Study the lines of cross talk and jokes

A person likes to listen to cross talk. B: Ah. Because crosstalk can make people laugh. B: That's right. A laughter is to make everyone happy, not the chemical effect after listening to cross talk. B is fun. A It's good for people. B what are the benefits? A can make people happy and healthy. B, is it that good to listen to cross talk? A hygienist said: people can laugh three times a day and live longer; Often depressed, easy to aging, will shorten your life. B I have heard of it. A medical scientist also has a saying. What did b say? A said: people, it is best to listen to cross talk more and see less doctors. b！ What are the benefits of listening to cross talk? When you are happy, you can clear the qi and reduce turbidity, and the two qi are equally divided. Food is in the large intestine, water is in the bladder meridian, digestion and water are beneficial, and there is no disaster or difficulty. B is there such a big benefit? A: All these show that music is good for people. As the saying goes. What is this? A "smile, come less." Hmm? A means: people are younger when they are happy; You can grow old when you are upset. If I worry too much, my hair will turn white. Why else would that young man's hair turn white? What happened? That's a bald head. A: I don't often listen to cross talk. b！ A said, "smile, one less; One is sad and the other is white. " B that's not true. I remember a sentence: "Smile, you are ten years old." Huh? A smiling person can be ten years younger. Oh, do you go regularly? I have a current account there. B Why, where is the deposit? A: Do you think having fun can make you ten years younger? b！ A: For example, a 30-year-old man will listen to cross talk and have fun. There are only 20 left. One more joy, ten years old. No matter what you say, he will not be happy. B what? One more happiness, no more! B is gone! It's big. Can you go alone? One can't live without age. He is a newborn. He came by bike and was taken away by the nurse when he left. For your information, no theater can perform cross talk. After the performance, the theater will be changed into a nursery. b！ Music is good for people's health. It can cure diseases. B: It can also cure diseases. A: Not all of them are internal medicine and surgery. B: What do you depend on? A: There are many treatments. B: What do you recommend? A: Take physical therapy as an example. B: Tell me about A: There are hydrotherapy, electrotherapy, tissue therapy, sleep therapy, qigong therapy and so on. Crosstalk therapy can be developed in the future. B: Crosstalk is also a kind of therapy? A: There will be a cross talk department in the internal medicine, surgery, obstetrics and gynecology and pediatrics of the hospital in the future. B: Crosstalk is also a part. A: The number is small. Just send two crosstalk performers. That's no good, no good. You said that each hospital should send two crosstalk performers. We have too few crosstalk performers to be assigned to A: It doesn't matter. Organize doctors and nurses in the future. B: Why? A: Learn crosstalk! B: Let other people's doctors learn crosstalk A: Crosstalk actors also study medicine, so they are combined into one. B: Then how do they combine? Crosstalk actors are medical students, and they can't do it without a foundation. A: Who can't? I can't. Yes, I can. Who can? A: Me B: You know medicine? A: Dr. Hou. B: After talking for a long time, I didn't notice that this was Dr. Hou. Dr. Hou, ask the people in our village. Everyone knows you. Are you a physician or a surgeon? A: The operation is good. B: The operation is not easy. Surgeons attach importance to surgery. A: Open the knife and pull it, then we can do it! You said that if you had boils and sores. You, don't find another doctor, just find me. B: Looking for you? A: I'll do it as long as you come out! B: I dare not do it! Well, I have to risk my life to come to you for treatment. What is so dangerous? B: You said to let me off. You have to go out. It hurts. B: It hurts. Having said that, your medical skill is not very good. People's doctors operate on patients, paying attention to making them not painful. Involuntary answer: Don't be afraid, I'm sure. I usually use more needles. It's so long, so thick, and it contains 500 watts of medicine. B: Wait a minute, it's so long and so thick. How many watts of medicine do you have in it? B: 500 watts to hit people? Can you stand it? What are you talking about? Then you misunderstood. B: Who are you? A: I'm a veterinarian. I'm not.