I'm in a hurry to ask you all brothers, because I have to interview with a personal talent show content? I would like to ask for a monologue or commentary (Water Margin or not) about 3 minutes time?

Singularity is the most difficult counterpart of the comic book there is a help, the following paragraph is relatively easy to get together to say it However, if the interview teacher is more professional to listen to know that you do not know anything, so you more practice it

Now China's Japanese people quite a lot, I quite hate the Japanese people. I hate Japanese people. There are a lot of Japanese people where I live. Among them there is a couple, don't see the Japanese are generally not high, but this couple special high belongs to the Japanese people in the special high, male 1.2 meters female 1.1 meters. They also play old noble sports, love to play golf, nothing when the two old take a small stick to play a small ball hit the steel ball hit the end and then pick up to go, the ball hit out 10 meters, the two have to be half a day to pick up, playing quite happy.

One day, it was broken. After the fight to find found that the people glass broken through the glass to see, there is an antique vase also broken, they that small ball on the ground next to. The two people rushed to knock on the door, saw a man inside, said: Sorry, we play ball accidentally the glass and the antique are broken, we come to make amends and apologize. The man said, no need to apologize, I have to thank you two. The two Japanese didn't understand, what's going on?

The man said, I'm not an ordinary person, I'm an immortal I've been in that vase, today you saved me, I can't get out of the vase until it's broken.

However, the two couples were happy, and said to the fairy, "I said I can make a wish if I save the fairy, can you help us with anything? The fairy said, OK ah, you have any request on mention it. The man said, "I want the land and resources of China. The fairy said, "Yes, you will have them when you go home. The woman said, "I want all the gold and jewelry in China. The fairy said, "Yes, you will have gold and jewelry when you go home. At this time, the fairy said, I'm a fairy with limited magical power, I can only promise one for each of you, and I still have to keep one for myself, can you satisfy me? These two said, no problem we Japanese are the most honest we promise you, you tell me. The fairy said, I have been in a vase for 1000 years, I am very happy to see your wife today, I hope I can lie on the bed with your wife for a while. The Japanese man was very upset and said, you have to add another 5 dollars. The fairy said well, you go home money on your bed. The fairy led the woman inside. The man waited outside,

Waiting for 2 hours, the door opened, the fairy and the lady came out, sat down to rest, the fairy smoked and said, how old are you? The Japanese man said, we are the same all 27. The fairy said, 27 is still so lack of heart, still believe that there are fairies in the world?!!!!