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Traffic safety comic script --------- --- Road Chit Chat

Author: Lin Junliang

(Think of a set-piece poem!)

A: 000!

B: 000!

A & B: Bow on stage!

A: (open the fan as a mirror, take a look in the mirror and admire yourself, from time to time showing an expression of admiration)

B: (can't stand to watch) What? You have a narcissist ah?

A: Seriously, what do you think I look like?

B: You?

A: Boss!

B: What do you think?

A: Yes!

B: Let's see! (looking back and forth at A carefully, A makes a dashing self-congratulatory gesture) You! You look like ...... (to be thought of, first good and then bad, depending on the characteristics of the performer to determine the content)

A: Blah blah blah! How do you talk?

B: Why do you ask?

A: I didn't realize until today that I am both cute and attractive, even the policewoman directing the traffic can't escape my charm.

B: What do you mean?

A: You know I just bought a new Coyote 125?

B: I know!

A: When I woke up early this morning, the weather was sunny and I was so refreshed that I rode my new Coyote 125 on the street. When I came to the big intersection of Wu Feng Road and Zhongshan Road, I saw that the light was green and I was ready to accelerate the gas and turn left, but the policewoman who was directing the traffic made a "V" gesture at me with a faint smile ......

B: Oh, I don't know what to say!

A: I froze for a moment, quickly braked, looked around, there was no one else? I was probably wrong!

B: Oh!

A: I was about to accelerate the gas and ride further when the pretty policewoman made the "V" sign to me again ......

B: What did you do?

A: I thought to myself, "Since they appreciate me so much, I can't be too polite! So, I used all my strength to strike the cutest pose I could. (swings hand to temple, acting cute)

B: Ew! (vomits)