Is bodyguard a stand-up comedy?

Bodyguard is a famous traditional cross talk, which is famous for the performances of Ma Zhiming and Huang Zumin. The general content comes from Zhang Shouchen's "Gourd Dart", which tells the story of two brothers with high martial arts skills who made jokes because of their poor martial arts when they were bodyguards in the early 20th century.

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You call me thin?

B: Ah.

A: You don't understand.

B: Huh?

A: Kung Fu doesn't mean being fat or thin.

B: Really?

A: Hey! Let it be three inches long, not three minutes thick.

Why is this happening?

A: Long tendons are useful, but thick meat is heavy.

B: Oh!

Answer: pay attention to the fact that real people are tight-lipped, but they are not real people.

B: Only you can't show your face.

It's up to you. I'm going to show my cards today.

Can you show me something? A punch?

A: No! Let me show you some qigong.

B: Qigong?

A: Ah.

I have to open my eyes to this.

A: Attention. (posture)

What is this for?

Are you afraid of my arm?

You have to give him a little hug. I'm really scared.

Not only you, but also I.

B: What are you afraid of?

A: I'm afraid it is broken.

B: Put it down. I'm afraid it will break my bones and stick to me.

I am practicing sword and fist.

What is a weapon?

Answer: Knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, cymbals, hooks, hairpins, whips, hammers, grapples, drills, sticks, clubs, abductors and meteors. What are hooked, pointed, tough, barbed, with Emei needle, with chain, thrown out and pulled back? I am everything. ......

B: proficient?