Li Wenshan crosstalk "selling cloth" lines (2)

Ho: I came out again the next day.

Li: Let me tell you, why wait all night?

Mr. Hu: Old people can't stand staying overnight. This is a steamed stuffed bun seller.

Li: What else do you sell?

Ho: People who used to sell candied haws also paid attention to shouting.

Li: In Beijing, the voices of the east, west, south and north cities are different.

Mr. Hu: That's right.

Li: Let me ask you something. How do you shout in this northern city?

Ho: North City, his cavity is very long and penetrating, because the houses in North City are deep.

Li: There are many rich people.

Ho: Deep House Courtyard, this sound is very pleasant.

Li: What does it sound like?

Mr. Hu: Is this the only taste? Honey, come on, sugar gourd, come on.

Li: This is a northern city.

Mr. Hu: It will be easier to go to Cheng Nan. There are many poor people, and the door is shallow, so you can hear everything.

Li: How do you shout?

He:? The candied haws have just been dipped! The candied haws have just been dipped! ?

Li: That would be much easier.

Mr. Hu: Very interesting. This is Beijing. It's not called Sugar-Coated Berry when we get to Tianjin.

Li: What's your name?

Mr. Hu: Its name is Downton.

Li: Oh, sugar mound.

Mr. Hu: When you sip it, it is a candy pile with a big red fruit, and a red fruit is mountain red. Take a sip, it has a strong Tianjin flavor, which is very interesting.

Li: Come here,

He:? Candy pile of big red fruit! ? Sugar mound! Sugar mound! ?

Li: Can you fill your front teeth?

Mr. Hu: That's what we mean.

Li: It's windy.

He: Tianjin Yancheng (? It tastes better, just one word:? Stallion! Escape? ,? Escape? .

Li: Does anyone dare to buy it?

He: There is a sugar-coated gourd seller in Hongqiao District, Tianjin. His shouts are different.

Li: What are his characteristics?

Mr. Hu: That's what he shouted. Alas, there is no nucleus. ? It just has no nucleus. ? It just doesn't have a core. Well, it is said that his candied haws have characteristics. If you take this core out and fill it with stuffing, it just has no core. He has become a brand. There are many candied haws in this street. If he can't sell it, no other store will open.

Li: Thanks to his sales here,

Ho: The master next door also learned from him. Alas, there is no nucleus. ? Didn't sell a penny,

Li: What's wrong?

He: He sells walnuts.

Li: Walnuts have no stones. What else can they sell?

Mr. Hu: There are only walnut skins left, almost. If it sounds the best,

Li: What's this for?

Mr. Hu: The cloth head seller said it was cloth head. It's all a whole piece of cloth. They were torn off and sold as cloth ends.

Li: Why do you sell it like this?

Ho: Aunt in the neighborhood, cheap. Buy it, and you'll be fooled when it's over. Made of cloth, ten feet three four, ten feet five six. If you want to make a trousers coat, it is enough to make a coat. In fact, it is the same. Take the size. Buy if you don't believe me. Don't go into the water after you finish, just take a white cloth, which is ten feet three.

Li: Take two inches,

Hu: This is a mask.

Li: Huh? You exaggerate,

Ho: Anyway, I smoke, but it's particularly flashy and endless, with hundreds of sentences. Today is the tenth anniversary. I'll sell my strength, too, and learn a cloth head seller for you. How's it going?

Li: Well,

Mr Hu: Yes, you can, but you must help me. Li: Oh, I won't shout.

Hu: I won't let you shout, but you can have a little assistant to help me. I believe you when I make a price concession.

Li: Which two sentences?

He:? Manned, don't put it, look at Ben, if you put it again, it will be gone! ?

Li: Just open your mouth. I'm a quick learner. Manned, don't put it, look at Ben, if you put it again, it will be gone! ? How's it going?

Mr. Hu: That's right, but it doesn't feel right. You have to act like it's real. Make concessions and you will soon lose them. Manned, don't put it, look at Ben, if you put it again, it will be gone! ? True story, your own career,

Li: What does it take to make such a big effort? I will come again. Manned, don't put it, look at Ben, if you put it again, it will be gone! ?

Mr. Hu: OK, better than just now, or the same, this? Ben. Almost. This? Ben. Ah, this is a silent voice,

Li: It's hard to get out. I will go up if I try harder.

Mr. Hu: Raise your voice,

Li: OK? Manned,?

Hu: Hey,

Li:? Don't give up, okay?

Mr. Hu: Not bad!

Li:? Look at Ben.

Mr. Hu: It's interesting.

Li:? If you let go again, you will lose! ? How's it going?

Mr. Hu: Stop it. It's fine. Much better than before. Here it is. Ben. This? Ben. If you work harder, you will rise,

Li: This? Ben. Almost. Can you go up?

Hu: I can go up.

Li: (gnashing her teeth)? Manned, don't put it, look at Ben, if you put it again, it will be gone! ?

Mr. Hu: Ha ha ha, that was close. I went up with a little effort. Come on.

Li:? Boss, don't let it get away, see? I've had enough. Shoot me,

H: That's it? Don't forget, we'll start here. Drink a piece of white cloth first. Pay attention.

Li: Come on!

Mr. Hu: Don't forget,

Li: I can't forget it.

He:? Hey? ,

Li:? Manned, don't put it, look at Ben, if you put it again, it will be gone! ? How's it going?

Mr. Hu: Did you come out without taking medicine? Go home for an injection! I didn't yell at this sentence. What have I lost?

Li: It's too early for me to say this?

Mr. Hu: You ran away,

Li: When did you say that?

Ho: At the critical moment, when I let the price go, you took my arm at this moment. Manned, don't put it, look at Ben, if you put it again, it will be gone! ? (Spray Li's face) Here, a little.

Oh, what else, a slap and a poke, I say? Manned, don't put it, look at Ben, if you put it again, it will be gone! ? (How to turn around in time)

Li: Can you hide?

Mr. Hu: That's what I mean.

Li: Come on,

Mr. Hu: Hey, shout to sell. Ouch, sell. Don't take that. Back to this topic. These piles are very different. What color was it just now? What color is this cloth of yours? Why is it so white? Why is it so white? Why is it so white? Why is it so white? Why are you so white?

Li: I don't know!

Hu: Because it's white.

Li: Nonsense!

Mr. Hu: Why is it so white? Why is it so white? It angered the first snow, but did not make the second frost. Pissed off the number one foreign noodle, didn't you? This annoyed Zhao Zilong and didn't let Ronaldinho go. Who has seen Xue Bai Run and his Asian Games pony? I don't mention this white, only this cloth. Buying home means sewing sheets, making quilts, cutting door curtains, smashing pants and smashing coats. No bedding, washing, pulling or kicking.

Li: What's wrong with this man sleeping?

Mr. Hu: There are bedbugs under the quilt.

Li: Then twist it to death.

H: Screw it to death. (turns to Li)

Li: Hey, where did you twist it?

Hu: It won't be built in ten or eight years. Say how wide your face is and how thick your clothes are. This awl won't move, and this steel needle won't penetrate. You can't fold it with scissors so quickly.

Li: Is this cloth?

H: iron sheet.

Li: Tin? How to cut this?

Hu: This is the spear of the straw cutter, which can be welded by electric welding and riveted by rivets.

Li: coat!

H: boiler.

Li: Anyone who walks around in the boiler!

Ho: Nobody wanted it after shouting for a long time, so I put this aside and picked up a green one.

Li: It's black.

Mr. Hu: Why is it so dark? There are generations of ancient names. At this time, I will use your words. ? Boss, don't let go, look at Ben, let go again? (Li covers his face with a cloth) That's what it means.

Li: Well, that's what I mean.

Hu: Hey, don't take that. If we take this picture again, the pile will be very different. It was white just now. This one is black. Why is it so dark? Why is it so dark? Why is it so dark? Why is it so dark?

Li: Because it is black!

Mr. Hu: Will you, too?

Li: Yes, I've only been here once.

Mr. Hu: Why is it so dark? Why is it so dark? It's really smoked soap. The bituminous coal is mixed with coal ash. The dung beetles and the drill kang are not so dark, crisp and black.

Li: Yes,

Mr. Hu: Why is it so dark? This made Zhang Fei very angry and refused to let Li Kui jy black. In the Tang Dynasty, there was a black Jingdezhen. He delivered carbon in Dongshan and dug coal in Xishan, and sold coal in these two days. It pushed coal for two days, carried coal for two days, and worked as the second shopkeeper of coal shop for two days. At midnight, he has nothing to do. He grabbed a hammer and kept banging on hard coal, saying that if you don't know, you will meet a beautiful girl. You got on the tram. You took an electric ticket, and the tram was nearby. This isn't peeing, is it? You went to Beijing, you went to Eight Alleys, and you went to Ruifu. When you come to Badaxiang, you stand in front of the counter. You order famous products, but you choose different products. Without 18 cents, you can't buy products so wide, so thick, so thin, so dense and so thin. Why is it so expensive? This is a big expense. Take it upstairs and downstairs, lights and telephones, and eat it artificially. As the saying goes, flour turns in the basket and wool falls on the sheep. Don't forget that this store bullied customers. Come to my booth, it's all the same commodity, the same price and the same market. Who will buy this small frontispiece shop with a small mouth, a small font, a small quadrangle and a small rag head on the side of the avenue? Speaking of this cloth, it is wide and long. To make a gown, you have to be tall, big and fat. Why, one big and four big, big head, big feet and big ass? (pointing to Li's head)

Li: Where are the strokes?

Mr. Hu: Big ass, you have to have two thick legs. Fat is enough. You mustn't think of us as the pile of things that Levin Stoll sells. When you arrived at Levin's stall, you bought 10,000 kinds of goods. You want to get into the water, put it on your body, and then the wind blows. What cars, carriages, planes, mortars and machine guns can't catch up with it? What happened? It was blown away by the wind. Say this cloth head, how much is it a foot,

Li: How much is it?

Mr. Hu: You stand firm. I want to charge by size. This size is five feet, two feet, three feet, five feet and four feet.

This is 20 feet and 0 1 foot. Even if you hit 20 feet with this big scale, you can buy one foot 18 cents, 10 foot 18 cents, and 28 16 is only three dollars and six cents.

Li: Three dollars and six cents.

Mr. Hu: Come to my booth for three dollars and six cents. It doesn't matter if you don't want it What is Ben? I'm also called making money. We are losing money and making money. I'll give you two dollars and eight cents.

Li: Manned,

Mr. Hu: Add another 20 cents, and you can give it to 2.6 yuan.

Li: Stop it,

Hu: I'll give you a dime. I'll give you a dime. Wow, you gave me two dollars and two cents.

Li: Look at Ben,

Hu: I'll give you five cents, I want five cents and I want five cents. Wow, you gave me two dollars for the bus fare, and you gave me two dollars for good tea. Not two dollars. The gentleman said, the cloth head seller, wrap it up for me, even if I want it, I will buy it then. What's going on here? This little apprentice knitted a coarse cloth, a blue cloth and a big white cloth without the salary of a hatchet man! He will learn very well. What about Wasig and this dress? His old lady's name is cat, flower, flower, flower and pancake! This cloth costs two yuan, so I'm cruel. I have suffered, haven't I? I lost my money, but I have to take some out. You give me a piece of nine, this one gives me another piece of eight, a piece of seven gives me a piece of six and a piece of five. If you don't give me a dollar and a quarter, give me a dollar and a quarter for this cloth, I'll put in two cents, and you give me a dollar.

Li: This cloth?

Mr. Hu: I took it for nothing.

Li: What is it?