Sandy funny self-hacking text

1. You have your poetry and faraway places, I have my lazy and arrogant.

2. In the ocean of knowledge , I turned out to be a freshwater fish.

3. It is said that 10 people look at me, can issue 11 kinds of ugly expression.

4. I have learned many skills, and found that the most useful skill is to "think outside the box".

5. The highest praise for my looks is a Van Gogh painting.

6. Others are ugly ducklings into white swans, I am ugly ducklings into ugly ducks.

7. Other people smile very nice, I look very funny.

8. Other people laugh at the ugly that is modest, I am to tell the truth!

9. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as you don't look in the mirror, the disgusting is not yourself.

10. These days, nothing can be relied on, only oneself can be relied on, referred to as "I rely on".

11. If not for the free air, I can not live now.

12. Who says I don't know how to play a musical instrument, I can play the drum well, who says I have no merit, I can blow the cow skin well.

13. The so-called dilemma is, raise your head with headlines, and lower your head with a double chin.

14. I am a set of head lines, tear trough lines, decree lines of the fish, referred to as salmon. Because the lines are all deep, so it is a deep sea salmon.

15. Life is too short, so smile, while you still have teeth.

16. I look exactly like I do on my ID card.

17. Love is not the whole of life, working is.

18. I'm not a slag, I want to give every boy a home.

19. After living for so many years, I found that the best muscle practiced on the body is the chewing muscle.

20. It's not as easy to get out of poverty as it is to get out of hair, and it's far easier to get rich.

21. I make friends on one condition, blind!

22. Other people rely on the face to solve the problem, I have to rely on force.

23. The battlefield of life is not only the immediate examination room, but also the square after 40 years.

24. Why can I make a million dollars a year at a young age? Just because good-looking? No, I don't think it's because I've got a delusion! It's because I'm delusional.

25. If life deceives you, don't be sad and don't be anxious, because life will not only deceive you, but even beat you next.

26. I was not able to race past the BMW, and I could only watch it go by in the sunset, not because my engine was bad, but because my car chain fell off.

27. A lot of times you don't push yourself, you don't know that you still have the ability to screw things up.

28. My interests and preferences can be divided into static and dynamic two kinds, static is to sleep, dynamic is to turn over.

29. The speed at which I spent this vacation made me realize one thing: going to work isn't about making money, it's about having a class and not spending money.

30. The fish and the bear's paw can't have it both ways, the poor and the ugly but at the same time have, short and fat also like shadow.

31. Who said "never forget, there will be echo", like people never take care of me, want to get rich overnight, and never realized.

32. In that case, I will briefly introduce myself, known as the quality of education leakage of fish.

33. People must have a sense of ceremony, for example, I must look at my balance every night before going to sleep, the next day is never late.

34. Good hope that the favorite can be bought with money ah, because then I can really die completely.

35. Age went up, weight went up, house prices went up, hey! But it doesn't matter, at least the salary didn't go up.

36. Like me, I don't even recognize a few name brands, and sometimes I don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

37. There are no more tears, there are old tears.

38. My turnover rate is quite high, basically see every handsome man I will look back at them.

39. I am too easy to get angry, I should sit in front of the kindergarten selling balloons.

40. High-priced sale of my brain, did not use, interested parties private.

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