What are the funny sketch scripts about Liu Sanjie, and it is best to have them?

Funny sketch script; The new version of Liu Sanjie

Character: Sanjie Liu

Mo huairen

Xiucaijia

Scholar b

Zhou Mei

Female companion a

Female companion b

Female companion c

Scene: Guilin landscape painting as the background.

Jiang Lichuan Shang

One side of the stage. Sister Liu, let's go.

Music, "folk songs are like spring water".

Sanjie Liu: (singing)

Sing folk songs here, here, there and there.

Folk songs are like springs.

Not afraid of the beach, more bends, more bends.

Sing folk songs here, here, there and there.

Folk songs are like springs.

Not afraid of the beach, more bends, more bends.

Sing folk songs here, here, there and there.

Folk songs are like springs.

Not afraid of the beach, more bends, more bends.

Not afraid of the beach, more bends, more bends.

Stop the music.

Sanjie Liu: Travel companies are not easy to do. The off-season is more than the peak season. In order to compete for tourists and seize the market, we must constantly innovate and promote sales. Sisters, come on up, let's make a sound to attract guests.

The other side of the stage. Mo Huairen appeared.

Mo Huairen: There are many benefits of reform and opening up. Eat well and drink a lot. I opened a travel agency, and the economic benefits are not bad. What's more worth mentioning is that Sanjie Liu runs a travel company and is a famous local strongman. It is true that colleagues are enemies. In order to compete for tourists, our two families are fighting in the dark. I'm scared when I think about it. At first, I wanted to talk to her. It's not that Pan Changjiang is taller than Yao Ming, it's not that Zhao Benshan and Liu Xiang are racing, and it's not that bin Laden asked Obama for an antidote. This is completely stupid. Hey, Sister Liu seems to be singing. Hey, hey, I'll sing one too. This is called echoing from afar.

The music begins. In the spring.

Mo Huairen: (singing)

Remember the spring many years ago?

I hadn't cut my long hair at that time.

No credit card, no her.

There is no 24-hour hot water at home.

But I was happy at first.

Although there is only a broken acoustic guitar

In the street, under the bridge, in the field.

Singing songs that nobody cares about.

If one day I don't have a country for the elderly.

Please leave me at that time.

If one day I leave quietly

Please bury me in this spring.

Remember those lonely spring days?

I didn't have a beard then

No Valentine's Day, no gifts.

Without my lovely little princess

But I don't think everything is so bad.

Although I only have illusions about love.

Morning, night, in the wind.

Singing songs that nobody cares about.

Maybe one day I will go to No Country for Old Men.

Please leave me at that time.

If one day I leave quietly

Please bury me in this spring, spring.

Stop the music.

Sanjie Liu: Who is singing?

Zhou Mei: When I heard this smoking sound, it was Mo Huairen. This old guy is said to have turned over a new leaf, and he has stopped eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. In order to rob tourists, he tried his best. As long as www.pangdan.com/juben/ sees a tour group, he will follow suit. Thick-skinned people can't wash it. When he saw our customer, his eyes were red. No, I have to push him down.

The music begins. Christmas tree.

Zhou Mei: (singing)

ra pa pam pam

ra pa pam pam

ra pa pam pam

ra pa pam pam

Light me up and let me be on it.

Light me up and let me be on it.

The only place you want to go is under my Christmas tree.

The only place you want to go is under my Christmas tree.

Light me up and let me be on it.

Light me up and let me be on it.

Ho ho under the mist (ra pa pam pam

Yes, everyone knows that.

We will take off our clothes (ra pa pam pam).

Yes, if you want us to, we will.

You, oh, oh, Christmas

My Christmas tree is delicious.

You, oh, oh, Christmas

My Christmas tree is delicious.

Light you up and let you be on it.

Light you up and let you be on it.

Ho ho under the mist (ra pa pam pam

Yes, everyone knows that.

We will take off our clothes (ra pa pam pam).

Yes, if you want us to, we will.

You, oh, oh, Christmas

My Christmas tree is delicious.

You, oh, oh, Christmas

My Christmas tree is delicious.

Stop the music.

Zhou Mei: Look, Third Sister, there seems to be a tour group coming over there.

Sanjie Liu: Come on, let's go up and have a look.

Mo Huairen: Mm-hmm, play foreign songs with me. Isn't that obvious bullying? If you want to speak Mandarin, that's the person you love, that's bird language, alas, no! Then who, scholar A, come out quickly.

Scholar a took the stage.

Scholar A: Manager Mo, did you call me?

Mo Huairen: Did you hear that? The other person sings bird songs. You are good at this. You come.

Scholar A: I'm good at talking about birds. I am a bird man. I studied at Oxford University for four years. I studied at Cambridge University for another four years. Nothing else, just bird language. Now my mouth still smells of Nestle (bird droppings). Look at me.

The music begins. Christmas is everywhere.

Scholar A: (Singing)

I felt it in my fingers,

I feel it in my toe,

Christmas surrounds me,

This feeling is getting stronger and stronger.

It's written in the wind,

Wherever I go,

So if you really like Christmas,

Come on, let it snow.

You know I like Christmas.

I will always love you.

I have made up my mind.

my feelings/how I feel

Not started

There will be no end.

Because at Christmas,

You can rely on it

You gave me a present.

I gave you mine.

I need Santa Claus by my side

No matter what I do.

You know I like Christmas.

I will always love you.

I have made up my mind.

my feelings/how I feel

Not started

There will be no end.

Because at Christmas,

You can rely on it

Stop the music.

Mo Huairen: I sang very well, but I didn't understand a word. I said you didn't learn in vain for eight years, and your bird language is good!

Scholar A: Look, Manager Mo, another tour group has come to see Third Sister Liu.

Mo Huairen: Go and meet him quickly. Cann't eat the fat on your lips, just like South Korea was shot by North Korea, which is both humiliating and ridiculous.