Degang Guo Yu Qian's Classic Crosstalk Lines

Stupid can be stupid, very stupid. Le coke, very happy. Stupid people in the world, people who are sensitive to laughter, people who enjoy coke in the world, stupid people in the world. Next, I carefully prepared Degang Guo Yu Qian's classic crosstalk lines for you. Welcome to watch!

Degang Guo Yu Qian's Classic Crosstalk Lines (Hot) 1. It's hot in summer and short at night. Shaded willows are floating and reflected in the pond. The lake is gurgling, and there are three or five confidants on the shore, watching the sunset glow like a brocade. The wind blows, the lotus is fragrant, the oriole is noisy, and the butterfly flies over the white wall. It is elegant to suppress the noise. True and false, true and false are difficult to distinguish, enjoy the cool. In Vanity Fair, cruise ships come and go. In the pit of right and wrong, infinite scenery. Suddenly, I heard the sheng spring, and the pipa with three strings and four hues was loud and the high and low voices were good.

2. It's presumptuous not to drink and be reserved and impassioned. Everything stays on the line, and rivers and lakes are easy to meet.

3. The mountains and rivers in Wan Li are full of claws, and the horseshoes are wide in a romantic day.

4. fame and fortune, the world is surprised to see the bald head; Poetry, wine, piano and books make the world happy. Cities compete for profits and fame, and music is driven by evil and power.

A disciple was furious with the entertainment news, and I told a story with a smile. Confucius traveled around the world, passing through Qilu. A fierce man stopped the way and asked the saint: How many seasons are there in a year? Confucius said with a smile: there are three seasons in a year, spring, summer and autumn. The fierce man retired with satisfaction. Confused, Yan Hui and Luz, disciples of Confucius, asked the teacher why the four seasons became three. Confucius said: the fierce man is the genius of dung beetles. He enters the dung heap every winter and sees only three seasons in his life. So this shit egg has changed, don't recite it.

6. The poor people stand on the cross street and play with ten steel hooks, but they can't hook their relatives; Rich people play with swords, guns and clubs in the deep forests, and they can't leave their relatives and friends. At this point, a hero is not necessarily a hero. With a gun in his hand, Hero couldn't resist the words hunger, cold and poverty. It is difficult for rich people to have no money, let alone a group of crosstalk performers. Step by step, we finally saw the flowers and learned the colorful stories. That night, I dreamed of millions of soldiers.

7. Speaking of sunny days, mountains and rivers, good books, good calligraphy and paintings, good flowers, good wine and good mood, we must enjoy them so as not to waste them. Life is too short, so we must be grateful, content, know life, awake, glad, and never covet honor or disgrace. Yangliufeng, Wutongyue, Banana Rain, Plum Blossom Snow, Toona Sprouts, Wild Vegetable Roots, Eggplant Stems, Tofu Mud, Vulgarity and Elegance, Vegetarian and Meat, All-round Greetings, and a Happy Life.

8. Half closed, half covered, half leaning, half stretched. Half a gold hook hangs half a green curtain, and half a moon shines on half a wall. Pick up half a glass of wine in your left hand, and pinch off half a green, half a red and half a honey begonia in your right hand. Half a document, half a piece of paper, half a bed, half a bed. Half a gust of wind made the leaves half withered, half yellow and half fell on the steps, and iron horses clanked in front of the eaves in the middle of the night. Hiding in half a thought, sighing half a mouthful of coptis and half a mouthful of sugar.

9. People are at the end of the world, and they can't help themselves. Jianghu children can afford to put it down. If you can't put it down, you have to put it down. Few people who live to be 100 laugh when they are happy, and laugh later when they are unhappy. Happiness is better than anything, and who you compare with is yourself. All my life, I will endure it once and for all.

10. We strive for each other, and we may not get it if we work hard. I ask everyone to pay, and I will try my best not to lose.

Degang Guo Yu Qian's Classic Crosstalk Lines (Classic) 1. How dare you join the beggar's gang! Dressed up very well!

2. Do they have a family style? If you don't pick things up in the aisle, you'll lose them.

3. Come to heaven, the buildings here are beautiful, and there are signs on both sides: No stalls around heaven 100 meters!

Too often, we are angry not because of failure, but because we have not found a good reason for failure.

Please raise your left hand if you like me; If you like Yu Qian, please hold out your middle finger.

6. Scientists know martial arts, and even immortals can't stop them.

7. Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner ― whoever goes will pay.

8. It's hard, morally mysterious, not a confidant. Talk to your bosom friend, don't waste your breath on your bosom friend.

9. Crosstalk pays attention to four lessons: Pit. The monk turned around. Cheating!

10. We strive for each other, and we may not get it if we work hard. I ask everyone to pay, and I will try my best not to lose.

1 1. People's hearts are tortuous, and the roads in the world overlap mountains.

12. Scientists know martial arts, but even immortals can't stop them.

13. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

14. The story told today is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

15. Prosperity and longevity are not up to me. This is not for me to decide.

Degang Guo Yu Qian's Classic Crosstalk Lines (Selected Articles) 1. The study is lonely, listening to the sound of rain and sighing with a cold autumn rain. The residual is more faint, and the lotus leaks. The fragrance is exhausted, and the silver cylinder is lazy. The wind blows the bamboo pendulum and hits the banana window. Begonia is red, chicken feet are sunflower yellow. Roses fall at night and fly. Pomegranate grinned and lotus leaves floated in the pond. The pool is rippling, and the iron horse jingles in front of the eaves, which is a bit bleak. There is a bright moon in the sky, like silver makeup everywhere. I don't want to be rich or expensive, I just want to grow up. Infinite blessings, which one will return to the sun after death?

Even those who are too lazy to watch the world of mortals, jump without python and yarn, and are busy with apricot flowers and horseshoes all the way dare to be champions without a crown.

I can accept whatever you say. You are cursing the street as if you were dead. I thought Weibo set the turtle free. When there are enough blacklists, I will take you to the river and set you free without destroying the ecological balance.

4. people's hearts are tortuous, and the roads in the world overlap mountains.

5. The most serious injury is the freezing cold, and the gaunt people are miserable; Inviting wine to ruin the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, seeking fragrance and dreaming, five more cold. There were tears in Feng's eyes, so I didn't have a chance to spend them. The lonely new rainy moon in the small building is as hard as a hook and as hard as a circle.

6. Human feelings are warm and cold, the world is cold, and the honor and disgrace disputes are viewed. If you die, you will escape, and you will be self-sufficient and self-satisfied. There was a lot of laughter on the stage and the audience was depressed.

7. Some people say that I have changed. In fact, I used to be the same as I am now, but I was covered in mud in the well, and someone was watching me by the well, which was quite fun. Later, I came up, washed, changed my clothes and drove away. The man by the well said I was swollen. Actually, it's not that I'm inflated, it's that he's lost. Why don't I feel this way about others myself? I'm really ashamed.

8. What is a grass root? In fact, grass roots are very cheap. Ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum and Cordyceps sinensis are all inferior things. We can't compare with Toona sinensis buds and shallots in other people's greenhouses.

9. Look at the moon before the wind and the lights after the fog. Chrysanthemum blossoms before frost, plum blossoms after snow. Drunk talking about swords, singing in dreams.