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Who can provide the lines of traditional comedy (with additional notes inside)

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Ma Ji, Zhao Yan

A: A comedian na, not just an actor, but also a writer

B: How about you

A: I am a writer

B: How are you a writer

A: Often sitting at home

B: Oh, such a writer

B: Oh, so a writer

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A: Hey, I often sit here and write

B: So what are your great works

A: Hey, I recently published an article in the newspaper

B: What newspaper did you publish this article in

A: It is what ...... "Tomorrow's Daily" on

B: Tomorrow's Daily

A: Ah

B: Where can I read it

A: Hey, I remind you that you should take a look at it

B: What is the special feature of your article

A: The most special feature of my article is that I used the names of many countries and regions of the world in a row

B: Oh, it's all geographical names

B: Oh, it's all geographical names

B: What's the most special feature of your article?

A: Yes, yes, yes

B: So what did you write about in this article

A: I wrote about my experience of going abroad

B: You went abroad

A: Oh

B: Who did you see

A: My aunt

B: Your aunt, who is your aunt

B: Who was your aunt

B: My aunt, who was your aunt

B: My aunt, who was your aunt

B: My aunt.

A: My aunt is Auntie Xavier

B: Xavier ...... Oh that's your aunt

A: Yeah, yeah, yeah

B: Oh that's where it starts

A: Yeah, listen to it later, all the names of the places

B: So where does your aunt live

A: My aunt lives in Iceland

A: My aunt lives in Iceland

A: My aunt lives in Iceland

A: My aunt lives in Iceland

A: I live in Iceland. Iceland

B: Iceland

A: Ah

B: It's cold there

A: It doesn't matter if it's cold, I've got plenty of clothes on

B: What are you wearing

A: I'm wearing a Foshan on the inside, a Kunlun Mountain on the outside, and a Himalayan mountain on the other side

B: Three mountains

A: A horse earring tied around the neck

A: A horse earring tied around the neck

A: A horse earring tied around the neck

B: horse ear generation

A: ah below wearing a Baku

A: Baku

B: good material

B: what material

A: Maurice

B: have not seen

A: foot stomping a pair of high boots

B: your leather boots are leather or synthetic leather

A: Damascus

B: Do you have this kind of leather

A: A Ukrainian bus hat on your head

B: Why do you wear it

A: I'm afraid of the cold

B: Oh

A: To protect me from the Nepalese

B: The Nepalese have grown up here

B: The Nepalese have grown up here

B: The Nepalese have grown up here

B: The Nepalese have grown up in the Ukraine. A: Hey, hey, after getting dressed and taking the plane I set off

B: You took a 707 or something

A: I took the Helsinki

B: Is there such a plane

A: Got off the plane and backed up a boat

B: What boat

A: Argentina

B: Argentina

B: Argentina

B: Argentina

B: Argentina

B: Argentina

B: Argentina

B: Argentina

A: Argentina

A: This boat is beautiful

B: How

A: In front of the front inserted Panzhihua, behind the hanging Seattle, in the middle of the erection of the Turpan

B: ouch, it is the galleon ah

A: After disembarking from the boat, I rode a horse

B: What horse

A: Panama

B A: Panama, I can ride

A: I can ride, I rode Panama for two days and two nights

B: How far should I have traveled

A: I did some calculations, and I traveled about as far as New Delhi

B: How much is New Delhi

A: New unit of calculation you know

B: Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

A: Look! I went around the Gulf of Tonkin, over a Singapore, and finally to Hiroshima

B: to Hiroshima

A: Hiroshima is full of water on all sides

B: what kind of water is it

A: the Nile River on the left, the Yongding River on the right, Dongting Lake in front of me, and the Pearl River behind me

B: what kind of a mess is that

A: the emotion

B: What kind of specialties

A: Java

B: What kind of animal is this Java

A: It's so big

B: Ho

A: It's covered in Calcutta

B: It's covered in pimples

A: It's got a weird voice.

B: How do you call it

A: Cuban, Cuban

B: Oh, it's that Cuban call

A: Ah, I'm scared of what it sounds like

B: Well, then hurry up and run

A: I'm running and I'm running into a village

B: What kind of village

A: Shijiazhuang

B: Shijiazhuang again

A: Inside Shijiazhuang there's Cambodia, inside Cambodia there's a Wall Street, and to the east of Wall Street is a tall building

B: What building

A: Luxembourg

B: Luxembourg's there

A: I'll go up to the fort to have a look

B: Go inside and have a look

A A: I'll go inside and see what's going on

B: What's going on

A: It's full of Nagoya houses

B: There are a lot of them

A: They're beautiful houses

B: What's going on

A: The ground floor is full of Belgian

B: Belgium's underground again

A: The wood is full of Tarim wood. root of the wood is all Tarim

B: good wood

A: the wall is smeared with Anhui

B: Anhui ...... what kind of ash is this Anhui

A: hey, that's a good ash ah, the roof of the roof is colorful all the Geneva, the outside of the house there is also a flagpole, erecting a

B: What kind of flag

A: Urumqi

B: What a big flag

A: I see that on both sides of the house there are 10,000 piles of good fields

B: What are they planted with

A: They are planted with high-yield

B: What are they all planted with

A: All of them are planted with Denmark, and all of them are planted with Hokkaido

A: All of them are planted with Denmark, and all of them are planted with Hokkaido.

B: This can be planted

A: I asked, feelings that this is my aunt and their family

B: home

A: ah

B: knock on the door

A: Yes, to the door, I tapped them this Yemen

B: Yemen, that's called the family door

A: Oh, oh, the door, the whole family came out to meet me

B: The family door, the family door, the family door, the family door. The whole family came out to greet me

B: Who were there

A: First out came my aunt's daughter, my cousins

B: Who were they

A: One was called Poland, one Dutch, one New Zealand, one Irish

B: Oh, that's your cousin

A: Four cousins

B:

A: I'm followed by my cousins

B: Who are they again

A: Morocco, Mexico, Toboggan, Chicago

B: Hoh, listen to his brothers

A: I'm very close to him

B: Is that so

A: I'm asking for my hand

B: I'm not sure if I'm a good person or a good person.

B: What did I call you

A: Oh, hello Rawalpindi

B: Oh, it's you

A: Oh, the whole family greeted me at the door with a local ceremony

B: What kind of ceremony

A: My brother blew the Horn of Good Hope

B: Can that be blown

A: My sister knocked up Cairo

B: Cairo

A: My aunt is playing Bangkok in the back

B: Ouch

A: I'll sing them a bit of Santiago

B: It's pretty lively

A: After the welcome, let's walk to the house

B: Let's go inside

A: Walking

A: Walking

B: ah

A: bad

B: what happened

A: a curtain of Munich in front of my eyes

B: what happened

A: that day ah

B: ah

A: Burma

B: hey, the power outage na, so what to do ah

A: my sister Dahomey ran to the house and took out a Sumatran.

B: Sumatra

A: I saw that it was a brand name

B: What is it

A: A real Greece

B: Greece

A: When I lit it up, the house was full of light

B: It was a lot brighter

A: It looked like a beautiful house

B: It was a beautiful house

B: It was a beautiful house

A: It was a beautiful house

A: It was a beautiful house

A: It was a beautiful house

A: It was a beautiful house

A: It was a beautiful house

B: What is it

A: The ground floor is paved with Pakistani

B: Pakistani again

A: The windows are hung with curtains from Warsaw

B: It's pretty enough

A: The quilts on the beds are all from Budapest

B: It's really nice

A: On the table there's a pen holder with a Mississippi pen sticking out of it, and there are some other things that make the room shine. A: On the table there is a pen holder with a Mississippi sticking out of it

B: I've never seen that before

A: There are books next to it

B: What kind of books are there

A: There's Athenian, there's Swedish

B: They're all the classics

A: And there's a dozen Japanese ones

B: Japanese

A: There's a little box next to it, and I opened it up to look at it

B: What kind of quilts are they? p>

B: what ah

A: Indonesia

B: Indonesia ah

A: I look at this house no chair nor sofa

B: then they are sitting what ah

A: all sit ...... big board

B: big bench ah

A: ah, my aunt to serve a lot of fruit hospitality me

B: what are ah

A: I look at the first plate ah

B: Well

A: Congo

B: Congo

A: I have not eaten it ah

B: that taste it

A: I took a pick up the bite, a bite

B: What's wrong

A: Karma's my Spain

B: Who made you so impatient

A: Hurry up and eat the second plate

B: What's on the second plate

A: The second plate is Paris

B: Is it tasty

A: Oops, Lebanon

B: What's called Lebanon

A: I'm not sure what it means to be Lebanese

A: It is not Lebanese

A: I have never been in the country. >B: What do you mean by Lebanon

A: My aunt brought me another plate of local specialty

B: What is it

A: Nicaragua

B: Nicaragua

A: It's so sweet

B: It's really sweet

A: I'm eating it while it's flowing down the corners of my mouth

B: Yes, it's sweet enough.

A: a moment of work, the meal is ready

B: what are ah

A: I see ah, net is good food

B: you give to say

A: crispy Los Angeles, braised Stockholm, shrimp stir-fried Jordan, steamed Uruguay

B: this is all eatable

A: delicious it

B: the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time, the first time.

B: What do you call it

A: I was drinking Yokohama wine and eating that lamb and scallion Cape Verde

B: Oh, eating dumplings, how much did you eat

A: I ate more than forty Cape Verdes

B: That's a lot

A: I ended up with two bowls of Guangzhou

B: I had a lot of food, but it was not good enough for me.

B: Wow, there is also dilute it

A: Ouch, ate my liver ah

B: how

A: Mongolia Mongolia

B: Mongolia here

A: Inner Mongolia

B: Inner Mongolia ah

A: At that time, I stretched out my stomach to hit that Prague

B: The first thing I did was to eat a lot of food, but I did not eat a lot of food.

B: Who let you eat so much

A: But at night I can not sleep

B: What is it

A: Outside the scrape of Mount Everest

B: Oh, the wind is not small

A: My aunt is afraid that I can not stand the local Jerusalem ah

B: Then what to do

A: She called the nanny

B: Who is the nanny

A: Just Dar es Salaam

B: That's the nanny

A: Came in with a comforter

B: Did you

A: Spread out the Serra Thermal Nest

B: What a big comforter

A: I got underneath it and ho

B: How was it?

B: How was it

A: Rio de Janeiro

B: It was hot

A: It was hot, and a little while later I was covered in Afghanistan

B: It was hot

A: But I couldn't get to sleep at night

B: What's the matter

A: I had a bad stomach

A: I had a bad stomach

B: I had a bad stomach

A: I had a bad stomach

B: It was a bad stomach

B: It was a bad stomach

B: It was a bad stomach. p>

B: who let you eat so much

A: bad

B: how

A: I'm afraid I have to pull France

B: I said ah, hurry to the toilet

A: Yes, run to the toilet I pulled this Macau

B: Macau

A: It feels as if there is someone inside

B: who

A: It feels as if there is someone inside

A: I'm not sure what to do.

B: Who ah

A: Arab in the head of it

B: You talk to him ah

A: Yes, I told him the situation, he was in the head of the conversation: "I go out you then come in, we two Huadun well."