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What's the most humiliating thing you've ever experienced?

In the first place, I do not want to say this ugly thing, one to you do not believe, because it sounds like a poorly written novel; secondly, it is really embarrassed, and still recall still embarrassing.

In 1976, at the age of sixteen, I went to the neighboring counties with the village tiling team to solicit work, and every year during the summer and winter vacations, like us, most of the young people in high school students will not be idle, either in the ground labor, or with the payment of the team to go out to earn some money.

That year, our project was to repair the good of a brigade granary, granary is very large, it is said that in the past is the village's ancestral hall of the Liu family name, because of age and dilapidation, has appeared to be very dilapidated. In the morning, the foreman, that is, our pay industry captain instructed me to go to an old township home to borrow a bucket, this old township has been very familiar with, I went straight to his kitchen to get a bucket, see the pot is steaming sweet potatoes, I can not help but out of the mouth, for the people of the countryside without sweet potatoes, sweet potato flavor is really tempting! I just picked up two and stuffed them into my pocket, but unexpectedly someone outside the window noticed!

"Acres, that is fed to the pigs, did not wash, inside the pot is more, clean, you can take it!

The speaker was a little girl of similar age to me, and I was so ugly I nailed it!

This thing I did not say anyone, even the little girl hard to plug me two big sweet potatoes are also in the back of the outhouse to hide to finish eating!

A few years later, someone gave me a matchmaker, the wrong way, the woman is the girl who blamed me for stealing pig food!

Until today, my wife still makes fun of me from time to time!

I was married in the 1970s in the countryside, the most shy Roppongi experienced is the night of the wedding. I was a traditional, conservative, and somewhat feudalistic girl who was strictly educated by her parents.

I went to the groom's house with the groom and the bridegroom's team, held a wedding ceremony, worshipped heaven and earth, ancestors, the high hall, the groom led into the cave.

In the cave table burning two large red dragon and phoenix wax candles, the cave brightly lit. The groom and I drank a cup of wine, a few boys in the new bed grabbed the aunts scattered peanuts, jujubes, cookies, candies, etc., and made a lot of noise, people from the bridal chamber one after another out, leaving me and the bridegroom's siblings.

It was dark for a long time, and my aunt and my mother-in-law took my sisters out to make arrangements elsewhere.

The first time I was in a cave, I was sitting alone on a chair in front of the table, and the cave was so quiet that I could hear my heart beating.

Outside the hall room of the wall clock struck eleven soon after the groom my husband pushed the door in. My face burned, my heart skipped a beat, and I hooked my head to my chest, not daring to look at him. Even though my aunt had said something to me last night that made me blush with shame, I was still flustered, nervous, and so shy that my body was trembling slightly and my mind was blank. How can you not be shy? It was the first time I had to sleep with a big man since I learned about the Ropeway. He was my favorite man, the man I had registered my marriage with, and now we were married. But for the first time, I let him undress, let him caress me, and carry me to bed ....... I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it in a few hours.

But the cave did not seam, the bride can not hide. Only shy to listen to the groom's toss, like a lamb to be slaughtered, at a loss, eyes closed, body trembling stiff hair straight.

My wedding night, is in shyness, panic, nervousness, fear in the past, very bad, no celebration, more no joy, no pain, is my experience the most shy a night.

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Let me share one, this is not a shy thing, it should be counted as an embarrassing thing. One night at 10 o'clock, I have been in the office of the Internet, suddenly urinate, go to the bathroom to go to the toilet, the results of my door opened, found that there are people inside the bath, into the eyes of that a touch of stimulation of the black and accompanied by a scream, the original is a female colleague in the inside of the bath, and did not unlock the door, and then meet again the whole thing is very embarrassed.

There is a thing now now think about are ashamed!

Primary school two or three years old, about eight or nine years old! I like to watch videos, movies and so on. In general, only the town movie theater to play this thing, the ticket price at that time seems to be 50 cents it! My family didn't give me any pocket money, so it was a luxury to watch a movie or video! But at that time, we had a local custom: when there was a red and white wedding in someone's house, they would show a video, basically all night long. The first time I saw this was when I was a student at the University of California, Berkeley, and the second time I saw it was when I was a student at the University of California, Berkeley.

At that time, the children could not wait to see what was happening in the neighborhood every day, so that they could enjoy the video. The first thing I did was to get a good look at the video, and I was able to get a good look at the video, and I was able to get a good look at the video! I asked him where he was going. He replied that he was going to the school with his mom (who was also a teacher) to eat Mr. Peng's (who taught other classes) wedding banquet. When I heard there was a marriage, wouldn't that be a good time to go watch the video? So I said to Tan I want to go to see the video, but my parents certainly do not allow me to go, later when I lie you have to help me together ......, so I said to my parents, "Oops! Suffered today is our school's Mr. Peng married, she gave me last week, told me to go to eat wedding wine, I still put this thing forget!" At first, my parents didn't believe me and said a lot of skeptical things, but they were all fooled by me and Tan! Just as I turned around and was about to leave, I was stopped by my father! Father said, "Do you have any money on you?" "I don't have any money." "Why are you running so fast without money? You're going to eat wine without money?" Said my father from his pocket to me five dollars, when the side of the mother said five is usually sent to ordinary friends, people are a teacher, and only three students (I lied to my parents that only invited me and the other two students), that the teacher is still more like the two children's (at home ranked second), you will take more than five to give ten dollars to the two children's it! So my father gave me ten dollars. Before leaving the father do not know is not assured or think I'm lying or other reasons, then said: or I go with you! When I heard that, this is not possible! That is not my video can not watch? ...... So, I was on my father again a burst of prevarication to fool around, but fortunately successfully passed!

Came to the school wedding scene, I also heard the Monkey King's voice in the playground, followed the sound to find, is on the first floor of the first-grade classroom, so find a place to sit down and look at the flavor ...... also do not know how long to watch, Tan her mother called him to dinner, her mother said: xx, you first watch the video, Tan x a little bit to eat to come! I'm not sure how long I'll be able to do this. A listen to dinner, I don't know how to drop, I actually lied to my parents words also to the small Tan her mom also said truthfully, at this time the small Tan also agreed to say: "right, Mr. Peng just invited xx and the other two students"! This is how I even ghostly follow the seats together to eat.

While eating, I suddenly saw Ms. Peng and her husband on the side table and greeted each guest in a toast. At this time I just remembered something: Yes, this occasion to toast! I lied to watch the video, how did I become a dinner guest? When it came to our table, Ms. Peng and her husband one by one toast shouted everyone eat slowly drink slowly, husband and wife are able to guests called on the name, only did not call me! ...... At this time I am really ashamed, just hate the ground seamless, the heart of mixed feelings, and came to eat, and did not write on the father to give the share of money, because the pressure is not to drink the wedding wine! Why am I so shameless to eat mixed food? What will Mr. Peng think of me? What will my classmates think of me if word gets out? If I go back to my parents and ask about today, how can I explain? ...... Now I am writing here with the same mood as at that time! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and you'll be able to do it all in one place! ......

This is what I did in my life is considered shameless, embarrassing, nasty thing! I'm still ashamed to think about it!

The most humiliating thing was when I was in middle school.

There was a classmate whose family opened a store to do business, and the adults were always going to have a good time, and some of our young children were also having a good time, and this classmate invited some of his friends who usually play better to play at his house. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night.

At that time, there were not so many TV stations, and there was no network, and the highest level of entertainment was still the years of the VCR. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and you'll be able to get them on your own. The family store students said that there is a video asked us to see, that time there are really a lot of classic films, our impression of the video is not martial arts is a gunfight, of course, are both hands agree, so, so ......

The students put the video tape in the TV screen appeared a few foreigners, but also because it is a foreign gunfight film, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular movies in the world, and you'll be able to get your hands on some of the most popular ones. I go, foreigners are direct ah, straight to the point. The first time I saw such a picture, junior high school sophomore, we are all fourteen or fifteen years old, which can stand this ah. Several students are also the first time to see, all confused, you look at me and I look at you, okay, do not pretend, all want to see it, have a physiological reaction is also really called a difficult. The more these kids watch, the more addictive, tried another few videotapes, probably about 20 disks, of which five or six are this kind, pick out this kind of film, one by one to see, this look on the can't stop. In the middle of the night, I was hungry, especially hungry ah, the family store that classmates and find a lot of eggs, the eggs on the boil, but these children do not have the heart to eat ah, the eyes never leave the screen for a moment. There were seven or eight of us, but in the end, only I and the one who owns the store at home ate eggs to satisfy our hunger. The other students said we watch this kind of movie can still eat into something very disgusting, haha ......

Young really good ah.

Then, then, because there are many people, classmates' mothers are afraid that we are not big enough to sleep well, come over in the middle of the night to see if we slept, she knocked on the door and shouted her son's name, and we were loaded with springs like a spring to jump up, and immediately rushed to find a place to lie down, he stepped on the feet, he touched his head, and hurriedly lie down, and lie down and found that the TV was not closed ah, the screen is still so wonderful ah, close to the classmates again! Hurry up and turn off the TV, wait for everyone to lie down well, before letting her mom come in. We still pretend to be asleep, but a thought I know ah, her mother must know that we did not sleep, but saw that everyone has a place to sleep on the go. It was a shame. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on the way to the next level, but I'm sure you'll be able to get a good deal on the way to the next level.

The most shy thing should be I do high speed rail experience it, that day should be the night time, high speed rail passengers are almost down, and then in our section of the car inside not many people, I sat alone on the seat to take a carton of milk to drink, and then accidentally, the milk was milked out, fell in their pants, that position is just next to the thighs is very embarrassing a position.

As a result, when I used my hand to wipe the time, just a toilet girl from the side of the road, she happened to see this scene, that time my hand is placed in that indescribable part, the girl's eyes wide open, and then a look of disdain to the expression, then it is really embarrassed to death.

Remember when I was in college, once in the cafeteria, when I found my roommate in front of me when I was playing, I made a strong shot above his ass, the result that the buddy turned around, recognized the wrong person, from the back of the clothes, walking look, height is exactly the same, the key to the buddy a hand with the soup, a hand with a rice bowl, a face of consternation looked at me.

One afternoon soon after the end of the junior preselection, I and a few students in the village suddenly scrambled to the toilet, running in the forefront of me, while running while pulling open the crotch zipper, in the left hand to lift the roadside toilet cover cloth, the right hand at the same time pulled out their own urinary paraphernalia, can be squatted in the toilet is convenient for the girl, the two of us at the same time screamed out ... ...

The year that DDT and Youbu mixed, we as consumers still took advantage of a lot. I remember at that time, Youbu often sent out some coupons. One morning, I found that Youbu gave me a coupon of 15 yuan, I calculated that I basically don't need to spend money to take a taxi to the unit. The system showed that it was an Audi A4, and I was lucky to get a luxury car today!

I went to the door of the neighborhood early to wait, the system shows that the vehicle is still a minute away from me. But I have been waiting for two or three minutes have not seen the A4. At this time, I found a car labeled a bit like BYD car parked at the door. Hey, BYD when and new car logo, the B separate out to do car logo, change is quite big well. Look at the appearance of the vehicle, but also cool, it seems that the domestic car has made great progress ah! When I was secretly thinking, the car's window rolled down, a man in his early twenties poked his head out and asked me, "Are you a user of tail number 5689?" I replied, "Yes!" He beckoned me to hurry up and get in the car.

I didn't realize the door on this thing was so heavy, I started to give it a gentle tug and it didn't open yet. The owner of the car signaled me to use some force before pulling it open. I was a little sullen in my heart, took out an apple from my bag and began to gnaw, while gnawing while muttering in a low voice, "Obviously it is Audi, how it became BYD. "The driver's comrades heard my words, haha a smile, and said faintly, "My car can be more expensive than the Audi, you don't lose out. This model couldn't be registered inside the system, so I picked another Audi to register." I asked in a low voice, "Master, what kind of luxury car is this, more expensive than an Audi?" The driver said uncaringly, "It's not really a luxury car, it's a Bentley." I rushed to Baidu, mama, scared me, this thing is the cheapest is Audi many times the price. At this moment, I feel like Guo Haizao in the snail's nest, not recognizing the Land Rover, thinking it is not as expensive as an Audi. My apple-eating mouth seemed to freeze, not daring to bite down for fear of polluting other people's luxury cars. Comrade driver seems to see my embarrassment, smiled and said, "It's okay, you go on eating!"

I remember one New Year's Eve, the high school language teacher sent me a blessing text message, I accidentally put "teacher" typed "husband", after a few minutes, the teacher sent an evil expression over I just realized. The year of the college entrance examination, I language exams the worst, the teacher also talked about the wine, asked me if high school love delayed learning, could have been a better university, hey, really a lifetime of shame ah! 1

And recently, a few days ago at work, just nap up, go to the bathroom, the men's room is next door, wash your hands when you happen to meet a male leader smiled at me, a nervous blurt out a "good morning".

Now, when I encounter the elders, I am inexplicably nervous, my God, when can I get out of the shadow.

Now, when I meet the elders, I can't help but be nervous.