The host funny string encyclopedia _ humorous host

A competent and quality host speech needs rich connotation and superb expression art. The following are the funny words of the host compiled by me for your reference only.

Funny words of the host (1)

Li: Thank you for your blessing to our sixth grade teacher. The flag won. A year's plan starts with spring. I hope we have a good start in the new year. Aber is horny! We can never have too many things, such as money! Ha ha! Of course, there are blessings! Next, please enjoy the poetry recitation "New Year's greetings" sent to us by the first grade group.

Li: White rabbits have white ears! I love carrots and vegetables. It's so cute to jump around! Rabbits are very lovely animals! Today, we also have some rabbits here. Please taste them! Please enjoy the rabbit dance brought by 8th grade Group! Tell me about it!

Wang: That rabbit was really cute just now! Let the tiger, the king of animals, become greedy! Get out of the way, rabbit! Here comes the tiger! The tiger really outbursts! Please welcome the ninth-grade teacher to bring you "Four Tigers in Grade Three Make New Year".

Wang: Thank them for their humorous performances! Such a tiger is not terrible at all! Reminds me of that classic line: I love tiger oil! (I love you) One person just wants to express his love for Little Tiger with such a sigh! Please welcome Mr. Jin to bring the solo "Love You".

Li: Thank you for your applause just now! Because this is the biggest support for our four teachers to self-destruct their images. Because when we were rehearsing, the students peeked that our four teachers were released from a mental hospital! Ha ha! Next, let's enjoy a warm, normal and beautiful program! Please enjoy the song and dance "Peach Blossom Blossom" brought by Nanchang dialect in Grade Three.

Li: Actually, I want to tell you a secret. Originally, I didn't want to perform archery, but the leader of the middle management culture gave me a dream, saying that I should play a pirated hero and then let you enjoy the genuine archery hero! Only in this way can you appreciate the spirit of fighting piracy! Next, I will enjoy the genuine song combination "Legend of the Condor Heroes" performed by the Music Art Group.

Wang: Our professional teachers are just different! But some of our amateurs have reached the professional level! Next, Mr. Xiong will conquer your ears with a flute! Let's all ears! Tell me about it!

Wang: The melodious flute just now aroused the desire to sing!

Li: Let's see if any boys can't stand it! Please welcome 8th grade Group to bring us a folk duet!

Wang: The duet just now shows that the teachers in 8th grade are really harmonious! Men and women love each other! Ha ha!

Li: Don't worry! We have something more exciting! Now open your eyes and enjoy dancing without body! ! Hey hey!

Wang: Wait! Miss Li, what do you mean by dancing without body? How can you dance without your body?

Li: Don't think that my English is not good! The seventh grade program is called the dance "Nobody". This English word just means no body!

Wang: Then your English is really good! ! Let's enjoy this dance without body but with soul! Tell me about it!

Wang: Some people say: treat the happiness of others as your own happiness, give flowers to others and keep thorns for yourself!

Li: Some people say that happiness lies in living for others.

Wang: Happiness is the eternal pursuit of mankind! Happiness is sometimes more than just those vigorous events! Sometimes it's just a small thing!

Li: Let's find happiness from the composition "Super Happy Insole" written by Mr. Mars and Mr. Yuan Nana! Tell me about it!

Li: You may already know what true happiness is! Happiness should be discovered by yourself, by yourself.

Wang: Then, please move and follow the warm dance and dance steps of Teacher 8th grade, and feel happy!

Concluding remarks

Li: Although we can't stop the passage of time, we can control our mood.

Wang: Beautiful flowers wish you a happy holiday. The flickering candlelight wishes you peace and happiness.

Li: May you greet the years of youth and fire with a smile.

Wang: May the dreamy flowers and green leaves in the world accompany your warm memories forever.

Li: May my blessing bloom like a small flower in a warm season and decorate your festival.

Wang: Today's gathering shows that we are a dynamic and future-oriented group.

Li: There are hardworking gardeners and diligent students here.

Wang: It smells of ink and is beating the pulse of youth.

Li: Here, we have a passion for life and a vision for the future.

Because we always believe that tomorrow will be better.

24, chorus "Tomorrow will be better" all teachers.

Wang: That's the end of today's party. Once again, I wish you all a happy New Year, all the best and all your wishes come true.

The host's funny string words (2)

Music 1 News Network Title

Good evening, audience.

B: Good evening.

A: Today is Sunday, June 24, 65438+February 18, and the lunar calendar1/month. Welcome to 13 Yaoben New Year's Eve news broadcast program!

C: First of all, an important news announcement is inserted: As the Party Central Committee attaches great importance to this party, Publicity Department of the Communist Party of China specially dispatched key personnel from Class 13 as special guests for this party.

D: It's a great honor to be invited as guests and judges to attend this party by the League branch secretary and monitor of clinical pharmacy, traditional Chinese medicine, pharmaceutical engineering and pharmacy. We are a famous new host and have never hosted any programs at this party. I know that the bold use of us has also brought unprecedented pressure to this party. According to the results of the poll conducted by the National Development and Reform Commission during the week from June 65438 to February 20xx, nearly 90% of people are worried that our hosting will leave them too many happy memories. However, I want to assure them that their worries are not unnecessary. Cut the crap, and now I solemnly declare that the 20xx New Year's Eve party for medical books begins now!

The first link

A: In this session, the leaders of all interested groups take the stage and announce the group name and slogan of each group.

Team leader 1: First of all, I would like to express my deep gratitude to all the distinguished guests, leaders, guests, compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese and audience friends in front of the TV! The slogan of our group is * * *

Team leader 2: At the same time, I would like to extend holiday greetings to the actors and comrades who are fighting in the front line! The slogan of our group is * * *

B: Well, both groups are very imposing. Are we going to enter the first stage of inanimate objects? Duet? . The rule of this link is that each group chooses a representative to perform PK, and then the guests will score it. The team with the highest score will receive food exclusively sponsored by the Cape of Good Hope Government of South Africa.

A: If the other team is not convinced, you can organize a good program to challenge the other team. If you win this round, you can turn defeat into victory. Give priority to food.

B: OK! Then this will be handed over to each group in any way.

Free play in the middle

C: Well, after listening to such a duet with a southern accent and a northern accent, I believe everyone should have the feeling of seeing the sea. Believe it or not, I do. (d) receiving and reading music scores)

C: In this way, the first link is that Group # wins. Is the other group still unwilling? You will have 10 seconds to think. (Let the other group count down). "If the above steps are repeated"

The second link

D: OK, let's move on to the next step. Folding newspaper games. The main rules of the game are as follows: put two 4-size newspapers on the ground, five people (one group) stand on each newspaper, and each group sends a representative to guess boxing with the other party (scissors, stone and cloth). The losing team must fold the newspaper under their feet in half and then stand on it (all feet are not allowed to touch the ground) until one of them can't stand up.

Honey, do you understand? Then the game begins.

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A: This year's contestants are quite awesome. The following is a congratulatory message from the embassy of the pharmaceutical engineering class in Yugoslavia, wishing all members of the Pharmaceutical College a happy New Year's Day, affirming the long-term good-neighborly and friendly relations and placing high hopes on them.

B: OK, thank you for your pharmaceutical engineering class. Next, enter the next link, cross talk sketch confrontation. The rules of duel are still the same. Let's welcome the contestants

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The third link

C: The Embassy of Northern Ireland sent a congratulatory message, expressing heartfelt thanks to this program which is not funny, but the audience still doesn't know their last names. At the same time, congratulations to the members of the pharmacy class for getting high marks in the next exam, which was well received by the subjects!

D: Thank you for the congratulatory message from Chinese medicine. Let's go to the next game. Look at the balloon in my hand. Yes, that's it. I'm pressing the button!

C: Our big balloon is used by both players with their heads, not with their hands. If we break the rules, we will draw a circle and curse him for failing the exam and becoming a loser. This failure will be punished.

D: The captain of the winning team will be responsible for delivering the package, and a student of the winning team will have a big adventure. The content of the adventure will be decided by the winning team. If you don't take the adventure, you need to drink mixed drinks.

The host is free to play in the middle.

The fourth link

Well, the game is finally over. Too intense! ! There is no congratulatory message on the SMS platform. Then let's have some elegant artistic performances!

B: Please invite Zhang X and Wang X to bring the ultimate calligraphy PK (pe ke)!

Music (the more vulgar, the better)

A: Let's auction with melon seeds ... starting with five melon seeds. Do you want them? Is there wood?

B: OK! * The boss bid six melon seeds! Sure enough, is it refreshing? Is there wood?

A: * * * * * *

B: Deal!

The fifth link

C: The Embassy in the United Arab Emirates sent a congratulatory message, saying that calligraphy has been a part of China's traditional culture since ancient times, and will continue to inherit and develop with China. At the same time, it congratulated the party on its complete success.

D: Thanks for the blessing of clinical medicine. Without further ado, let's enter the game and test the tacit understanding between men and women. Rules of the game: each group of three men and three women is divided into three groups, divided into two PK. First, a girl holds an apple tied to a rope, and a boy bites it off with his mouth instead of his hands. Then, he ran to the front behind the girl's back to answer the question and decided the wrong group. Finally, the three groups that answered incorrectly in the first round entered the final round, and the losing group was chosen for punishment? The punishment is to drink a large mixed drink. . . .

The sixth link

A: It's finally the long-awaited showdown ~ ~ Imitate PK!

B: The rules are carried out by the host, and the package is delivered. Choose five people to go on stage, show the first person in the two groups what is unloaded from the note, and then convey it to the next person with their limbs. By analogy, the last person says what the imitation is, and the closest one wins, and each person is awarded a Cameroonian royal orange.

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The seventh link

C: The Embassy in Syria sent a congratulatory message: The party was a great success and was well received by both Syria and China. The Syrian military also reached a ceasefire agreement and watched the party together. Congratulations on the successful conclusion of the party and the early realization of world peace!

What a real and simple speech! Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. Everyone knows that there have been McGrady moments and Kobe moments in basketball, so we will be crazier than them next time!

C: Yes, the crazy moment is about to begin!

A: All rise.

play music

In music? Ladies and gentlemen, the broadcast of this year's New Year's Eve party has finally come to an end. Welcome to watch it at the same time next year. ?

Ab: Goodbye!

CD: Bye!

The host's funny string words (3)

Huang: Leaders and colleagues:-Music admission (world famous music) is getting weaker and weaker.

Qi: Good afternoon!

Huang: Carry forward the corporate culture spirit of the company.

Yang: It embodies the vitality and vigor of the big XX culture.

Liu: To provide a platform for employees to show their elegance, develop their minds, share their experiences and exchange their feelings.

With the care and support of XX leaders.

The first Youth Forum of Qi XX opens!

Huang: I am the host XX.

Yang: I am the host XX.

Liu: I am the host XX.

X: I'm the host XX.

Yang: Actually, as soon as we appeared today, the following good friends were very happy. Just after the introduction, they applauded.

Huang: First of all, let me introduce the leaders attending this forum. They are: XXXXXXXXXXXX-.

Yang: Today, leaders took time out of their busy schedules to discuss life problems and interpret the mysteries of life with young employees. We feel extremely honored and extremely happy. Let's once again express our heartfelt thanks to the leaders for coming with applause! -Big applause.

Liu: Also attending today's symposium is the comprehensive office of Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon. -Let's hear it as appropriate.

Xu: I studied mechanical engineering with Obama's bodyguard.

Huang: I went to the electrical major with the housekeeper Putin.

Yang: I went to the protection major with my driver Blair.

Liu: I majored in automation with my nanny Junichiro Koizumi.

Xu: Let's welcome everyone with warm applause!

Huang: Today's forum has four parts: first, lectures; The second is the main comment link; The third is the public comment link; Finally, a free interactive session. Yang: Ok, before the lecture begins, please allow us to make a few warm tips: First, in order to prevent everyone from being disturbed by external things during the activity, please turn off the communication equipment such as mobile phones, pagers, business communications, cordless phones and laptops with Internet access. In addition to the above equipment, you are not allowed to contact the outside world in any other way, such as writing letters, sending telegrams, sending flares, lighting up the wolf smoke, etc.

Liu: Second, in order to enliven the atmosphere of today's activities, all the staff should make themselves at home. Every participant, regardless of gender, height and weight, should release themselves to the maximum extent and must not be unhappy! You know that.

Xu: Third, in order to let everyone speak freely, this activity is inclusive and only academic. There will be no live TV or webcast, no press conference, no groupies and no paparazzi. Please give full play to the role of the red star.

Huang: Fourth, in order to enhance friendship and entertain the contestants in an atmosphere of unity and friendship, all the contestants are not allowed to engage in any form of one-on-one or collective fighting, such as Shaolin Boxing, Nanquan, Beiquan, Frog Kung Fu, Judo, Karate, Taekwondo, Sanda, Boxing and Sumo!

Yang: Well, without further ado, let's enter the speech session, and please welcome the first speaker, XXX, the creator of the condor heroes! -Music XXX comes on stage.

Liu: Is it near or far? Through PPT, our Lv Xia is no longer entangled. I don't know what the god Diao of XXX over there thinks! Xu: OK, please invite XX, one of the main comments of this forum, to take the stage to comment on XXX's magic sword score. ? Thank you (fist in hand)

Liu: Next, please welcome another chief commentator, the martial arts league leader XX. Thank you! (fist in hand)

X: Several major comments have been made. How do you feel? (The speaker speaks)

Liu: Thank you very much for XXX's wonderful speech. Please have a rest after the meeting.

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Huang: I am glad to hear that the XXX Youth Forum is grandly opened today. Being in the autumn wind of Laxiwa Hydropower Station at an altitude of 2,400 meters, I feel the spring tide surging and warm.

Yang: Qi Xin, an employee of XXX, wishes the Youth Forum to blossom and strive for self-improvement, continue to cultivate young people with lofty aspirations, shoulder heavy responsibilities, and constantly pass on the fruitful achievements of spiritual civilization construction.

Liu: XXX sent a congratulatory message: September is a poem full of affection and hope; September is a song full of success and joy.

Xu: In this golden autumn season, I wish XXX success, start a new course, gain new hopes and create new dreams. ?

Huang: Do you know XXX? -Four people walk to the center of the field.

Yang: Then how could I not know!

Liu: The legendary XXX is a curious person. I heard that his master is Lao Zi. Oh, no, Lao tze.

Xu: Sota is a handsome boy. Can I see Brother Hao again today?

Huang: Not bad! Today, you are lucky, because today we broadcast the first issue of XXX Long Pool, and XXX decided to preach again. You see, he came here by cloud. Liu: Please welcome XXX! -Music XXX comes on stage.

Huang: Oh, XXX is XXX. Your point of view is very unique.

Yang: Yeah.

Huang: The gas field is particularly strong.

Yang: Yeah.

Huang: I seem to have a feeling of crossing.

Yang: You've watched too many cross-country dramas!

Huang: OK, XXX gave you a wonderful speech. What are our main comments?

Boxwood: Enter the main comment area!

Yang: Please invite Chief Judge XX to come to the stage to make comments.

Huang: Please comment on XX.

Yang: Two major comments have been written. Do you think it pays off?

Huang: Well, the main comment is over. I don't know what the audience has to say. Please go back to the scene and start the public consultation. -Sound link-

(XXX enters the venue and starts audience comments at the same time, and the logistics or AB host sends the microphone off. )

(Public comments and speeches, mass interaction, agreeing or refuting opinions)

Huang: The wonderful comment session ends here. Let's enter a more exciting interactive session. -Introduction to Music Games-In this session, in order to enliven everyone's atmosphere and relax, we decided to select a few audiences to talk about books or show their talents through the game of delivering packages.

Yang: The rules of the game.

Yang: This year's principle is to play freely and refuse fifty cents. Please put this sentence at the back and see where Ann is.

Huang:? XXXX、XXXX？ This is the core concept of XXXX company, leading XXXX people to glory.

Yang:? XXXX、XXXX？ It is the basis of XXXX people's ethics and the magic weapon of the company's career success.

Liu: ×× Changtan will closely follow the corporate culture of the company, explore life, humanity, nature and science with the mentality of constantly pursuing perfection and self-improvement, and * * * will explore the way to be a man.

Xu: The first Youth Forum Changtan activity has come to a successful conclusion!

Qi: Thank you for your encouragement and support!

Huang: Please leave in turn. Please take a group photo with the leaders, lecturers and speakers (there must be a special person responsible for organizing the leaders, and the department heads (directors and deputy directors) are present).

Please take a photo with the leaders and staff of this activity.