unified. So I'm lazy.

Over the years, I have always pursued a principle: tell the truth if you want to say it; Shut up if you don't want to talk. Such a person is easy to be a man. Sometimes it is necessary to participate in the report and meet the inspection of the higher authorities, which is the most headache. I don't know what to say and what not to say. Occasionally, you can follow the leader. Leaders shout poverty and I shout poverty, and leaders praise wealth and I praise wealth. But it's better to say less! As a result, I don't want to be lazy.

My wife is a dull boy, but that doesn't mean I can speak in front of her. Because the more boring you are, the less you like to be noisy. Usually, she surfed the Internet, and I read books, with little communication. Occasionally, if you don't want to hear a word, you will turn your face. But couples can't put in a good word every day-you are getting younger, more beautiful, slimmer, more elegant and smarter ... What did you say after a minute? What's more, there is nothing to be concerned about, and what is the intention behind it?

To adjust the atmosphere, then say something else. The truth is mostly unpleasant, you can't lie, so make it up-it doesn't necessarily exist in life, but it may happen. In the long run, she believes everything I make up; She laughs at anything that tells the truth. Alas!

Sometimes it's rare for her to take the initiative to strike up a conversation. I can't help being silent, but she solemnly said, "You're loquacious again!" "Ironically, when she was in love, she was interested in my poor mouth and thought that humorous people were cultured and measured. But how can it be stale now? In the final analysis, it is better to say less! As a result, my language function deteriorated.

Finally, one day I became mute, and my wife called me several times. I want to say yes, but I can't make a sound. I'm scared! My wife thinks I'm going to rebel, and it's a slap when I come up. A slap in the face woke me. "Are you dumb?" Touching my burning face, I was surprised and asked, "How do you know?" The wife said, "Do you still have time to be garrulous? If you don't get up, you will be late for work! "