How to design do not disturb information

I found the brocade for you online: Hello, I'm not here now, my father is not here, and my mother is not here. Only my shrimp is here. It can only answer the phone, not talk. Please leave a message after humming.

Come on, I'll treat you to dinner.

Take a shower and think about tk's own telescope.

Gentleman or Ji Xiaolan! ! what can I do for you? Now wait! !

Actually, I'm here ~ I just don't reply. What are you going to do with me?

Hello, my master is not here now. I am his QQ. If you have anything to say to me, you can call him at 13xxxxxxxxx in case of emergency.

Aha ... ah ~, ah ... drink ... um ... drink ... hoo! Happy, happy!

(used during the Spring Festival)

Good boy! Russia is important!

Hello, the master is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use!

Master's inflatable doll

I'm sleeping. Leave a message when my saliva dries naturally.

I'm watching a movie ... it bothers me! Or I'll hit you.

Tired of living?

A cute little pig, with innocent eyes, pouted at you and said, Go on, I'm listening carefully!

The cat is not here. This is a telephone recording. Please leave a message after the beep!

"Du" ~ ~ ~

I'm going to jump off a building ... don't bother me ... or the landing posture will be ugly ... I'll get back at you like a ghost ... _

Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream. ...

You are not authorized to access this QQ, and the security level of this QQ is ss. Please make sure that you need to access this QQ, otherwise you will bear the responsibility. On charges of obstructing national security.

1 is empty!

Hello! This is garbled, send it again.

Your appearance mp is insufficient, so I can't display your message for the time being.

I just took a shit, and I didn't bring any toilet paper. I'm going to wipe my ass after this message ~ ~

In XX, please do not disturb. .....

You are definitely not looking for me, you are looking for her. You are too bad. Why didn't anyone call me? Automatic reply also has feelings ~~~5555

You happened to pass by, didn't you? ...

Are you a beautiful country, full of talents, Tang Bohu, a jade-faced little dragon nicknamed "Heaven and Earth can do anything" ... the pink dog at home: Wang Cai? Please wait a moment .. I'll call you back later! ^_^

I'm resting, and so are you.

When you are happy, you will shout.

Do everything except love.

I'll discuss with the old demon in Montenegro how to eat Tang Priest. . . .

1. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

2, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

6. I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

7. This casual departure caused us to miss. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

8. Sorry, the content you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?

9. The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

10, because of work, I have been unable to reply to countless friends' phone calls, and this is the most painful thing. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I will leave. If there must be a deadline for these three words, I hope it is: a period of time!

1 1. Do you really want to find me? If you want to find me, I will reply. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you? You don't really want to see me, do you? Do you really want to see me?

12, my hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

13, chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both! :-0Zzzz

14, come back immediately after the commercial!

15, don't chat online, be furious, immortal!

16 I didn't catch what you just said, please say it again!

17, I am here, Qing is not here, Qing is here, without a trace. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

18, sorry, break, talk to you next class!

19, busy collecting debts recently! Please call me 12345@37 1.net if you pay me back! If you want to pay, use 123.

Send it many times ~ ~ ~ Send it many times and I'll call you back.

1。 This man is dead, and he has something to burn!

2。 I am playing a game. Call early if you have something to do, and return if you have nothing to do.