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Classic comedy lines "Old and Young Fun", Performed by Ma Ji, Liu Wei

Ma: First of all, I would like to pay my respects to all of you.

Ma: I am Ma Ji.

Liu: Mr. Ma, how old are you this year?

Ma: I'm sixty this year.

Liu: Sixty?

Ma: Hey.

Liu: Then you can not compare me.

Ma: How can you not compare to you?

Liu: I am much smaller than you.

Ma: What's wrong with being small?

Liu: Aigoo small good ah.

Ma: Really?

Liu: literally analyzed, with the word small is good ah.

Ma: ah, what text ah?

Liu: Small and delicate.

Ma: Ah, right, right, right.

Liu: Short and compact.

Ma: Small, eh.

Liu: Small family.

Ma: En.

Liu: snack department.

Ma: small?

Liu: Little radish.

Ma: En?

Liu: small steamed buns.

Ma: small.

Liu: small cabbage.

Ma: En.

Liu: small villa.

Ma: small villa.

Liu: small car.

Ma: En.

Liu: little brother little.

Ma: little brother small?

Liu: Ah.

Ma: big brother big.

Liu: Hey, although it is the big brother, but small it is sensitive ah.

Ma: ah, is this meaning.

Liu: call it up as well.

Ma: Call it?

Liu: Xiao Zhang, Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu, ......

Ma: Thief.

Liu: thief, like a word? This does not count this this.

Ma: not count? Calling with a small word is good, with the old word is not good?

Liu: old have?

Ma: There are also ah.

Liu: Tell me.

Ma: old Zhang, old Li, old Liu, ......

Liu: rats.

Liu: sing a song to bring the small more beautiful la.

Ma: singing ah.

Liu: ah.

Ma: With the old word is also beautiful.

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Ma: You do not believe you sing.

Liu: small, small children, pick up the schoolbag to the school ......

Ma: fifty-year-old driver smiling face ......

Liu: small town stories ... ...

Ma: Old Man's River......

Liu: A stream in March, pattering......

Ma: The old landlord... ...

Liu: Little teenager, from ......

Ma: Forgive me old man ......

Liu: Little Changbao... ...

Ma: the old man's team ......

Liu: the little bean soldier ......

Ma: the small has the strengths of the small, the old has the characteristics of the old.

Liu: Then why is the word that describes our young people so nice?

Ma: What's the word for young people?

Liu: It describes the vigor of our young people.

Ma: It describes the old man, who is still beautiful.

Liu: We are better than blue.

Ma: we veteran horse a top you two.

Liu: hehehe

Ma: hahaha

Liu: We are in our prime.

Ma: We are magnificent.

Liu: We are dry.

Ma: We are old.

Liu: We are responsive.

Ma: We are calm and sophisticated.

Liu: We are newborn.

Ma: We're not afraid of the tiger's ass.

Liu: What do you mean by "touch it casually"?

Ma: Older than you have the connotation.

Liu: I tell you,

Ma: ah

Liu: in our young people show a new word.

Ma: New word? It can't be separated from our old word either.

Liu: Not really.

Ma: You do not believe you say ah.

Liu: We have a new life.

Ma: Don't forget the old traditions of the past.

Liu: We are new youth in a new era.

Ma: You don't want to walk the old path in new shoes.

Liu: We set up all new ideas, new views and new styles.

Ma: This is the old generation bar you cultivated.

Liu: Thriving.

Ma: the old tree letter hair.

Liu: unity a new, new ears, everywhere cloth new, new, I'm a new, hey, you have?

Ma: No, we are suitable for honest people, speak honestly, do honest things, honestly, four old, heh heh heh.

Liu: Tell you a good news.

Ma: ah

Liu: I got married, it's called marrying a new daughter-in-law.

Ma: nothing great, you're not just looking for a wife.

Liu: We are newlyweds.

Ma: We are an old married couple.

Liu: We are heart to heart.

Ma: We will grow old together.

Liu: We're two children.

Ma: We're two old people who have nothing to say.

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Ma: Yes, your old habits can be committed again, ah ah ah ah .......

Liu: Who is it?

Ma: You are too old.

Liu: In our young people also embodied a less word.

Ma: The word less is also inseparable from the word old.

Liu: The word less symbolizes new life.

Ma: The word old implies maturity.

Liu: I am young and talented.

Ma: I am an old clam giving birth to a pearl.

Liu: I am young and ambitious.

Ma: I have a son in my old age.

Ma: Have you, huh?

Liu: I'm a young man with a young age.

Ma: the old to be wildly less stable, one old and one young.

Liu: line. I drank Anhui's Shaozi wine.

Ma: I specialize in drinking that Luzhou Laojiao.

Liu: Zhejiang has a Shaoxing County.

Ma: There is an old street in Guangxi.

Liu: Hunan has Shaoshan.

Ma: There is Laoshan in Yunnan.

Liu: There is a Shaolin Temple in Henan.

Ma: Shaolin Temple has three old monks.

Ma: all top come.

Liu: How many excellent talents have emerged from all walks of life at present.

Ma: That is the result of the older generation to pass on.

Liu: The gold medals in the games are all our young ones.

Ma: The coaches behind that are all past veterans.

Liu: how many chairman how many general managers are our young people.

Ma: even younger have to be called boss.

Liu: That's a good point.

Ma: illustrates a problem.

Liu: What problem?

Ma: You young will have to be old in the future.

Liu: The law of nature.

Ma: the old also beat the young time over.

Liu: Yes, yes, yes.

Ma: reform and opening up the open era.

Liu: ah?

Ma: We have to complement each other, the old have to love the small, the small respect the old, hand in hand.

Liu: Hey, listen to your words, better than reading ten years of books.

Ma: understand over.

Liu: Hey, to say so, ginger must be old and spicy.

Ma: Don't say that.

Liu: Oh, really really.

Ma: The sausage has to be tender.

Liu: You are our Chinese Wuliangye famous wine ah.

Ma: How?

Liu: rely on this old strength ah.

Ma: Then you are the Cangzhou jujube.

Liu: How do I say this?

Ma: the smaller the more sweet ah.

Liu: You are our Beijing Yue Sheng Zhai sauce mutton.

Ma: ah ah ah.

Liu: Missing you this old soup, it meat has no flavor.

Ma: Then you have that roast suckling pig from Guangzhou.

Liu: eh?

Ma: ah, ha.

Liu: How do you say roasted suckling pig?

Ma: small kind of roasted out to smell ah.

Liu: Aiya, or good old.

Ma: small good.

Liu: old good.

Ma: small is good.

Liu: I'm going to be the old one.

Ma: I'll be the little one, eh? We've switched over.

Liu: We young people have to honor your old man.

Ma: the old to love you young.

Liu: We young people should learn from you old people.

Ma: No, the old have to learn from you young people.

Liu: We have to honor you.

Ma: I love you ah.

Liu: I bow to you.

Ma: I will honor you.

Liu: I bow to you.

Ma: I kowtow to you.

Liu: Hey.

Ma: old face all out.

Liu: I'll take you as a friend from now on.

Ma: You are my old friend.

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Ma: Let's call it a little more friendly.

Liu: From now on, I will call you Ma Lao.

Ma: Hey, then I'll call you Xiao Liu.

Liu: I'm going to climb to the top.

Ma: I am willing to be a ladder, you step on my shoulders to climb it.

Liu: enough fun.

Ma: How is it?

Liu: I want to stride forward?

Ma: I'll be your paving stone.

Liu: I'm going to charge.

Ma: I'll be your backstop.

Liu: I'll study at night.

Ma: Then I'll be your lamp.

Liu: I eat during the day.

Ma: I'll be your chopsticks.

Liu: I practice singing.

Ma: I'll be your conductor.

Liu: I play table tennis.

Ma: I'll reissue.

Liu: I'll hunt.

Ma: I'm the boar. Hi.