The script of Degang Guo's cross talk "Carry the Festival to the End"

Is this it? Carry the festival through to the end

Guo: Unpacking, the first performance every year. Opening our luggage is our first day here this year.

Y: right.

Guo: Just now this was> this is a traditional program.

Yu:>

Guo: In the past, old people performed on the ground and on the road.

Y: Take this to recruit people.

Guo: Hey, as soon as everyone sings, the audience will come up and talk about cross talk. No one has performed this for many years.

Y: Ah, right, right.

Guo: We rearranged it here. Originally, this program was headless and tailless. Let's watch it. Interesting, isn't it? Well, today is a holiday. Today is the sixth day, right? Day six. Take a six-minute break. Break six, not slippery, not slippery.

Y: You have a chance.

Guo: Is it possible to escape?

Y: You have a chance.

Guo: Did you sing that play? Take a five-minute break. Yesterday, I broke five and ate jiaozi. Family and stuffing, and stuffing. Chop little people. Yu Qian Yu Qian Yu Qian Yu Qian Yu Qian Yu Qian ... (hand chop stuffing)

Yu (Landegang) doesn't have this.

Guo: I hope you go home for dinner.

Y: it's me.

Guo: Ah. Today, two, four and six, what are you going to eat?

Yu: breaking six?

Guo: jiaozi is left.

Y: What if there are too many bags?

Guo: From the fifth day of the first month to the sixth day. This year is over.

Y: right.

Guo: People in China attach great importance to this Spring Festival.

Y: that's right.

Guo: This is a traditional festival, isn't it? Foreigners have heard that this is similar to the Spring Festival. Christmas.

Y: Oh, Christmas is a big holiday.

Guo: Foreigners celebrate Christmas at the age of 30.

Y: right.

Guo: I was very happy when I got up in the morning. Ah, Christmas.

Y: Henan people, this is.

Guo: Let me translate this for you.

Y: No translation is needed.

Guo: Happy. Ah. Christmas. Everyone went out to cut down trees. After cutting, they put them in the yard. Hang up those socks. (hanging clothes)

Y: Christmas. Do foreigners hang up their clothes at Christmas?

Guo: Gifts, gifts are all packed in socks.

Y: socks?

Guo: Wearing socks. Then they, uh, what's their name, the church, called the church.

Yes

Guo: Is the church a box office? Box office?

Y: There is no box office abroad.

Guo: The church. A group of nuns, wearing black coats and holding a songbook.

Y: Here are the lyrics.

Guo: The lyrics. Glee club

Y: Ah, yes.

Guo: There is a priest here. (Cross with a fan) Lead everyone to sing.

Yu: lead singer.

Guo: Sing first.

Y: what to sing?

Guo (singing) The moon shines on the west wing ~ ~ ~ Ah!

Y: How did the nuns sing?

Guo (singing) Erba Jiaren is cleverly dressed. You have to take this. (Holding a handkerchief)

Y: You said that country is in Shenyang, right? Where are they going? this is ...

Guo: I will learn this meaning.

Y: maybe.

Guo: Foreigners take this for thirty years. There is also February 14 poor people's day celebrated a few days ago.

Y: OK, OK, Valentine's Day.

Guo: There are more lovers, and the poor are not far away.

Y: You have to make friends.

Guo: On the evening of February 14, couples went to the streets arm in arm. And lovers, and other people's wives.

You're not right, my wife.

Guo: I left with someone else.

Y: None of them are original couples.

Guo: It snowed heavily in Beijing that day, and it snowed on February 14, which was more than a foot thick. (Holding a fan) The aisles are all supported by sticks. There are more than twenty couples lined up, but they also said to them, "Children, don't fall down, you will freeze."

Y: It's near the Snow Mountain.

Guo: Valentine's Day/There will be another one soon. Please be careful. April 1 day, 1 date, April Fool's Day.

Y: right.

Guo: Liar's Day. It was invented by the French more than 400 years ago. I pay special attention to this day every year. I was very concerned about this day last year. On April 1 last year, as soon as I walked backstage, Xu Deliang came over. "Brother, say something", "Shut up and lie to me", "Yu Qian is a good man" and "Lie to me, liar, I won't believe you in the future"

Y: not listening?

Guo: No, no one will listen. Wait until noon and suddenly feel uncomfortable alone. Go to the toilet (? There was a bathroom in the background, so I pushed open the partition of the bathroom and the paper disappeared as soon as I turned around. Put a sign on the shaft, "Happy April Fool's Day"

Y: Is there a signature?

Guo: Say. Be cheated by the bad guys. What shall we do? I have no paper. Open your wallet, and when you have money, you can spend up to three dollars and five dollars. It is not worth spending hundreds of dollars to wipe your ass. One door closes and the other opens. I have my cell phone.

Y: Take mobile phone cleaner for example. (The audience shouts "Whoops") Everyone is humming for you.

Guo: Mine is different from yours. You have an antenna.

Y: There are words on it.

Guo: How dirty is it when you call to print the number? You are vulgar.

Yu; What's the use of your mobile phone?

Guo: Call for help.

Y: to whom?

Guo: "He. He Wei, I am an expert. I'm in the toilet. Send some paper. Ah, I have no paper to feed in this toilet. ""master, don't be ridiculous. April Fool's Day. I just received a text message asking me to go to the toilet to deliver paper. I don't believe this. "

Y: hang up.

Guo: Say.

Yu: Second apprentice.

Guo: "Kim, I am a master. I'm in the toilet. Send some paper. ""Master, what's the matter with you? Who are you? I just sent a message to He, tricking him into going to the toilet to deliver newspapers. Don't come with me.

Y: that's it.

Guo: Say.

Y: Only he is kind.

Guo: "Huh?" "Brother, I, exemptions, brothers, believe me, I am in the toilet, I have no paper. Send me some paper. I'm not kidding you. Seriously, believe me. " "I believe you, I know what you said is true. I have been squatting by your side for more than an hour. "