The words of Guo Degang's "I want to be happy" comedy

Comic "I want to be happy"

Performed by: Guo Degang, Yu Qian

Lines

A: Introducing him, mainly introducing him

B: Why are you mainly introducing me?

A: This man is called Yu Qian,

B: He's my

A: My idol

B: Ahem, I can't talk about it

A: A: A celebrity,

B: No

A: It's great, just stand there, and hey,

B: It's not like that

A: You are so energetic, look at your face. The face, the eyes look like pills, the ears look like dumplings, the nose looks

like garlic, the hair looks like a fan, the beard looks like a kelp, the mouth is like a bean skin, the teeth are like beans, and the head of this northeastern chaotic

B: A pot of vegetables

A: Famous

B: Not famous

A: There is no such thing as famous

A: Go to that. People are envious, I envy you ah

B: Oh, you envy me

A: When I can be like you, very happy people

B: I'm very good

A: Famous people are good to get along with, do anything ah

B: not really

A: I when this is one stop

B: What's wrong with you?

A: What's wrong with you?

A: I saw people have a car, saw people live in a house, I envy in my heart ah, you say that my pursuit of happiness

life is wrong?

B: That's right

A: Isn't it

B: Yes

A: I have to be happy

B: Yes

A: I have to start my own business, and I have to get rich

B: Yes, I have to get rich

A: I have to get healthy

B: Oh, I need to exercise my body.

A: I don't drink a lot of wine

B: Oh, no such problem

A: I don't play mahjong

B: I don't love to play cards

A: I am just a little more diligent in the smoke

B: I love to smoke

A: I watched the TV later on there was a health program that said that smoking is harmful to health and prone to sudden death

B:

A: I'm scared, a clench of teeth and a stomp, playing this

B: quit smoking?

A: do not watch the program

B: to the program to quit, how do you think this is

A: for my health

B: ah!

A: I want to be happy ah, I'm afraid people look down on me ah

B: This is

A: I'm a serious person that, from a clean background, the old good people that, eighteen martial arts piece of loose, enthusiastic

intestinal, good to help, there are difficulties to be helped, there are difficulties to be helped, there are no difficulties to make the difficulties to be helped.

B: You actually create difficulties for people

A: I'm afraid that people look down on me, the gas station in front of the door put me angry

B: Then how to find you?

A: They all drive there to get gas, add 200 yuan, add 300 yuan, and there is a gift after that

B: Give a newspaper or something

A: Give a map

B: That's even better

A: A big map, one for each of us, and I'm going to go, pushing my scooter

B: Motorcycle

B: Motorcycle

A: A big map, one for each of us

B: A map of the city, and I'm going to go, pushing my scooter

B: Motorcycle

B: 10 dollars

A: 10 dollars

A: finished.

Where can I get a map?

B: Mainly for the map

A: What do you need that for? Where can you go with that?

B: It's not far

A: Don't you give it to me when you get gas? Give me one. Where are you going?

B: I'll point it out to you

A: I'll point it out to you

A: Okay, I'm pissed off.

B: Don't be angry

A: look down on me, I'm a person with high self-esteem, ah ~~~~, I'll give you a look

B: Why ah you want?

A: We have a Cantonese-style teahouse in front of the door, they are rich people in the morning to go there to eat breakfast,

B: Drinking morning tea

A: I also go,

B: You go ah?

A: what makes me just fried liver dismissed

B: Oh, no

A: stride forward, pull out 100 yuan,

B: Well

A: pop

B: ooh

A: come to the 100 yuan breakfast

B: 100 yuan early morning

A: I'm sorry. Sir, they don't sell halves.

B: 100 dollars to buy half

A: too hurt my pride

B: Yes, indeed

A: I went again at noon

B: still go

A: still sit in that seat, still looking for that waiter, come here! Lobster?

B: Lobster?

A: O, sir, there.

Do you have a two-foot lobster?

B: To be so big

A: Waiting for me to show you go, a moment back, sorry, sir, there are two feet two, huh! What kind of crap restaurant

store, not even two feet long lobster.

B: Ahem, it's still shredded potatoes

A: I've had my revenge, I've had my revenge

B: Ah, I've given people the short end of the stick

A: I can't be better than anyone else

B: You've got to be better than anyone else

A: I've got to be able to have what everyone else has

B: Yes

A: I've got to have what everyone else doesn't have

A: I have to have what everyone else has. I have to have everything that others don't have.

A: I'm going to get a big plasma TV at home

B: You're going to get one too

A: I'm going to get a friend to save me one

B: You're going to save one for a plasma TV?

A: Save one, as big as a wall

B: That big

A: A big TV, Motorola brand

B: Motorola out of TV?

A: Look at the watch no one, the TV out of the voice: "You are watching TV is not in the service area!"

B: The TV is not in the service area

A: It's too bad, ah, where to reason, the 300 dollars spent

B: Not spent in vain

A: I suspect that he looked for carpenters to play for me.

B: If that's the case, that's not going to make a difference

A: I'm going to be happy anyway, I'm going to be a man of the people.

B: Europe

A: I listen to the symphony, I see the ballet, I see the tap dance

B: line

A: playing abroad to a tap dance, Tetarte, I like this, I love the tap dance and the fast board, and the other

Not love.

B: You are not next to ah, these two.

A: The same, one in the hands and one under the feet. I love to see it, I sit in the front row, Tata Tata Boom

, from the top flying down a shoe,

B: Shoes?

A: I've been there before

B: I've been there before

B: I've been there again.

A: I want to get together that

B: get thank you went on that

A: I want to get together a pair of good ah.

B: ah

A: I want to be happy ah,

B: Well, you want to be happy right.

A: I can not let others than on. How can I get rich walking down the street?

B: Think about it

A: How can I be happy ah? The side over a car, a big Ben, a past, the first day of the rain,

Splash me all over the water, he drove away, I was wet, angry me ah, drink, you are great ah you, you drive a big

Ben great ah

B: this is bullying

A: you buy a car when you did not teach you the five words and four beauties ah?

B: You're buying a car and you're talking about this?

A: You're just one more cover than a tricycle, aren't you?

B: Not even close

A: You think you're a better driver? A: You think you're driving a car? You're a hooligan if you're well educated, you know?

B: also well educated

B: this also use people to tell ah this

A: too dangerous.

B: Run

A: Two groups of people chasing me,

B: How two groups ah?

A: One is the cook, "Give me the money for the shark's fin!" Hit the women's restroom out of a woman, dragging her husband, "

Hit him, hit him. Just now it was him, I don't even dare to come out. He rushed to the mirror nonsense." Guys come over to this

punch me ah,

B: suffered all the wrong

A: grabbed my head to hit. There is a roll-up door next to me, take my head, when, when, when. The door opened

, out of an old man "buy what ah?"

B: Is it to buy something?

A: "beat people" "Oh" clatter

B: Hey, look at you this personage mixed

A: no human nature ah. I am not sure if I am a good person, but I am a good person. It is also a mortal. The beatings also hurt, drink too much

also spit

B: nonsense

A: strong struggling to move forward, why is this? I want to be happy ah

B: that's right

Extended information:

"I want to be happy" performer Guo Degang, male, born in January 18, 1973, Tianjin, comedian, actor in movies and TV dramas, TV talk show host. In 1979, he started his career in the art world, first studying Chinese opera with Gao Qinghai, then learning comedy from the famous comedian Chang Baofeng, and then studying under the master of comedy Hou Yaowen. In the meantime, he also studied Peking Opera, opera, Hebei opera and other types of theater, and bounced around the pear garden for many years.

In 1995, he founded the Beijing Deyunshe Comedy Club, which was revived in 2005 when Guo Degang and his Deyunshe Comedy Club rose to prominence, bringing the public's attention back to the art of comedy. 2006 saw the Deyunshe Comedy Club hold a special performance at the People's Liberation Army Opera House, and in the same year, he held the Deyunshe Comedy Club's Provincial Comedy Show at the Tianjin People's Gymnasium, which was held for 25 consecutive times, while 2008 saw the Deyunshe Comedy Show held at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, which was held for 25 consecutive times. Beijing Great Hall of the People held a comedy show, becoming the first comedian to hold a solo show in the Great Hall of the People, and in 2009, starred in the movie "The Founding of a Nation".

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