Are there any English jokes in Chinese 1 min?

One day, Mr. Reed found a little boy in his apple tree. He became very

Yelled angrily, "hey, get down at once, or I'll talk to your father!" "

But the boy didn't stop eating apples. He looked up at the branches above and said. "Dad, get down. There's a guy under the tree who wants to talk to you! "

Like father, like son.

One day, Mr. Red saw a little boy in his apple tree. He was very angry and shouted to the boy, "Hey! Come down at once, or I'll tell your father to go! "

However, the boy kept eating apples, looked up at his father on the branch above and said, "Dad, come down quickly, there is a guy under the tree who wants to talk to you!" " "

1. A monkey caught the moon.

One day, a little monkey was playing by the well.

One day, a little monkey was playing by the well.

He looked into the well and shouted:

It looked into the well and shouted:

"oh! Oh, my God! The moon fell into the well! "

"oh! Oh, my God! The moon fell into the well! "

An old monkey came running, looked at it and said:

A big monkey came to see it and said:

"My goodness! The moon is really in the water! "

"Oh, no! The moon fell into the well! "

One of the oldest monkeys came over.

The old monkey also came running.

He was also surprised and shouted:

He was also very surprised and shouted:

"The moon is in the well."

"No, the moon fell into the well!"

A group of monkeys ran to the well.

A group of monkeys ran to the well,

They looked at the moon in the well and shouted:

They saw the moon in the well and shouted:

"The moon really fell into the well! Come on! Let's get it out! "

"The moon fell into the well! Come on! Let's get it out! "

Then, the oldest monkey hung upside down on the tree with his feet on the branches.

Then, the old monkey hung upside down on the tree.

He pulled down a monkey's foot with his hand.

Grab the big monkey's foot.

All the other monkeys followed him,

The other monkeys followed one after another,

One by one, they went to the moon well.

They are connected to the well one by one.

Just before they reached the moon, the oldest monkey looked up and happened to see the moon in the sky.

Just as they touched the moon, the old monkey looked up and found the moon hanging in the sky.

He shouted excitedly, "Don't be silly! The moon is still in the sky! "

It shouted excitedly, "Don't be silly! The moon is still hanging in the sky! "

2. Goose laying golden eggs

One morning, a countryman went to his goose nest and saw a shiny yellow egg there.

He took the eggs home. To his delight, he found that it was a pure gold egg.

The same thing happened every morning, and he soon became rich by selling eggs.

Country people are becoming more and more greedy. He wanted to get all the gold at once, so he killed the goose. When he looked inside, he found nothing in its body.

One morning, a farmer found a golden egg in his goose nest.

He took the egg home and was surprised to find that it was a golden egg.

From then on, the farmer can get a golden egg every day. From then on, he became rich by selling his golden eggs.

Farmers are becoming more and more greedy. He wants to get all the golden eggs in the goose's stomach at once. So he killed the goose, but there was nothing in its stomach.

Moral: If we don't know how to be contented and insatiable, we will lose what we already have.

3. The lion and the fox

The lion once said that he was dying.

So he invited all the animals to listen to his last wish.

The goat came to the lion's cave. He stood there listening for a long time.

Then a sheep went in. Before she came out, a rabbit came in to listen to the last wish of the king of beasts.

But soon the lion seemed to recover and went to his hole.

He saw a fox waiting outside. "Why don't you come in?" The lion asked the fox.

"I beg your pardon," said the fox. "I saw many animals enter your cave, but none came out.

I'd rather wait outside before they come out again. "

An old lion claimed that he was dying of illness. He told all animals to listen to his last words.

A goat went into the lion's cave and stayed there, and then a sheep went in. Before, a rabbit went in to listen to the last words of the king of beasts.

But soon, the lion seemed to be good enough to walk to the mouth of the cave. He saw the fox standing at the mouth of the cave and asked, "Why don't you come in?"

"Dear Your Highness," replied the fox, "if I hadn't found only footprints, I might have entered the cave."