Any jokes about saving money or being stingy must be new and funny!

In ancient times, there was a scholar who went away for a year and came back the second year. He said to his wife: "Are you feeling lonely at home and not interacting with your neighbors?" The wife said: "Since you left, I haven't even left the house." The scholar sighed and asked, "Then how do you entertain yourself?" The wife said, "I just write little poems sometimes." The scholar was very happy to let his wife read the poem. He opened it and read the first article: "On a moonlit night, I invited the neighboring monks to gossip."

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