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Guo Degang's classic works and lines (1)

Guo Degang has been popular since the winter of 2005, through his creation and adaptation of hundreds of comic works, such as traditional comic segments adapted from the "Dream of the Western Expedition", "entrusted to his wife to offer his son", the original comic works "my whole life", "I want to go to Spring Festival Gala", "I am a triad society," and so on

"my whole life" Performers. : Guo Degang, Yu Qian Classic lines:

1. Non-famous comedians Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

3, I'm going to kill myself, I'm going to jump off a building, this jumping off a building I have studied, the 2nd floor is different from the 20th floor, the 2nd floor is "snap", "ah", the 20th floor is "ah---" "snap".

4, there are difficulties to help, there are no difficulties to create difficulties to help.

5, this week it rained 2 a 3 days a 4 days.

To Wife, To Sacrifice a Son Performers: Guo Degang, Yu Qian Classic lines:

1, who does not know Yu Qian ah? I'm not sure if I've ever seen you eat pork before!

2, Guo: you drove a 13 open door Cadillac over. Yu: I drove a train to ah.

3, Guo: home conditions are very difficult to live in the house is also very difficult, full of holes, catch the rain counted on the pro life. Guo: outside the small rain inside the rain, outside the rain inside the rain, outside the rain inside the heavy rain, outside the heavy rain inside the rain, sometimes rain is too big, the whole family are on the third ring to avoid the rain.

Li Jing Driving Performer: Guo Degang, Yu Qian Classic lines:

1, Li Jing, the fast board sings well, Beijing Beggar's Association's young master.

2, I raced with someone, with a wheelchair disabled racing, lost.

3, open three mph, my mom ah, too exciting!

4, the air and drop a large bag to open a look inside is money. "My mom ah, too exciting, God ah! This time not only to buy a car, but also to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law!!!" Snap! A woman falls down, this pretty one, and lies there. "My mom, too exciting!" Is beautiful, hit the other side over four police, "Eh, this is you hit dead?!" Car accident ah!

"I am a scientist" Performer: Guo Degang, Yu Qian Classic lines:

1, Guo: I was released after the completion of the study.

1. Yu: learn full? The sentence is released you locked up is it? Guo: learn full! Yu: full graduation. Guo: full of study, yes, there is the kind of death, there are released, we did not shoot.

2, play, play, play the meaning, go is to go, play to go. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it, and I'm sure I'll be able to do it.

I am a triad society Performer: Guo Degang, Yu Qian Classic lines:

1, you see people, drive a car to buy a big building, you look at you, you have nothing, you feet of the ground shaking, you around the water in the flow, your hands are trembling, the heart of the tears in the flow.

2, Yu: your father's name is Cui? Guo: Your dad's name is Jian!

3, you just don't listen! Little brat! I said dad you can not say this a, do not say that the child is a little brat, genetically speaking, is not good for parents. My father was anxious, rolled up his arms and sleeves, my mother and you fight!

4. People always want to let the ghosts and gods know when they do something good, and they always think that the ghosts and gods don't know when they do something bad. We let the ghost too difficult.

5. Have you seen the movie "Ghostbusters"? I've seen it, haven't I? We're all in this together. The Hong Kong triad Hung Hing Society know? I'm Hung Hing's. But we're not the headquarters. But we are not the headquarters, we are a branch. I'm from Oxfam.

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