Gao Yingpei crosstalk "fishing" lines 80 points.

A: Crosstalk is a difficult art, because it pays attention to speaking, learning, teasing and singing, so that it can be versatile.

B: That's right.

A: But some people think our work is simple.

B: Really?

There is one near us. That's what he is. He is from Tianjin and speaks with a Tianjin accent. Always say to me: "Alas, XXX, can I hang out with you when I have time?"

What do you mean by "integration"?

A: I told him, "You can't get involved. This is art, "he said." Come on! Don't be so energetic! Art, I see through it, you don't have that thing! "

B: Good! You look down on us too much.

A: Well, he does. It is easy to find any job, and it is easy to find any job.

B: What about reality?

Where can I put him? Why not?

B: mouth shape!

A: That's right. There are two families living in Westinghouse of our college, both of whom work in steel mills. In their spare time, they have the same hobbies.

Do you have any hobbies?

I like fishing. You see, fishing is learned and understandable. This is a slow job. Buy a fishing rod, a hook, a string and a float; The fish food was put aside, probably (gesturing) smoking, and watching the fish float here, many of them sank, and they caught it as soon as they threw the pole.

Yes, that's what I mean.

A: How about slow reaction and quick temper? If you are in a hurry, go to the river for a while. (Learn to fish and throw the pole, with Tianjin accent) Let's go! Hey, why don't you come up? Let's go Hmm? Let's go Hey, why can't I get on? Let's go Well, it doesn't matter whether I can get up or not. I'm going down!

He went down. Is this fishing?

A: This is fishing! Two Westinghouse families always go fishing, so they have nothing to do but cook fish in the yard. I said that his lover looked greedy and said to him, "Alas, I said his two dads!" " "

B: Who? What do you mean, his two fathers?

A: They have a child, nicknamed two.

B: Oh, point to the child.

A: That's right. "Well, I said his two fathers. Look at the two big brothers in Westinghouse. They have been fishing and come back to cook fish. This thing is too noisy. Not to mention cooking fish, I am afraid of a fish soup! "

Well, she is greedy enough!

Yes, he just took it. "What the hell? I'm not bragging. I'll go if I don't. I'm going there, and I'll take 180 bucks with my eyes closed! "

B: How many?

A: One hundred and eighty pounds. Did anyone fish here and catch 180?

B: I have never heard of it!

His wife was glad to hear the news. "Alas, his two dads, if only they could fish, they could fish a little tomorrow!" ""well, don't worry, I'm going fishing tomorrow! "Really unambiguous. After going out, I spent six yuan on a fishing rod. When he entered the door, he said, "Damn them, bake me a candy cake! "

B: Why?

A: "I'm going fishing!" "

B: Oh, it's delicious when you're hungry.

A: "Well, bring me a pocket and change it."

B: Then why?

A: "Put the fish away. Didn't I tell you? Take one hundred and eighty with your eyes closed! "

B: Of course!

A: Not easy. Leave at 7: 30 in the morning and come back at 4: 30 in the afternoon.

B: How much is it?

A: I missed it. As soon as he entered the door, his wife asked him, "Hey, two fathers, did you catch him?" "Fishing! Forget it, we're late! I went there to have a look, and boy, this dial has passed! Come back tomorrow when I ask. "

B: Oh, there will be a batch tomorrow.

A: "Let's talk about it tomorrow." The next morning, "two moms, you bake me two candy cakes."

B: Two!

A: I left and came back.

B: How much did you catch this time?

A: I missed it. As soon as he entered the door, his wife asked again, "Did you catch him two fathers?" "Fishing! I really caught up with this beat when I got there. I got off the pole, and some children came to take a bath, and they disappeared with a splash! It makes me sweat. I'll ask and come back tomorrow. "

Ok, one more batch.

A: "This dial is so good that it will fall to jiefang bridge tomorrow. I will go fishing tomorrow; If I can't catch it, I will hang up: the temple will catch me! "

He's going to kill himself!

He is going to jump into the river! At present, an old woman in the same hospital is visiting their home. She intends to take this opportunity to persuade him: "Brother, I advise you! Watch Westinghouse Brothers go fishing. They understand. They are slow to respond. You can't catch such a quick temper! How many big words you said in the yard! How successful! Don't say such things in the yard in the future, it's too shabby to catch them! "

B: Well, that's a good word.

He is in a hurry. "Grandma, what's the matter with you? They can catch it, but I can't? I tell you: I will go fishing tomorrow, and I can't catch it tomorrow. I won't live at this door, I want to move! I ... then who, his two mothers, baked three cakes for me! "

B: Oh! Yes, three cakes!

A: I left at 7: 30 on the third day and stopped fishing at 8: 30.

No fishing?

A: I took my fishing rod to the fish market. I want to go to the fish market to feel it! As soon as I entered the fish market, I was startled by the fish seller: "Hey! This one came to us and caught it! " He came over and asked, "Boss, how much is this a catty?" The fish seller saw it. How could this man buy fish with a fishing rod on his back? "You ask this, twenty-five pounds, one dollar and four pounds." "Twenty-five cents ... to live?" "Look, everyone is alive." Really unambiguous. Everyone is alive. "You give me four pounds, about a dollar."

Oh, four catties.

He weighs four Jin. "Where shall I put it for you?" "Don't put it anywhere yet, is that enough?" "Look, it's four catties high." "Four catties high! Give one more, give one more. "

B: What's its name?

A: No way. They gave me another one. "Where shall I put it for you?" "Empty your pockets. I will catch up with this dial!

I succeeded after all!

Take this fish and go home. When I got home, I called out all the people in the first hospital. "I said fuck two, take out the big wooden basin!" Boy, I can catch this dial! "

What is this?

A: In order to let people in the same hospital know that he has caught it. It was so noisy that the whole hospital came out. Grandma went out, too. Put the wooden basin aside, drain the water and pour it into the yard. The fish is really unambiguous.

B: Why?

When the fish saw the water, they all came back to life, but he forgot one thing.

B: What?

The fish I bought is different from the fish I caught. The fish caught are large and small, and there are all kinds of fish; The fish you buy are generally larger.

B: That's right!

The more grandma looks at this fish, the more confused she becomes. "Big Brother, you are as big as a fish." "Yes, grandma, this dial is about the same size. Didn't I tell you? You can get 180 with your eyes closed! " "Right? Don't buy this? " In this sentence, he can be anxious! "Well, what about you? They are all infected. They bought it from me? I tell you, grandma, we have been in the first hospital for so many years, and it is an old block. According to you, I am paralyzed, and you lack great virtue in me! "

B: Oh!

A: When his wife saw what she was doing in this yard, she was going to make a CD. "Oh, grandma, don't talk like that. This year's anniversary is really not a place to talk. This fish is caught, it is caught, and so is two fathers. This fish may weigh more than two kilograms. " He took it: "What is it, more than two kilograms?" Four catties is still high! Ask if you don't believe me, that's all. The shopkeeper will spare me! "

B: I'll take it anyway!