The most suitable for foodies humor classic copy

The most suitable for foodies humor classic copy (a)

1. eating is one of the best things in the world, foodies is the world's coolest crowd there is a wood

2. slim figure of a foodie is a foodie in the fine.　

3. The life of an eater is like a train, summed up by shopping - eating, shopping - eating, shopping - eating.

4. A full meal on the thought of obscene is not a food is obscene goods.　

5. In the world of a foodie, there is no such thing as calories, only delicious.

6. In order for you to be able to hold me, you have to lose weight from today onwards.

7. There are rice buckets equivalent to food, but food is not necessarily a rice bucket. The fundamental difference between the two is that the bucket is very good at eating, and the eater is very good at eating.

8. To be able to eat is a blessing, not to eat is a sin. Life is precious, love is more expensive, if for food, the world can be thrown.

9. Ice cream you have? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Popcorn you have? Lollipop you have? I'm a food party are you?

10. It is said that every foodie has a sadness that no one understands, eating all the despair and loneliness into the past.

11. Knowing food is good.

12. As a qualified foodie, eating sometimes does not mean hungry, just because the mouth is lonely. Baahahaha, finally found an invincible reason for their own foodie label, yes, it's just that the mouth is lonely.

13. sun baby, sun house, sun car, sun object, sun food. You say I look at the farce quite not farce quite, you see me sun this point to play should be, sun quilt, sun, the mood is good can also fucking more sun face!

14. What I want is also; thin, also what I want is also ...... both can not get both, I le a go also.

15. Food and figure which is more important? Eaters: figure is the horse? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new one.

16. It is said that this is the state of eaters eat wildly: the mouth is very enjoyable, the heart is very thin.

17. I am a principle of a foodie, strange people to me still have to be sterilized to eat.

18. I want to do never eat fat eaters.

19. Who said that the noodle partner is ham and sausage, I see is the TV.

20. God gave me the attribute of foodie, but did not give me the identity of the tycoon.

The most suitable for foodies humor classic text (Part II)

21. Do not dislike that foodie around you. Because they are the simplest, as long as there is a good mood with food, will not count on everything. Will not count when.

22. To be a foodie without worry, when an obsessed goods unattached.

23. Busy again can not delay eating!

24. There is a dieting heart and eating stomach, they are at each other's throats every day, pinching fingers, rubbing, today the stomach won again.

25. Eaters, is the mouth of the enjoyment, the heart of the want to thin.

26. The most easily hungry people are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the most hungry body weight ...

27. Leave the eyes to the scenery, the weight to food.

28. When I eat mushroom noodles, I always add a bit of Panlangen to clear the heat and detoxify the body.

29. Circle of friends every day in the sun food ~ work so busy only sunshine yesterday's overtime meal

30. is the source of my experience of the glory of life power. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it, and I'll be able to do it.

31. Thin people eat to fat people see, is a very cruel thing; fat people eat to thin people see, is a very windy thing.　

32. For a foodie, every day there are delicious things, life will not monotonous to where.

33. Always a happy thing, the stomach's full and stable, bring the heart's ease.

34. Eaters, mouth enjoyment, the heart wants to thin.

35. Happiness is: food in the pot, good friends miss, do not ask tomorrow.

36. Every time I say lose weight, I just want to scare my little meat.

37. If I can control myself, I will definitely hold down my heart of a foodie.　

38. Happiness is a foodie with a great stomach and eat not fat body - about eating personality said

39. Today's stomach is 128G.

40. Only food and love can not live up to.　

The most suitable for foodies humor classic text (Part III)

41. Yes This point, and come to sunshine food ah ~ you hungry?

42. a foodie how, a foodie will only think of eating, will not think of hooking up, a foodie is not good?

43. A big disaster, there will be a pot of porridge.　

44. At this moment, I just want to sit down and enjoy the food I made.

45. Let us red dust for companionship, eat white fat

46. Like me such a good person, should have eaten meat over the life.　

47. The day I fell in love with you was not because of how good you are, but because the sun was just right that day and I ate a lot.

48. I found out, as a foodie, either hungry or propped up!　

49. Eating is a blessing, more is better.

50. Clearly a foodie, prefer to say that they are the God of Food.　

51. Whether two people can stay together for a long time, three views are very important, but for a foodie, three meals are more important.　

52. Only eat will not do, not a food is naive goods!　

53. If you think that eating is the whole of the life of a foodie, it is wrong, and ...... sleep!

54. Finally know eat Oreo why shaking ∵ a first lick a lick because that ミ a will no one will grab

55. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand, "...but, I'm full" and "I'm full, but..." There's a world of difference between those two phrases.

56. I've discovered that as a foodie, you're either hungry or you're full!

57. If I am a monster, ask Mr. Cao... Love me are you afraid?

58. Eaters are good, because every day only think about eating, so there is no time to count other people ......

59. For eaters, eat and do not eat and satiated no satiety is no relationship.

60. Empty of a heart to learn, biased by a failed life; empty of a heart to lose weight, biased by a life of food. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it.

The beautiful text suitable for food updates

The beautiful text suitable for food updates

1. To be a foodie without worries, when an obsessed goods without worries.

2. Clearly a foodie, prefer to say that he is the god of food.　

3. Once there was a dish of gray very delicious dishes I did not cherish, know that the loss of regret hen, if heaven gives me a chance, I will say: long live the food.

4. Dad said, eat their own to save, eat others to ruthless.

5. There is no love without food, do not believe that you do not bring a meal to talk about love to me to see ah.

6. I found out, as a foodie, either hungry or propped up!　

7. Every foodie, are using their own flesh to save the economic crisis, can be sung!

8. Eating is for survival, so foodies are just people with a particularly strong desire to survive.　

9. Wishing pool for foodies is to wish - to eat.

10. I found out, as a foodie, either hungry or propped up!

11. To be able to eat is a blessing, not to eat is a sin. Life is precious, love is more expensive, if for food, the world can be thrown.

12. That's right, this point, again to sun food ah ~ you hungry?

13. To all foodies: I'm not hungry, just too lonely tongue.

14. I envy those who can work up and forget to eat.

15. As a qualified foodie, eating sometimes does not mean hungry, just because the mouth is lonely. Baahahaha, finally found an invincible reason for their own foodie label, yes, it is just a lonely mouth.

16. At this moment, I just want to sit down and enjoy the food I made.

17. Swear that, in addition to delicious, absolutely will not go to rob their friends like anything.

18. I bear this age, should not have the amount of meals.

19. There is a kind of girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

20. Eaters are kind, because every day only think about eating, no time to count others.

21. Don't believe that a one-eater says she wants to lose weight, when she says this, it must be when she has just eaten enough.　

22. Not to sunshine food, really love the color of the tablecloth

23. The motto of the foodie: Just eat it !

24. Unhappy sleep, let it pass. Sadness is okay, hurt stomach is not good.

25. I am a principle of a foodie, strange people to me still have to be sterilized to eat.

26. After all, I can't get rid of eating. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am a foodie I am proud!

27. Empty of a heart to learn, biased by a failed life; empty of a heart to lose weight, biased by a life of food. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it.

28. In the eaters of this road of no return, human beings, never alone!

29. I'm just a qualified thought, the stomach does not compete with the food.

30. Can do to quench the thirst of plums, cakes, that is a very high realm of food.

31. To the foodies to propose to the must-have statements: 1. What you want to eat on what to eat; 2. What you let me eat what I eat

32. foodies, most are not what bad people! They desperately pursue food and have no time to do harm.

33. I want also; thin, also I want also ...... can not get both, I le a go also.

34. I'd rather be a foodie who only eats, but also don't want to be an idiot who knows that he doesn't love me but is still foolishly in love with him.　

35. A foodie in the highest realm, see for food.

36. It is said that every eater has a sadness that no one understands, eating all the despair and loneliness into the past.

37. I'm a little tiny bird, want to eat ah eat but how to eat not full

38. Eat is not fat called food, eat on the fat is the bucket.

39. Ice cream you have? Chips do you have? Popcorn you have? Lollipop you have? I'm a foodie party are you?

40. I'd rather be a foodie who only eats, than a man who knows he doesn't love me but is still foolishly in love with his obsession.

41. Growth is from which restaurant to eat to which city to eat.

42. Every day I only eat four meals ...... breakfast, lunch, dinner and zero

43. Recently see others sun food special no appetite, is not related to their own control of diet?

44. Eaters can always see the blackboard eraser as a piece of buttered bread.

45. The one who knows about food is the best.

46. Which is more important, food or figure? A foodie: What is the figure? Can you eat?　

47. It is said that eaters will not fail the course ... because eaters are too heavy to fail.

48. God gave me the attribute of food, but did not give me the identity of the tycoon.

49. Do not believe that a foodie said she wants to lose weight when she said this must be said when she is full

50. What do you eat for lunch? What's for dinner?

51. Eating is to survive, so a foodie is just a person with a particularly strong desire to survive.

52. Who says a foodie can't do anything but eat, they also know hunger.　

53. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has a stomach problem.

54. I have a dream that one day all the restaurants in the world will be free...

55. The reason why foodies become fat is because they all have a diamond stomach.

56. A person's life is very simple, a single song cycle, a notebook, a food made by yourself ... from fear to begin to slowly enjoy, just a process of habit.

57. Do not have to ask me what I want to eat, what to eat.

58. Who says that foodies will do nothing but eat, they also know that hunger.

59. In the world of a foodie there is no calorie not calorie, only delicious not delicious.　

60. The circle of friends is a pit, sun succulent, someone tube you want. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal on your own. The first thing you need to do is to get the best out of your friends. Can you still not simply appreciate it

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1. Life in the world, should not be ashamed of the word "food".

2. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

3. God gave me the attributes of a foodie, but did not give me the identity of a tycoon.

4. Most people who love to eat are not bad people. They desperately pursue food and have no time to do harm. Laughing aunt and gluttony, is the perfect combination, this kind of woman more good.69. Never again to be a one foodie, I really can not do ah!

5. To eat as a kind of the highest point, can not smoke, do not drink, do not wear brand-name, etc., eat the character, as long as you want to eat the object, will inevitably try to think of eating to.

6. A full meal on the thought of obscene is not a food is obscene goods.　

7. There was a plate of gray very delicious dishes I did not cherish, know that the loss of regret hen, if God gives me a chance, I will say: long live the food

8. Growth is from which restaurant to eat into which city to eat.

9. Once the food is on the table, the first instruction issued by the brain is to "eat" rather than "take pictures", in order to be called a competent foodie!

10. I have a dream, a dream that one day, all the restaurants in the world will be free ...

11. Walking while eating is nothing, a foodie can do while running while eating.

12. A foodie is not in a place to eat for life, but every place to have food.

13. If I don't look energetic, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I'm hungry.

14. Late at night to put some poison it, they say sun food will increase female fans [not simple] I test it

15. really very hate this point in the circle of friends in the sun food Oh, can you sun your legs

16. love can be slowly talk about it, the meat must be eaten while it is hot.　

17. Everyone in the circle of friends in the sun food, I saw a circle of indifference inside not a single ups and downs, I grew up.

18. Leave the eyes to the scenery, the weight to the food.

19. Eat by labor, never shame.

20. Love to eat is a kind of learning, is a kind of art, is a kind of pursuit of beautiful things in the spiritual realm, so don't say I'm a foodie, call me a greedy teacher.

21. Food on the table, the brain issued the first instruction is "eat" rather than "take pictures", can be called a competent foodie!

22. really adore those who can incident up and forget to use the meal ah. From a person who eats and forgets about things.

23. Happiness is a foodie with a great stomach and eat not fat body - about the personality of the foodie said

24. I just want a foodie, accompanied by me to cry accompanied me to laugh.

25. Never be a foodie again, I really can't do it!

26. I don't know why I like to buy them, but I'm not sure I want to eat them at home.

27. Thin people eat to fat people see, is a very cruel thing.

28. For a foodie, every day there are delicious things, life will not monotonous to where.

29. Which is more important, food or figure? Eaters: What is the figure? Can you eat?

30. The highest state of food: the eye for food!

31. What wakes you up every day is not a dream, nor an urgent need to urinate, but a restless soul because of hunger

32. There are no snacks in the house, and I went to buy food in a heavy rainstorm. Anyway, no matter what, in my mind, eating is the biggest.

33. Which is more important, food or body? Eaters: What is the body? Can you eat?

34. A foodie's last words: nothing else, give me to burn a submarine fish and two waiters.

35. My quote is that people are iron, food is steel, and a meal is not hungry.

36. I just don't want my mouth to be lonely, I am a foodie, I speak for myself?

37. Will only eat will not do, not a food is naive goods!　

38. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenge the bulging belly.　

39. Eating goods, is the mouth of enjoyment, the heart of the want to thin.

40. The sunshine of the baby, the sunshine of the house, the sunshine of the car, the sunshine of the object, the sunshine of the food. You said I looked at the farce quite not farce quite, you see me sun this point to play should be, sun quilt, sun, the mood is good can also fucking more sun face!

41. People inherently have a death, or starvation or brace death.

42. The thinking of the foodie is delicious you eat more, not delicious how much to eat.

43. The three words that moved me the most: bring you delicious, invite you to eat delicious, take you to eat delicious.　

44. The first to eat crabs even if it is a foodie, but also a foodie who is not afraid of death.

45. One day only eat three meals is like abusing yourself, four meals normal, five meals to meet.

46. Some barrels are equivalent to food, but food is not necessarily a barrel. The fundamental difference between the two is that the rice bucket is very capable of eating, and the eater is very good at eating.

47. To be thin must pay the price. Fear of suffering too delicate don't start. There is no good way, is to endure. Do not ask me how to endure, is not to eat.

48. If you think that eating is the whole of the life of a foodie, it is wrong, and ...... sleep!

49. If you think that eating is all of the foodie life, it is wrong, there is still sleep!

50. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

51. People have two things others can not take away: one is to eat into the stomach of the food, the second is the heart of the dream. Be a dreamy eater and you'll be invincible!

52. There is a foodie girlfriend really good, others coax girlfriends have to say to take you to buy clothes to buy jewelry to buy a bag ...... and you just need to say, go, take you to eat delicious go

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54. It is said that this is the state of the eaters eat wildly: the mouth is very enjoyable, the heart is very want to thin.

55. Eating is one of the best things in the world, and foodies are the coolest group of people in the world

56. There are two of me in the world, one who eats, and one who really wants to lose weight.

57. Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

58. Eaters Pico energy: eat more, eat more, eat better!

59. Eating while walking is nothing, foodies can do it while running.

60. Fat now can not stop eating. Eat to defeat fat, occupy the first position in my heart.

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Suitable for foodies with the sentence (a)

1. Xiaolongbao filling flavor is really beautiful: sweet and savory, salty and light, oil and not greasy, after eating a lot of people will have a good memory.

2. Since ancient times, life is most jealous of full, half poor, half rich, half self-security! The first half of the life of half a day and half an opportunity, half to take half a half half to do good! Half deaf, half dumb, half confused, half wise, half stupid, half sage! Half human, half me, half free, half awake, half drunk, half immortal! Half family, half love, half bitterness, half secular, half Zen, half fickle! Half of life lies in me, the other half listen to nature!

3. Eaters can always finish those not delicious.

4. The spirit of eating pique: eat more, eat more, eat better!

5. Every eater's heart probably has unspoken sorrows and pains, and blocking their mouths with food just avoids them from hissing as soon as they open their mouths.

6. To learn hard and not rely on others, to stand out in the fierce competition; alarmed at the poor financial situation, forcing themselves to think of ways to improve; both sides to speak clearly to understand, to find the feeling of the original love; poor posture easily lead to pain in the tendons. The data source, eat, drink and play apple flower.

7. I want to find a daily transportation I unconditionally good for me blue basin friend, I am happy to accompany me happy, I am not happy to tease me happy, high emotional intelligence does not lie, take me to eat, drink and play.

8. Only fill the stomach, people will not be empty.

9. People are ugly, but face control, family is poor, but also chasing stars. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

10. Let me eat all the food in the world, but I won't get fat.

11. If your female partner is a foodie, then marry it. As the saying goes, foodies are good to feed.

12. The motto of the foodie: eat and drink today without effort tomorrow to try to find food and drink.

13. unscrupulous students joyful, eat, drink and play, as you pick. If the students did not scold the teacher, did not pick up girls, did not hit people, you are not a good student, you know.

14. Lovers enjoy the joy of love, family enjoy the joy of family. The people enjoy the happiness of the mouth, the philosophers enjoy the happiness of the wisdom. The world's most important thing is that the world's most important thing is that the world's most important thing is the world's most important thing. Self-gratification, contentment, happy life!

15. As a qualified foodie, eating sometimes does not mean hungry, just because the mouth is lonely. Baahahaha, finally found an invincible reason for their own foodie label, yes, it's just that the mouth is lonely.

16. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

17. To give people gifts, as well as to give people to send health; appointment with a meal, as well as appointment with people sweating; money play sprinkles, as well as teaching play elegant!

18. food, you do not, let me go, I am trying to lose weight.

19. rice cake symbolizes a little deep clouds, white as silver yellow gold. The cake is a good way to make sure that you have a lot of money and that you have a lot of money.

20. There is another kind of foodie in the world, either eating or pouring food.

1. Eaters, is the mouth of enjoyment, the heart of the want to thin.

2. How much I hope you are a gourmet, I do a vacuum box, you will always be fresh in my heart, who can not, you are my 'exclusive memory.

3. Eaters can't be anyone, a good eater needs a keen sense of taste and excellent food Oh.

4. Food doesn't have to be on the table only!

5. Purple camel's peak out of the green kettle, water essence of the disk line vegetarian scales; rhinoceros chopsticks insatiable long time not under the luan knife stranded cut empty stranded; yellow door flying bridle not moving dust, the imperial chef deduction to send eight treasures.

6. To all foodies: I'm not hungry, just too lonely tongue.

7. I picked up a xiao long bao and took a gentle bite. Wow, this is a delicacy on earth in my mouth, it is so delicious, the skin is thin and crispy, as if a touch will break. The fragrance of the filling is strong, long time in my heart swirls, so that I will never forget!

8. Eaters are kind, because all they think about is eating every day, and they don't have time to count others.

9. Empty heart to lose weight, but born a food mouth.

10. A cage of steamed dumplings came up, I sat on the chair, just after the steam of the steamed dumplings issued a faint fragrance breath. As soon as I smelled this fragrant breath, I couldn't help but go and take a big bite of it.

11. There is an empty heart that wants to lose weight, but there is a life of a foodie.

12. There are two things that other people can't take away, one is the food you eat into your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy eater.

13. The three words that moved me the most: bring you good food, invite you to eat good food, and take you to eat good food.

14. Do not look at me long fat, in fact, I'm just a little plump; do not think I have a big appetite, in fact, this is just the attribute of food.

15. I want to be a warm woman, do not want to be rich and famous, just want to live a simple and happy; I want to be a bright woman, add some sunshine to life; I want to be a quiet woman, you can give comfort to your friends when they are down. To be a woman, ordinary but not mediocre; to be a woman, beautiful but not to compare; to be a woman, there are people who love and love. Simply living is also a kind of happiness.

16. Every day think of losing weight in favor of a food mouth.

17. Watermelon is a treasure, watermelon skin fried as a dish to eat, melon flesh can quench the thirst, clear the fire, melon seeds can also be fried in the leisure time to eat, watermelon whole body is not all treasure.

18. If the favorite people and food can only choose one, how to choose foodies? The food: eat the favorite!

19. eaters how, eaters will only think of eating, will not think of fighting, eaters not good?

20. When the soup is almost sucked, and then finally swallow the whole bun in one mouth slowly taste. Wow, Xiaolongbao is really delicious, I wolfed down Xiaolongbao, reluctant to leave the baozi store.

1. Life is not dead, can eat eat eat hurry up to eat.

2. For foodies, the real security is to open the refrigerator and see it full of delicious food.

3. The meaning of human life is to eat ah, do not eat too sorry for themselves!

4. If I can control my emotions, I will definitely hold down my foodie heart.

5. There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you can eat.

6. Eating Xiao Long Bao is also a trick. I first have to gently and gently bite a small mouth, and then there is a delicious soup into the mouth.

7. Just gently bite a small skin, you can see the tender meat and rich juice inside, put your mouth to the bite open small hole gently suck, you can taste the juice of the freshness. Ah! The flavor is fantastic!

8. watermelon is not only delicious melon meat, melon skin is also delicious, remove the green skin, the remaining white part, cut it into a piece of a piece and then fried, it is a delicious small dish.

9. Unhappy sleep, let it pass. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach.

10. Happiness is a foodie with a great stomach and eat not fat body.

11. Never ask a foodie to eat or not, it's not a problem for foodies, ask if they are full.

12. You always see the goddess of self-timer food, but she also how to eat are not fat. In fact, she ate a mouthful of each dish and put down her chopsticks.

13. In a short while, we carried a bowl of steaming hot pickled fish upstairs. Smell a fish, chili peppers and pickled cabbage flavor, attracted my mouth watering, can not wait to pour the pickled fish into the basin, picked up the chopsticks, ready to a "taste" for fast.

14. The first trip to Tang'an rice barley, cooking into the carving Hu Mei. It is as big as amaranth and as white as jade, and it is as slippery as a flowing spoon, and the fragrance is all over the house.

15. There is no inherent fat, only the eaters who do not work hard.

16. eaters how, eaters will only think of eating, will not think of hooking, eaters not good?

17. We can have the honor to taste a table of "full" full table is really good luck.

18. When you gently bite through the thin skin, the five senses are immediately captured by the soup full of crab flavor, slowly sucked the soup in the mouth, the feeling of fresh as if just chewed a mouthful of crab meat.

19. The delicate hand rubbed to the jade color uniform, blue oil fried tender yellow deep. The night came to know the weight of the spring sleep, flattened the good girl wrapped arm gold.

20. often have nothing to do with the taste of life, so the male ticket I broke up.