I love couplets and seek creative ones!

East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east-west pawnshop when east-west;

South Tongzhou, north Tongzhou, north-south Tongzhou through north-south.

I'll give you the first couplet, you give me the second couplet, it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong

Brother sings the first line, brother sings the second line, and the tune has a dry ending

Shanghai's tap water comes from the sea.

Huangshan larch leaves are yellow.

The children are playing with tung-tungs, and the tung-tungs are falling, and the children are happy.

The girl is eating duck head, the duck head is salty, the girl is disgusted.

The sky is the chessboard, the stars are the seeds, who dares to play.

The earth is a lute, which can be played.

Su Shi and Fo Yin's banter--Su Shi saw a dog gnawing on a bone by the river, so he said:

The dog gnawed on a bone on the river;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan with Su Shi's poem written on it on the river, and then he said:

Water flowed to the poems of Dong Po (corpse).

2The sky is the chessboard and the stars are the seeds, who dares to play?

The earth is the lute, the road is the string, who can play?

3 Xie Jin hours of poverty, home to the landlord of a bamboo forest, so made a couplet;

The door to a thousand poles of bamboo, home collection of ten thousand volumes of books.

The landlord was not happy, cut the bamboo short, and Xie Jin changed it to:

The door to a thousand bamboo short, the family hides ten thousand scrolls of books long.

The landlord was even more upset, and cut all the bamboo, Xie Jin changed it to:

The door to a thousand bamboo short, the home collection of ten thousand scrolls long.

4 Xie Jin in the emperor's side as readers, want to go home to visit their families and do not dare to say, the emperor saw, he wanted him to his joint leave:

Ten mouths of mind, thinking of his wife, thinking of his son, thinking of his parents;

Xie Jin leisurely to:

Saying the body inches of thank you, thank you to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

5 Maitreya Buddha's couplet:

The belly can tolerate, tolerate the world's intolerable things;

Open your mouth to laugh, know the world's ridiculous people

6 Su Shi's younger sister, Su Xiaomei, is also quite talented. One day, Fo Yin went to visit Su Shi, coincidentally bumped into Su Xiaomei in the bed tent laziness did not get up, so he made fun of:

Smoke in the peony.

Su remembered the day she saw him washing his hair by the river, and laughed at him:

The water floats on the gourd.

7The hungry chicken stole the rice and beat the children; the rat was in the summer and the guest coughed and was shocked.

The meaning is that the chicken is hungry and steals rice and is beaten by the children with a bamboo tube; the mouse is cooled on the beam and is scared away by the guest's cough. The best thing about the word is that it is a homophonic word.

8 Wang Xizhi's words are too good, New Year's Eve outside the door to post couplets, wrote N couplets were stolen.

This is the first time I've seen a pair of couplets in the world, and I'm sure they've been stolen.

No one dares to steal them because they are so unlucky.

What's more, he asked his son to add three words at the end of the sentence to make a wonderful couplet:

Fortune comes in one day, and misfortune comes in another night.

9Liu Ling drinks up all the wine without leaving a trace; Jia Dao is drunk but not fake.

10Xiu Cai went to Beijing to catch the examination, the allowance is exhausted, the shopkeeper wants him to the couplet can be free, see the show is eating rice noodles, out:

Eight knives divided into rice noodles

Xiu Cai:

Thousand miles of heavy (in the) gold clock. （The name "Zhong Jin Zhong" (中金锺) means "on the list". Chung is the ancient form of bell.

This is an anagram puzzle, read it yourself.

Children hit tung-tung, tung-tung falls, children happy

Girls eat duck head, duck head salty, girls dislike

Busy for fame, busy for profit, busy busy and drink a cup of tea

Labor pain, labor pain in the joy of the bitter, and then get a pot of wine

Not canonical, not through the extra articles, extra words

Half-true, half-false, the water is bright, the moon is in the mirror, the sky is in the mirror

Word of the crossword is. "Zhonghe and Ping"

Very interesting couplets

1Su Shi and Fo Yin's banter - Su Shi saw a dog gnawing on a bone by the river, and then came out:

Dog gnawing on the bone of the river;

Fo Yin put the fan with the poem written on it, and then put it on the fan with the poem written on it. The fan with Su Shi's poem written on it was thrown to the river and said:

The water flowed with Dong Po's poem (corpse).

2The sky is the chessboard and the stars are the seeds, who dares to play?

The earth is the lute, the road is the string, who can play?

3 Xie Jin hours of poverty, home to the landlord of a bamboo forest, so made a couplet;

The door to a thousand poles of bamboo, home collection of ten thousand volumes of books.

The landlord was not happy, cut the bamboo short, Xie Jin and changed it to:

The door to a thousand bamboo short, the family hides ten thousand scrolls of books long.

The landlord was even more upset, and cut all the bamboo, Xie Jin changed it to:

The door to a thousand bamboo short, the home collection of ten thousand scrolls long.

4 Xie Jin in the emperor's side of the readers, want to go home to visit their families and do not dare to say, the emperor saw, he wanted him to his joint leave:

Ten mouths of mind, thinking of his wife, thinking of his son, thinking of his parents;

Xie Jin leisurely on the come:

Speaking of the body inches of thanks, thank you to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

5 Maitreya Buddha's couplet:

The big belly can tolerate, tolerate the world's intolerable things;

Open your mouth to laugh, know the world of ridiculous people.

6 Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also quite talented. One day, Fo Yin went to visit Su Shi, coincidentally bumped into Su Xiaomei in the bed tent laziness did not get up, so he made fun of:

Smoke in the peony.

Su remembered the day she saw him washing his hair by the river, and laughed and said:

The water floats on the gourd.

7The hungry chicken stole the rice and beat the children; the rat was in the summer and the guest coughed and was shocked.

The meaning is that the chicken is hungry and steals rice and is beaten by the children with a bamboo tube; the mouse is cooled on the beam and is scared away by the guests' cough. The best thing about the word is that it is a homophonic word.

8 Wang Xizhi's words are too good, New Year's Eve outside the door to post couplets, wrote N couplets were stolen.

This is the first time I've seen a pair of couplets written in the past.

No one dares to steal them because they are so unlucky.

What's more, he asked his son to add three words at the end of the sentence to make a wonderful couplet:

Fortune comes in one day, and misfortune comes in another night.

9Liu Ling drinks up all the wine without leaving a trace; Jia Dao is drunk but not fake.

10Xiu Cai went to Beijing to catch the examination, the allowance is exhausted, the shopkeeper wants him to the couplet can be free, see the show is eating rice noodles, out:

Eight knives divided into rice noodles

Xiu Cai:

Thousand miles of heavy (in the) gold clock. （The name "Zhong Jin Zhong" (中金锺) means "on the list". Chung is the ancient form of bell.

This is a crossword puzzle, read it yourself.

Interesting couplets

Once upon a time, a "lonely ghost" wanted to open a hotel, so he offered three taels of silver to write a couplet for the new store.

There was a scholar who applied for the job. "The ghost said, "The couplet should praise my wine, vinegar, pigs, and people, and there are no rats in the store."

The scholar wrote it out in no time--

The first couplet was: "The pigs are as big as mountains, and the rats are only dead." The second couplet was: "The wine is good, the vinegar is good, and the vinegar is sour." The second couplet was "The people are sick and have little wealth."

The scholar read the couplet out with a shake of his head, and the "Lonely Ghost" was very happy to hear it. Just like this, the three taels of silver also rogue, not to give the showman.

On the day of the opening of the new store, in front of many people who came to watch, Xiu Cai read the couplet aloud as:

"People are more sick and less wealthy."

"Raise pigs as big as mountain rats, only to die."

"Brewing tanks of good vinegar, altar sour."

"Lonely ghost" heard, cursed the showman, but the people watching the audience laughed.

Please guess why the original "lonely ghost" was so happy to hear this?

Answer: Because Xiu Cai read:

"Many people, few diseases, wealth"

"Pigs as big as mountains, rats only die."

"Brewing vat vat vat is good, making vinegar altar is sour."