What are the harmonic terrier cold jokes?

Here are 6 harmonic terrier cold jokes I collected and organized, just to see if you laugh, come and take a look at it~

1, what do boys have to remember to bring on a blind date? To bring mosquito incense, because mosquito incense know women.

2, why the zoo can not mess with the most animals is the ape? Because it knocks on the chest.

3. Why was the baby elephant the only one who was angry when the animals had a potluck? Because the potluck was at the weather station.

4. What does Tony always bring with him when he goes out? Water. Because Tony brings water.

5. What song does an omelette sing when it falls in love with a poached egg and takes its guitar downstairs to the poached egg? It's a little love song for an omelette.

6. What song did Yugong Yishan sing when he moved the mountain? Move the mountain, move the mountain, bright and shiny.

Harmonic terrain is a rhetorical pattern that takes advantage of the condition that words are homophonic or near-sound, and uses homophonic or near-sound words instead of the original word to produce rhetorical interest.

There are two general types of harmonic use:

Harmonics with meaning (also known as punning stems)

Harmonics without meaning (those that are made up or that invoke other, unrelated words)

Sneer jokes are jokes in which the joke itself is made up of a different word because of boredom, a harmonic word, a translation, or the omission of the subject, different logic, assertion or special content and other problems can not achieve the purpose of funny, harder to attract laughter and become cold, which is also a manifestation of humor.

Characteristics of Cold Jokes

There are four main characteristics: the network as a carrier, thoroughly entertaining, the duality of its own value, post-modern deconstructionism.