April Fool's Day joke English

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following is the April Fool's joke English I compiled for reference only. Let's have a look.

April Fool's Joke English 1 I have his ears in my pocket. The English version of April Fool's Joke is for you who love to laugh.

Young and naive

Jimmy is three years old.

Jimmy is three years old.

One day, when night fell, he was staring out of the window. He suddenly shouted, "mom, mom, come and close the window!" "

One day, he looked out of the window and night fell. He suddenly shouted, "mom, mom, come and close the window!" " "

"Why? Not cold, Sonny. "

"Why? Not cold, baby. "

"Yes, Mom, but night will come."

"Yes, Mom, but the night will come."

Fast landing

A man I know towed his boat home after fishing in Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he could use his maritime radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, turned on the radio and said, "Help, help." A Coast Guard officer came up and said, "Report your position." "Interstate 75, two miles south of standish." After a long time, the policeman asked, "How fast did you get to the shore?"

After fishing in Lake Huron, a friend of mine drove home in his boat. The car broke down on the road. He didn't bring his mobile phone, but he thought maybe he could ask for highway assistance by maritime radio. So he climbed into his boat, turned on the wireless device and shouted, "Help, help". A Coast Guard officer responded, "Report your position". Interstate 75, two miles south of standish. After a long silence, the police officer asked my friend, "How fast did your boat go when it landed?"

The rabbit in the refrigerator.

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in it?" She asked.

A lady opened the refrigerator door and found a rabbit sitting on one of the partitions. She asked it, "What are you doing there?"

The rabbit replied, "Is this Westinghouse's?"

The rabbit replied, "This is Westinghouse Electric Company, isn't it?" (Westinghouse, Westinghouse Electric Company)

The lady confirmed, "Yes."

The lady confirmed, "That's right."

"Well," said the rabbit, "I'm going west."

The rabbit said, "Yes, I just want to go west."

Rabbit: Are you sure this special bottle of carrot juice can cure me?

Rabbit: Are you sure this special bottle of carrot juice can cure my illness?

Doctor: Of course. No rabbit will come back for another one.

Doctor: Of course, none of the rabbits who have drunk wine want a second bottle.

Bunny: Mom, where am I from?

Rabbit: Mom, where am I from?

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you are older.

Mother rabbit: I'll tell you when you grow up.

Bunny: Oh, Mom, please tell me now.

Oh, mom, please tell me now.

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled out of the magician's hat.

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, I will tell you that you were dragged out of the magician's hat.

I have his ears in my pocket.

I have his ears in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?"

"A child bit me," Ivan replied.

"Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked.

"I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket."

His ear is in my pocket.

Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?"

"A boy bit me," Ivan said.

"Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked.

"I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "His ears are still in my pocket."

Keep the change.

When I was selling second-hand books at the church bazaar, I had an argument with a possible customer. He was interested in buying Ogden Nash's pocket books, but claimed that the price of 35 cents was too high, and other paperbacks sold for 10 cents or 15 cents each.

When I was selling second-hand books at the church market, I had an argument with a customer who wanted to buy something. He is interested in buying the pocket Okin Nash collection, but he says 35 cents is too expensive. Other paperbacks are only 10 or 15 cents each.

I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash is an interesting poet for a reason. He said it was a matter of principle. Finally, I agreed to sell the book to him at the price of 15 cents. He proudly paid the bill of 10. "Keep the change," he said.

I pointed out that the book was in good condition, Nash was an interesting poet, and the asking price was reasonable. He said it was a matter of principle. Finally, I agreed to sell the book to him at the price of 15 cents. He gloated and took out a ten-dollar bill to pay the bill. "Keep the change." He said.

April Fool's joke English 2 1,-What day is it today?

-Today is April Fool's Day.

Oh! You are wrong. Today is March 3rd1. If you don't believe me, please pick up the calendar.

Oh! Today is really April Fool's Day.

-Ha ha! You've been cheated!

-What day is it today?

-Today is April Fool's Day.

Oh! You are wrong. Today is March 3 1 day. If you don't believe me, please pick up the calendar.

Oh! This is really April Fool's Day.

-Ha ha! You've been cheated!

Bless you, I believe your English will get better and better!

Bless you, I believe your English will get better and better!

A young blind child is being put to bed by his mother. Mother said, "Now Billy, pray hard tonight and tomorrow, and your wish will come true!" " . Billy said, "OK, Mom." Then go to bed. The next morning, Billy woke up screaming, "Mom! I am still blind, and my wish has not come true! " . Mother replied, "I know-Happy April Fool's Day!"

A blind little boy is being carried to bed by his mother. Mother said, "Now, Billy, pray well tonight and tomorrow, and your wish will come true!" " Billy said, "OK, Mom," and went to bed. The next morning, Billy woke up screaming, "Mom! " " ! I'm still blind, and my wish has not come true! Mother replied: "I know-Happy April Fool's Day!" "

Wife to husband (he reads newspapers all day): I wish I were a newspaper, so that I can be in your hand all day.

Husband: I hope so too, so that I can change you every day.

The wife said to her husband (reading newspapers all day): I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your hand all day.

Husband: I hope so too, so I can change you every day.

A little boy asked his father, Dad, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied, I don't know, son. I'm still paying! !

A little boy asked his father, Dad, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied, I don't know my son. I'm still paying!

At midnight, the father saw his married son leave home ... He asked him: What are you doing?

The son replied, Dad, I'm tired of my life! My wedding is not going well, my wife and my mother have been quarreling! I have to pay for my in-laws. I hate this life! ! ! I want to stay away from here, I want to taste every pleasure of life, and I want to have every pleasure of life!

Father said: Wait! I'll go with you.

In the middle of the night, my father saw his married son run away from home ... He asked him: What are you doing?

The son replied, Dad, I've had enough of my life! My newly married life is not smooth, my wife and my mother have been quarreling! I have to pay for my in-laws. I hate this life! I want to stay away from here, I want to taste every kind of fun in life, I want to enjoy the fun of life!

Father said: Wait! I'll go with you.

A lady went to Britain to attend a two-week company training. Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a pleasant journey.

The wife replied, thank you, dear. What do you want me to bring you?

The husband smiled and said, An English girl! ! !

The woman kept silent and left. Two weeks later, he met her at the airport and asked her, dear, how was your trip?

Wife: Fine, thank you.

Husband: So, where's my present?

Wife: Which gift?

Husband: What I want is: the English girl?

Wife: Oh, that! Well, I tried my best; Now it will take several months to see if it is a girl!

A lady went to Britain to attend a two-week company training meeting. Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a pleasant journey.

The wife replied, thank you, dear. What do you want me to buy you?

The husband smiled and said, an English girl! ! !

The woman left silently. Two weeks later, he met her at the airport and asked, "Honey, how was your trip?"

Wife: Fine, thanks.

Husband: What happened to my present?

Wife: Which gift?

Husband: What I want is that English girl?

Wife: Oh, that! Well, I tried my best. Now it will take several months to see if it is a girl!

April Fool's Day Joke English Part III 1, Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day?

Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? )

Because they have just made a long March.

Because they have just passed a long March. March, March)

2. What weather is the mouse afraid of?

What weather is the mouse afraid of? )

When it rains cats and dogs.

It's raining hard. Torrential rain)

3. When will the dog refuse to follow its owner?

When does a dog refuse to follow its owner? )

A: When their owners go to the flea market.

When the host goes to the flea market. Flea market)

4. What question can never be answered with "yes"?

Which question can never be answered "yes"? )

Are you asleep?

Are you asleep? )

What tree is always sad?

What kind of tree is always sad? )

A: weeping willows.

(weeping willows weep weeping willows)

6. When can you draw water with a net bag?

When can I bag water in a net? )

When water turns into ice.

When water turns into ice. )

Why are pigs always eating?

Why can't pigs finish eating? )

He is eating and drinking.

It wants to be a pig. )

What is the longest word in the world?

What is the longest word in the world? )

A: Smile. Because there is a mile between two letters.

(smiling. Because the two letters s are a mile apart. )

9. What questions must you always answer "Yes"?

What question can you only answer "yes"? )

A: "what do you spell y-e-s?"

How do you spell "yes"? )

Where were you when the power went out?

Where were you when the power went out? )

A: In the dark.

(In the dark. )

April Fool's Day Joke English Part 4 1. Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? Why do people get tired on April Fool's Day? )

Because they have just made a long March. Because they have just passed a Long March. March; March)

2. What weather is the mouse afraid of? What weather is the mouse afraid of? )

When it rains cats and dogs. Torrential rain)

3. When will the dog refuse to follow its owner? When does a dog refuse to follow its owner? )

A: When their owners go to the flea market. Flea market)

4. What question can never be answered with "yes"? Which question can never be answered "yes"? )

Are you asleep? Are you asleep? )

5. What tree is always sad? What kind of tree is always sad? )

A: weeping willows. (weeping willows)

6. When can you use the net to fetch water? When can I bag water in a net? When water turns into ice.

7. Why are pigs always eating? Why can't pigs finish eating?

He is eating and drinking. It wants to be a pig.

8. What is the longest word in the world? What is the longest word in the world? A: Smile. Because there is a mile between the letters s. Smile. Because the two letters s are a mile apart.

9. What questions must you always answer "Yes"? What question can you only answer "yes"?

A: "what do you spell y-e-s?" How do you spell "yes" (when asked)?

Where were you when the power went out? Where were you when the power went out? A: In the dark.

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