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Campus cross talk drama "Regardless of Arts and Sciences"

Woman: Hello, teachers, the most educated students in the audience!

M: Hello, leaders, distinguished guests, students present and standing outside, friends who study science but don't study science and have nothing to do with science!

Woman: I'm from the Department of Agricultural Machinery.

M: I come from the management department.

W: I study liberal arts. Everyone kindly calls me xiaowenzi.

M: I study science. Everyone affectionately calls me Xiao Lizi.

Woman: Virtue!

M: Thank you. (Two people sitting on a stool reading a book)

Woman: I wake up easily in the spring morning?

M: Geometry plus triangle?

Woman: Boiled beans and roasted beans?

M: distinguish between positive and negative poles?

W: When will there be a bright moon?

Man: the experiment lasted all night?

Woman: I sank again, and I suddenly remembered home?

M: Studying X-rays?

W: What year is this year? ?

Man: She only has ten dollars in her pocket! ?

Woman: Are you a thief? ?

M: Nonsense, I said major?

W: Please don't interfere with my morning reading?

Man: Please don't interfere with my morning exercise?

W: I saw it this morning?

M: I practice in the morning?

W: Then I'll watch it at noon?

M: Then I'll practice at noon?

Woman: I read at dusk?

Man: I'm in love ... am I a little early?

Woman: You are the only one who still loves me. Even my grandmother despises you! ?

Man: Her old man didn't intend to argue with you at all?

Woman: I've never seen such a cheeky man. Do you know how to avoid him every day? ?

Man: I've never seen such infatuation, knowing that I have a thick skin, she still comes every day!

Woman: You ...

M: I know you, majoring in liberal arts in Agricultural Machinery Department. Everyone calls you xiaowenzi.

Woman: I know you, too. You are a science student majoring in mechanical engineering. Everyone affectionately calls you Xiao Lizi.

Man: This man still bears a grudge. Actually, I prefer the first name.

W: If you say so, we liberal arts students are knowledgeable.

M: Then we science students are more reasonable than you arts students.

W: We liberal arts students write like water, and we export articles.

M: They all speak in the same way.

Female: The language is not astonishing, and the book will not stop until it is read a hundred times.

M: Why do you have to read a book so many times?

Woman: Books once turned into fog.

Man: Yes, that … what does that mean?

Woman: Don't you get it?

M: I don't understand.

W: That is to say, if you read a book for the first time, there is probably something you don't understand.

M: Well, yes, it is inevitable.

W: Then you have to consult.

Man: Who are you asking?

W: Ask our liberal arts students.

Do you know that?/You know what?

Woman: Of course, you still have to ask: Hee hee, teacher, what is the word pronounced?

M: I don't think so.

W: What about the teacher? I am very modest to tell you.

M: Mm-hmm.

Woman: That's the word you asked.

M: Yes, yes, yes.

Woman: I told you to remember.

Man: Go ahead, teacher.

Woman: The word "person" is pronounced one by one.

Man: We don't know anyone? !

W: What do you science students know every day except from 1 to 10?

M: Don't look down on us science students like this.

W: If you are not convinced, I can test you again in front of everyone today.

M: Just do a test.

W: Well, what do you think is shining ahead?

Man: Which one?

Woman: Yes.

Man: Hey, I know.

Woman: What?

Male: 1500 watt big light bulb.

Woman: Oh?

M: The voltage is 220 volts and the current is 10 ampere.

Woman: Huh?

M: It glows and heats every hour 136.7 1 joule, and consumes electricity 10.6 1 kwh. You have to pay 5 yuan 09: 42 electricity bill.

Woman: Oh. Listen, friends, how stupid.

M: No, we did very well.

Woman: Just like a bookworm, if this is put on our liberal arts students, we won't say anything.

What can you say?

Woman: It was a bright light that woke me up from my dream.

M: Oh.

Woman: It is the morning star that guides me forward. It gives me hope, light and strength. Ah, it's the sun in my heart, OMG.

M: I can also speak English.

Woman: What did I say?

M: That's true, but no matter how good it is, the lights won't turn on if there is a power failure.

Woman: History has proved countless times that it is our liberal arts students who have worked hard to create a perceptual world with their own ideals and imagination.

Man: Then our science students took a ruler and compasses, divided them into sections, cut them into pieces, chopped them into mud, stuffed them into stuffing, wrapped them with onions and garlic, and turned them around in the pot ...

Woman: Stop ... I'm listening to you. Just like you are wrapping jiaozi.

M: Yes, I just want to break down the world into molecules and atoms like Bao jiaozi, and then recombine them to form something new. This is an invention!

Woman: That's more like it.

M: Society keeps advancing in one invention after another among our science students.

W: You can't say that either. We liberal arts students are all literate.

M: We science students all have ideals.

Woman: Look at the temperament of our liberal arts students. Are very gentle.

Man: Who says we science students are reasonable?

W: We liberal arts students are all willing to be a cloud in Mr. Xu Zhimo's Farewell to Cambridge. I left quietly, just as you came quietly.

M: It's better for us science students. We all have lofty aspirations and lofty ambitions. It has become a part of Shenzhou-8 spacecraft, even a small screw.

Woman: screws?

Man: Hey.

Woman: Don't be a screw with a head the size of little ass.

Man: ... don't worry, as long as I have a nut, I can put it in it.

W: If you say so, liberal arts students will depend on us. That's called a romantic and chic.

M: Science students look at our science students. That's brilliant.

Female: We liberal arts students look at you science students, that's called being fools.

M: When we science students look at your arts students, it's called ... acid.

Woman: The happiest thing for liberal arts students is to watch you science students think hard by candlelight the night before Valentine's Day: Oh, what should I write to my girlfriend?

M: But then we also wrote it.

Woman: Yes, my friends. Listen to what they wrote.

M: You can't go wrong.

Dear Darling

M: How sweet!

W: I think love plus love equals the love of two people.

M: That's right.

Woman: Love times love equals the square of love.

M: Of course.

Woman: Love means there is no love except love, so I will multiply my love by your love and divide it by your love for him, so as to keep my love for you.

Man: His?

Woman: Drive away his love.

Man: Wait a minute.

W: So?

Man: Why did he go out?

W: Ah ... yes, you have learned too many mathematical formulas, so you made a mistake.

Man: That's right ... that's not how you run. . The happiest thing for our science students is to see their liberal arts students wandering around the bank door with passbooks, even if they live or die, they can't earn interest.

Woman: Are we who you say we are?

M: Not only that, but also he played a joke the day before yesterday.

Woman: Me?

M: Go to the school gate to buy fruit. When I got there, I asked people, "Boss, how much is this orange?"

This? A piece of 5 1 Jin "as for her, she likes to take advantage of small things and bargain with others." Boss, one and a half yuan is too expensive? If you are cheaper, I will buy more. Let's have five yuan and three Jin. "The boss wanted to think, and soon weighed it.

W: Do I call it taking advantage?

Man: I went back to sleep happily all night.

W: Our favorite compliment to liberal arts students is that an article by your literati aroused the awakening of the whole nation.

M: What we science students are most proud of is that if you give me a fulcrum, I will pry up the whole science and engineering.

Woman: That's the whole earth?

Man: Yes, think about it. The earth has been pried open. What is an engineering school?

W: Then we liberal arts students praise you science students so much.

M: How to boast?

Woman: Hey, can you write your name? Too learned!

M: Then we science students praise you liberal arts students so much.

W: How do you boast?

Man: Hey, you are smart enough to figure out how old you are this year!

Female: We liberal arts students fall in love, and pay attention to Hongyan's passing on books and delivering words of love.

M: We science students don't have that much trouble. We are concerned with applied physics. The key is that you can discharge.

W: Many boys chase us liberal arts girls because we are as beautiful in appearance and connotation.

M: Many girls also chase us to have boys and girls, because our brains symbolize wisdom.

W: Many girls like to find liberal arts boys as boyfriends, because liberal arts boys are sweet-mouthed.

M: Later, these girls let us science boys catch up, because our legs are diligent.

W: What arts students can't figure out most about you science students is that your university time is too romantic from morning till night.

M: What science students can't figure out most about you arts students is that you don't feel bad about wasting time and youth from morning till night every day.

W: Actually, we didn't waste time. Our life is like an essay, scattered and gathered again.

Actually, we're not fooling around. Our life is as orderly as a gear grinder.

W: Let's just say that we liberal arts students should understand you science students very well.

M: Let's just say that we science students should learn from your liberal arts students!

Female: There is no distinction between arts and sciences since ancient times.

M: Well, if you say so, I'll write a love letter in the future ... You help me write it.

W: No problem. I can deliver it for you.

Man: What else? I can't do it all by myself.

W: Then ... I can help you with your paper.

Man: I can help you repair the appliance.

W: I want to conduct a social survey.

M: Then I'll help you with the statistics.

W: I want to publish an e-book.

M: Then I'll help you make a sorting program.

W: I will save money in the future, so that you can calculate the interest.

M: no problem. I can keep it for you.

Woman: Well, I have to fill in the password myself.

Man: Password? You have to ask me.

W: Why?

M: Science students study passwords every day. No one can crack the password I designed for you.

W: Great. You must tell me when you finish the design.

Man: I have to tell you.

Woman: No, I'll tell you anyway.

Man: Yo, I got it.

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Key points of sketch script writing

1, go deep into life, be close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. We should use an artistic eye to discover and explore the theme.

2, the theme should be small, not big, to "make big problems small", not "make a mountain out of a molehill". Don't cover everything, and engage in "Gao Daquan". Sketch is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing. Themes with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning are about TV dramas or novels, so don't confuse them.

3, there must be paragraphs and "baggage", the language should be vivid, humorous and funny, and don't speak with a straight face. The most valuable thing about sketches is that the language is vivid, interesting and witty. We should skillfully use various rhetorical devices to avoid telling a straightforward story. Sometimes a word "borrow" can make the audience laugh.