The traditional stand-up comedy lines are short and funny.

Chang: "What's your name?"

Kim: What's your name?

Zhang: Look at this student. "My name is Wang Xiaoming."

Kim: Why?

Chang: "Why do you talk like that? When talking to people my age, you must add the word uncle. "

Kim: Hey, you have to be polite.

Chang: "Do you remember?"

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Zhang: When listening.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: "What?"

Kim: You should add the word uncle.

Chang: "Ah, I remember."

Kim: Remember.

Chang: "Hey, just remember. Now answer me. What's your name? "

Kim: What's your name?

Chang: "My name is Uncle."

Kim: That's right. . He became an uncle.

Chang: Do you mean angry?

Kim: Yes.

Chang: But my teacher is not angry.

Kim: Really?

Chang: The teacher said.

Kim: Ah.

Chang: Educate students, especially primary school students, to be as kind as mothers, as patient as aunts, as meticulous as nurses and as ingenious as sculptors.

Kim: What a profound experience.

Chang: The teacher keeps his word.

Kim: Really?

Chang: Let's talk about it. He not only tutored him many times,

Kim: What?

Chang: How many times have you been to their house?

Kim: We should make the family a second school for students.

Chang: But some parents don't understand this.

Kim: What's the matter?

Chang: Let's talk about it. As soon as the teacher entered their house, he found Wang Xiaoming sitting on the sofa smoking.

Kim: So many children smoke.

Chang: The teacher is stupefied.

Kim: Mm-hmm.

Chang: His mother is at home at this time.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: When I saw the teacher coming, I shouted at the children.

Kim: What did you say?

Chang: "Silly boy, didn't you see the teacher coming?"

Kim: Really?

Chang: "I knew you smoked, please light one for the teacher!" "

Kim: What kind of parents are these?

Chang: The teacher didn't say anything at that time.

Kim: Oh.

Chang: I just introduced this day to his mother.

Kim: What happened during the day?

Chang: During the daytime class, the teacher asked, "So, do you know who burned the Yuanmingyuan?" Xiao Ming turned pale with fear.

Kim: Yes.

Chang: "What did you say, teacher?"

Kim: Who burned the Yuanmingyuan?

Chang: "That. . I didn't burn! "

Kim: What?

Chang: "I really didn't burn it!" " "

Kim: Well, the more you ask, the more confused you get.

Chang: The teacher said, "Look at my classmate, he actually said that he didn't burn the Yuanmingyuan." . His mother's face sank when she heard this.

Kim: What's the matter?

Chang: "Hey, teacher, I'm not afraid that you don't like what I say. Our children are always honest. If he says he didn't burn it, then he certainly didn't burn it! "

Kim: This is more confusing.

Zhang: Just then,

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Chang: His father is back.

Kim: Talk to his father.

Chang: His father is very happy to hear that.

Kim: Are you happy?

Chang: "Ha ha ha ha, teacher, children, burn it!" " "

Kim: Burn it, right? !

Chang: "How much is that thing worth? Can we make it up to you? "

Kim: Can you afford it?

Chang: I made the teacher laugh and cry, and then I patiently told their parents.

Kim: Hey.

Chang: We should cooperate with schools to do a good job in the education of students.

Kim: Right.

Chang: Build the family into a second school.

Kim: Really?

Chang: Especially if it's just for children, you should study more yourself.

Kim: Hey, your teacher is really nice.

Chang: But parents don't understand.

Kim: Really?

Chang: As soon as the teacher left, his father got excited.

Kim: Are you excited?

Chang: Yo, yo, hey, look at her sour energy. What's the big deal? Isn't he just a primary school teacher?