Give me a comic paragraph about the Mid-Autumn Festival, the more funny the better, I said in the university Mid-Autumn Festival party, suitable for students to listen to, do not meat paragraph, urgen

Give me a comic paragraph about the Mid-Autumn Festival, the more funny the better, I said in the university Mid-Autumn Festival party, suitable for students to listen to, do not meat paragraph, urgent urgent urgent! Guo Degang's

Guo Degang Yu Qian, "Saying the Festival"

Guo: How are you all doing (arching)

Yu: How are you all doing (arching)

Guo: The year has gone by so fast, and you are all familiar with us, my name is Guo Degang, and this is my partner Mr. Yu Qian (pointing to the side)

Yu: It's me

Guo: We have already been partners for

Yu: Yes

Kuo: It's been eleven years since we came to Shanghai to perform for you, and we're very happy

Yu: I'm very excited

Kuo: (pointing to the side) Mr. Yu has been very important to me

Yu: Is that right

Kuo: It's also a great help

Yu: You are welcome to point to the side

Yu: If you want to see me, you can do it with the help of your partner. p>

Kuo: If Guo Degang has that little bit of achievement, (pointing aside) then it's entirely thanks to myself

Yu: You 。。。。 (Breathless, bitter smile)

Yu: Thank you, I'll give you an opinion

Kuo: You say

Yu: In the future, if you don't introduce me, you don't have to gesture at me here

Kuo: I'm not finished yet

Yu: Oh, you say it

Kuo: A single wire can't be a thread, a lone tree can't be a forest, and a whole body of iron can hit a few nails. nails.

Yu: That's right

Kuo: (gesturing) Without the help of others, can we have today

Yu: I dare not say so

Kuo: I would like to borrow Shanghai, I would like to thank my wife

Yu: (first laugh, then helpless) here in the end there is me or not

Kuo: There are you

Yu: You say I

Yu: you have a lot to say about me

Yu: I have a lot to say about you

Yu: You have a lot to say about me

Yu: You have a lot to say about me.

Kuo: If it weren't for you (pause), I'd have been a big hit

Yu: I've been a part of it all along

Kuo: No, I'm just kidding

Yu: Yes

Kuo: A good friend, a good buddy, a good companion

Yu: A good partner

Kuo: We've been working together for eleven years, and we're very much looking forward to working together for ever.

Yu: That would be great

Kuo: When we are seventy or eighty years old, we will still be able to stand on the stage, what a joy

Yu: still partners

Kuo: I think we will be quite old by then

Yu: We will be old by then

Kuo: Mr. Yu is old

Yu: You are old

Yu: Yes

Yu: I've got a good idea, but it's not a good idea for you.

Kuo: But you still have a perm like now

Yu: I still have a perm when I was that age

Kuo: But your hair was white at that time, you had a head full of white curls, just like the Wesleyan sheep

Yu: What kind of analogy are you using

Kuo: A lot of people don't know much about the offstage Mr. Yu, there are a lot of comedians in China but not many of them are in such a state like Mr. Yu

Yu: I don't know how you are doing, I'm not sure you know. But there are not many people who can reach the state of Mr. Yu

Yu: You're praising me again

Kuo: Really, because their family is very great

Yu: Oh, the family is good

Kuo: For example, like now, during the Chinese New Year and the festivals, it's a particularly happy stage for the old Yu family at this time of the year

Yu: The festivals make anyone happy

Kuo: Their family can open up at this time of the year

Kuo: They can open up at this time of the year: The family can now spend money openly

Yu: ooh, our family is that rich

Guo: rich people will be on New Year's Eve, especially their family

Yu: yes

Guo: the famous family in the north

Yu: not dare to say that

Guo: someone who has been to Beijing, you can ask around, to ask around, and then you will be able to get the money to spend on the family. Yu Qian's father, Mr. Sun, in Beijing

Yu: you first wait a moment (pulled Guo Degang) don't say ah, my last name is Yu, my father's last name is Sun

Kuo: last name of what do not eat

Yu: that does not, also have to be surnamed Yu

Kuo: also have to be surnamed Yu

Yu: Yes

Kuo: Yu, the old man, mentioned the New Year, his father He was happy in his heart. Why, this person has no hobbies, is willing to spend money

Yu: New Year's Day can spend money

Kuo: Especially on New Year's Day, not to mention New Year's Day, but also in normal times

Yu: also spend ah

Kuo: Early in the morning get up and eat breakfast, other people eat breakfast, spend a dozen dollars is not bad

Yu: That's not bad

Kuo: The first thing you need to do is to get up in the morning and have a breakfast that costs a few hundred dollars

Yu: He got up in the morning and drew a lot of money

Yu: Aigoo, that's a lot of money

Kuo: He got up in the morning

Yu: He ate what he ate

Kuo: He washed his face, brushed his teeth, and washed his feet

Yu: He got up in the morning and washed his feet

Yu: He got up in the morning and brushed his teeth, and washed his feet

Yu: He washed his feet, and washed his feet, and he washed his feet.

Guo: I forgot to wash my feet last night

Yu: Hey, don't be so formal about it

Guo: I washed my hands, and when I was done, I brought the rice up

Yu: It was good

Guo: It's such a big pot

Yu: It's such a big pot to eat in

Guo: The braised pork sausage

Yu: The braised pork sausage was so big that I had to wash my hands, and then I was able to eat the rice in a big pot

Yu: I was able to eat the rice in a big pot. The first thing you need to do is to get up in the morning and eat this

Kuo: Yo, this is a big pot of freshness, and sit down here and say, "Emmo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo."

Yu: My dad is also a food guard

Kuo: It's a good breakfast.

Kuo: take chopsticks to find the head, clip it in your mouth, and use your whole body to "swish swish swish swish"

Yu: my father's appetite is too good to eat like this

Kuo: this is the middle of the day, and the evening is even better,

Yu: what do you want to eat

Yu: what do you want to eat

This is the first time that I've ever seen the head of a dish in a bowl of water, and I'm sure that you can find it in the bowl of water.

Kuo: Sashimi

Yu: Raw ah

Kuo: You see the child

Yu: sounds very surprised is it

Kuo: not only surprised but also a little bit disgusting

Yu: I also sound a little bit disgusting, how to sashimi

Kuo: dipped in wasabi,

Yu: my father this day to be more bashful

Yu: my dad is a day to be more bashful

Yu: I've got to be more bashful

Yu: I don't know, I'm not sure if you're a good person.

Kuo: I don't know what's going on in your rich life

Yu: Who eats this ah

Kuo: Anyway, their family is very concerned about the holiday season, just talking about a day of daily meals

Yu: morning

Kuo: usually a look at the holiday season, a look at the New Year's Day, his father was happy in his heart, a look at the, yo for example, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today. Spring

Yu: Beijing is called playing spring

Guo: the northern language is called playing spring, yes, today is spring, we have to celebrate, the northern people usually eat pancakes

Yu: hey, also known as the lotus leaf cake

Guo: fried all kinds of vegetables

Yu: yes

Guo: spread eggs

Yu: yes

Guo: elbow flower rolled with meat in sauce. His father didn't

Yu: What about our family

Kuo: pancakes are too small, let people laugh

Yu: Oh, not show your status

Kuo: cook a big pancake

Yu: how big is the pancake

Kuo: forty kilograms of flour to cook a pancake (gesticulation)

Yu: That must not be such a big pancake

Kuo: hairy cake, so thick, can't eat it all, at night as a cake.

Yu: Our family sleeps in the cake at night

Kuo: The whole family of four, slaughtering four cows is not enough to eat

Yu: Hey, it's edible

Kuo: Snails

Yu: Snails, do they eat snails

Kuo: It's the Spring Festival, and then the 5th day of the 5th month of the 5th month of the 5th month of the 5th month of the 5th month of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th year of the 5th month

Yu: that's the May Festival

Kuo: May Dragon Boat Festival

Yu: Yes

Kuo: Eat rice dumplings, drink xionghuang wine

Yu: Hey, this is the preaching

Kuo: Yu's family is particularly happy

Yu: Happy again

Kuo: Packing large rice dumplings half a ton of one

Yu: Half a ton of one

Yu: Half a ton of one

Kuo: The rice dumplings are made from a variety of materials, including the same material as the rice dumplings.

Kuo: the dumplings wrapped in two jujube trees

Yu: not even resting on jujube, resting on jujube trees

Kuo: after eating the dumplings, drink two cups of xionghuang wine

Yu: but also to drink a mouthful of it

Kuo: his father to sit here, the mood is very depressed

Yu: depressed?

Kuo: Hey, get Yu Qian over here and talk to me. There is something to ask you.

Yu: good

Kuo: Hi, son

Yu: En, you rushed to the side to say a line of no, this is not to rush me to say, okay

Kuo: stage performances, this is a fake, you do not take it seriously

Yu: nonsense, who take it seriously, fake you rushed to the side to say it will not be delayed,

Kuo: Well

Yu: Do not make people

Kuo: (turned to the other side) Hey, son (again turned around)

Yu: or I ah, have to charge me to say can not, ah you discourage

Kuo: you see the TV movie, this play this father, this play this son, is not all very normal, why do you call this real that

Yu: nonsense, that is very normal, we do not need, you just narrate on the line!

Kuo: Well, his father is very depressing, today is the May Dragon Boat Festival

Yu: What's the matter

Kuo: My mood is very sad

Yu: Because of what

Kuo: This is the day I think of your mother

Yu: my mother

Kuo: Your mom is not Beijing

Yu: That's the

You: I am not a Beijinger

Yu: I'm not a Beijinger

Kuo: I am not a Beijinger

Yu: I'm not a Beijinger.

Kuo: She lives in Emei Mountain, Sichuan

Yu: Emei?

Kuo: You also have an aunt named Xiaoqing

Yu: Xiaoqing?

Kuo: that year they traveled to Hangzhou, I also went there on business, walked to the shore of the West Lake, the sky is raining, they asked me to borrow an umbrella

Yu: the lake to borrow umbrellas

Kuo: is to expect to achieve a good marriage is not expected to think that our neighbors have a sea uncle.

Yu: Hey, this.

Kuo: This is not

Yu: This is not the "Legend of the White Snake"?

Kuo: I said string

Yu: Do not say this

Kuo: May Festival is past the August Mid-Autumn Festival

Yu: That is the August Festival

Kuo: August Festival the whole family is particularly happy,

Yu: are happy

Kuo: you can eat the moon cake

Yu: Yes, to talk about this

This is the first time that I have seen the moon cake in my family.

Yu: What difference does it make

Kuo: To order

Yu: This is on the talk about it

Kuo: Everyone, when it comes to ordering, it's a status thing

Yu: That's true

Kuo: Ordinary people buy the mooncake, and what to set up have to be bought and eaten, and theirs didn't

Kuo: We're not going to buy a mooncake.

Yu: we

Kuo: the largest pastry company to order, to make molds for you individually, and fillings, with the surface, a mooncake and more than 5,000 yuan

Yu: how much money, the identity

Kuo: the whole family made a good, his father asked one by one: what fillings are eaten? Oh, you eat fish filling

Yu: moon cakes have fish filling

Kuo: you eat waist filling good, oh, you eat mustard filling

Yu: all that Mo mouth heavy

Kuo: I eat noodles filling

Yu: that is not just a cake, but also the noodles of the why

Kuo: this is the moon cake, to the moon cake box is even more elaborate

The box how can be more elaborate

The moon cake box can be more elaborate

The moon cake box can be more elaborate

The moon cake box can be more elaborate

The moon cake box can be more elaborate

Kuo: our mooncake box wood, plastic, iron

Yu: Yes

Kuo: are very ordinary, they use the best

Yu: what

Kuo: Rosewood

Yu: Aigoo, that's the hardwood ah

Kuo: Xiaoye Zitan

Yu: More

Kuo: people are generally used for furniture

Yu: Yes

Kuo: they use it as a mooncake box, look at it, such a big box, a rectangular one inside a mooncake

Yu: how good ah

Kuo: some people say that after the lid, do not know whose how to do it

Yu: how to distinguish between it?

Kuo: It doesn't matter who ordered it, who's picture is posted on it, it's too rich

Yu: You can't be that rich

Kuo: It's even more so in Chinese New Year

Yu: Chinese New Year is a big festival

Kuo: The house is full of lanterns

Yu: Yes, yes

Kuo: The family buys ten thousand of them

Yu: The family buys ten thousand of them alone

Yu: It's a good idea to have a good time.

Yu: the yard is also big

Kuo: the house is big,

Yu: that's

Kuo: from a distance, the fog is clear, and close to see the tile convex like a spoon, and a whole brick is fastened

Yu: you say this is not big, we all live in the house inside the cricket nest cage

Kuo: no

Yu: the whole brick is fastened like this, so big (gesticulation)

Kuo: very, very big

Yu: that's

Kuo: the old house, the main room five rooms for the top, the front out of the porch back out of the mansion, the east and west rooms east and west rooms east and west ear rooms, the east courtyard kitchen with the kitchen, the west courtyard kitchen with the kitchen

Yu: Hey, all straight people is it

Kuo: it should be it

Yu: that's the kitchen, that's the kitchen

Yu: This is the kitchen, that's the kitchen

Yu: the kitchen, that's the kitchen, and that's the kitchen.

Kuo: to the house to see, Hua Lu sky Don't have a hole in the sky

Yu: all what ah

Kuo: the face on the eight bars, on the jun kiln bottles, lang kiln jar Xuan kiln cover bowl

Kuo: the ancient moon Xuan fruit plate, antiques, the case in front of the set of an eight-immortal table, one side of a pear tai-shi chairs, incense Shi Xin Pei Luo cushion, the wall is hung with a lot of satin quilt, satin mattresses

You: the wall is hung with many satin, satin mattress

Kuo: the house is a good place for the people of the world.

Yu: all pissed on the bed is how,,

Kuo: hanging what ah

Yu: quilt are on the wall

Kuo: should be it,

Yu: hanging celebrity paintings and calligraphy

Kuo: the wall is hung with a lot of celebrities paintings and calligraphy

Yu: is

Kuo: Tang Bohu's beautiful girl, the rice Yuanzhang's landscape, Liu Shi'an

Yu: I've never heard of it

(I typed this myself)

Yu: I've never heard of it

(I typed this myself)

Yu: I've never heard of it

(I typed this myself)

There are many famous people hanging on the wall, such as Tang Bohu's beauty, Mi Yuanzhang's landscape, Liu Shi'an's fan, Tiebao's pairs, Banqiao's bamboos, Pine's tiger, and the Qianlong Emperor's royal inscription.