Heze Dialect Smooth Talk with Local Characteristics

Heze Dialect Smooth Talk reflects the folk culture of Heze area at that time, as well as the folk customs and religious rituals at that time. With the development of the economy, social progress, these jingles will gradually submerged in the river of history. Now follow me to recall the Heze dialect jingles, you will learn a lot of stories.

Jingles in Heze dialect

We are good, we are good, we buy a watch for money. You're an old American woman.

We are good, we are good, we buy a small name name of a name of a pig, I lead, you chased, defecated, you licked.

The big leather shoes are clicking, and you don't need a ticket to get on the train.

Crooked hat, dog material, on the plane without a ticket

Hurriedly into the outhouse, looked up to see the senior hotel, flopped into the shit pit

The little mouse (shui), on the boarding platform, stealing oil to drink, can not come down, told the old cat to hold down!

The front is broken at the back, the middle is a bastard

The blind cry does not fall tears, marry a daughter-in-law to the home back to the bottom of the pot, burn a bald ants it tail .

You don't want to play with me, but I'll play with the train, and when the train turns, it will crush you a little bit.

Spoon digging in the sky, the clouds go up to the south mountain, and it rains heavily in the south mountain, and it's a sunny day here.

I'm sorry, it's okay, I'll fart you to death.

The rat poison (yue), medicine rats, big and small are caught all!

Heze dialect jingles

Nose Lacha, stealing other people by the melon [pumpkin], called people caught, the mouth tear difference.

In 1997, I learned the fan Zong Quan, defeated Huo Yuanjia, angry dead Zhao Qiannan, Zhao Qiannan his grandmother to take revenge, a foot stomped me downstairs,

Do you see the picture book?

You do not see, I do not see, your family out of a bald bald man,

You hit me, I'm not afraid, I go to Beijing to look for my father, my father with a machine gun, according to your ass shot three times!

The first grade to fly a plane, the second grade to throw a bomb, blow up the third grade son of a bitch.

Belly to pain to go to Jining, Jining has an old gentleman and is pinched and twisted to see you pretend line not pretend line

Heze dialect of classic jingle

A top good two top bad three top of the death of the fast.

The one that goes, the one that goes, the one that goes, the one that goes, the one that goes, the one that goes, the one that goes.

Your head is like a leather ball, kicked to the department store, the department store sells leather balls, the more you look at it, the more like your head.

The cow crawls up the wall, the crow crawls up the ground, and the child is caught by the crow.

The mother of the moon, playing the ripple pattern, cut the ripple pattern, invite the mother-in-law, the mother-in-law does not eat the big pot of rice, brush the small pot of scrambled eggs, do not eat, do not eat to chatter two pieces of eggs, fragrant, fried ginger, ginger bitter, fried tiger, tiger stares, seven plates and eight bowls.

The magpie has a long tail and has forgotten his mother.

Heze Dialect Jargon Expansion

1. Grapes and fine wine in the night light cup, want to raise a glass with friends to urge. I'm not going to see the moon in the sky, but I'm going to look down, and I'm not going to be able to see the shadow of my body. The drunkenness of the drunkenness of the wine field is not to laugh, the wine meets the friend of drunkenness.

2. The language at least grows literary knowledge! English can communicate with foreigners! History so that you do not betray! Geography allows you not to get lost! Politics let you know how to defend your rights! Math is to ruin the whole life: to go to the Yellow Crane Tower also go to count the Yangtze River boat distance you how far ah!

3. Went to watch the reverse mirror, there is no danger and then turn on the lights, the direction gradually leaning against the side of the road, the right foot gently step on the pedal. The speed of the car down half step on the clutch, brake slowly stopped by the side of the road, correctly manipulate the steering wheel, to ensure that all four wheels are forward.

4. safety production to remember, do not fight for time not to gamble, the machine is a slot machine, you are injured to it does not care, happy to go to work, go home in one piece

5. hundreds of thousands of people all together, just to go to the countryside to earn money. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the government, and then you have to pay for it. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the government. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

6. Aunt driving, little tummy crying, several trips to the toilet, strength are gone (liao), a long week, aunt gone (liao), and alive and well.

7. In this day and age, everyone says it's good to go home. The family is full of food, money and pleasure, nothing to open a chain of temples, that day is really good.

8. Today's reversal of the times, men play beautiful women play handsome, rich and poor pocket, do not play pure love play perverted.

9. Summer weather is hot, remind the elderly: nothing to press the legs, drink more water in the heat of the day, do not drink alcohol, eat what move the mouth, people to the old man to enjoy, the most truly happy.

10. Drink Wahaha every day, every day will be laughing; every day to drink Le Baxi, health and happiness without worry; every day if you drink Mengniu, will be strong into a cow!

11. A cell phone 70% of the function is useless; a car 70% of the speed is redundant; a large house 70% of the area is idle; a huge wealth 70% of the bank account - life is worth using this 30%.

12. Summer is coming to wish you: Pepsi Minute Maid, very cola iced tea, Coca-Cola Wahaha.

13. The sun when the red light, the flowers smile at me, the birds say early early early, why do you carry a bag of dynamite? I went to blow up the school, the teacher did not know, pulled the hidden line I ran, rumbled the school blew up

14. Earnings such as the long-distance running, running around not see the shadow of the money, spending money such as running water, sparse and no money shadow.

15. Wife wife I love you, sincerely take care of you, love you moisturize you, Amitabha bless you, I have this text message as a proof: always with you.

16. Now love is really high, meet you ask for money, no money even quickly shook his head, and will say that you're a good bachelor, if you have the money on the right, immediately engaged to busy wine and food, the reality is really too subtle, the love of the play by the money.

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