What unexpected embarrassing situations suddenly happened during the cross talk performance?

When Ma, the master of crosstalk, was young, he encountered an extremely embarrassing situation on the stage. With rich performance experience and unparalleled humorous skills, he turned defeat into victory and won applause.

At that time, the horse was still performing in the small garden, and the previous storyteller deliberately found fault with the horse out of jealousy. The storytelling he said that day was "Lion Building", which is the story of Song Wu beating Ximen Qing.

When the actor went to Wu Dalang to prepare for his appearance, he tied a button to finish. Who knows that he actually said, "What does Wu Dalang look like? I came down and he came to play. " Say and bow down.

This is a mess under the stage, and everyone knows that there is a lively look. Everyone knows that Wu Dalang is three inches tall and has a dead tree skin. The point is, as soon as the following actors take the stage, they admit that they are Wu Dalang by default. Next is Ma Lisan.

The horse could see clearly in the background, and the audience under the stage were booing, and they couldn't help walking up. So he gritted his teeth and walked onto the stage. When the audience saw the lanky Ma Lisan coming forward, they were overjoyed. They all wanted to see what this Ma Lisan could do.

Ma Lisan stood on the stage and waited for a while. When the audience quieted down a little, he slowly began to say, "Everyone heard him making fun of me. However, there is nothing he can do. He finally said that he was off, I went on and landed on "Jiangyang Road". Actually, there is something wrong with his voice. There is no way but to say so. "

The audience didn't know what medicine was sold in the horse gourd, so they had to listen quietly Horse is always in no hurry, looking at the audience completely quiet, and then went on to say:

"In fact, his voice is not good, also can't blame him. He inherited it. His father has a bad voice. Sometimes, I can't help it, but I still have to go to see a doctor together. "

"To the doctor, the somebody else a look, this problem is quite serious, hurriedly medicine. They are not on the same condition, so we should give him medicine first, and then let him take two pills a day.

Then prescribe medicine for his father. His father is more serious than him, and the doctor has to tell him. Your father once a day, too, but he is more serious than you. You have two pills and your father has three pills (Li San). "

The audience woke up, and laughter, applause and whistling were integrated. Ma Lisan made a big circle, brought the audience into his own rhythm, and severely hit back at the storyteller. Finally, even the storyteller has to admit that the horse's performance is amazing.

Mr. Ma is obsessed with cross talk and is a master of cross talk. Almost everyone in the phonology world lives in horses. It's just that he spent most of his life in Tianjin, and he didn't have a chance to spread cross talk to a wider space.

From 65438 to 0985, Ma Ji, Zhao Yan, Chang, Shi, Hou, Shi Fukuan were selected as the "Top Ten Jokers" in China.

Ma once asked Hou face to face, "Why are all the top ten comedians from Beijing?" In fact, as we all know, "Top Ten Comedians" Hou and I are inextricably linked.

At that time, Hou was also very embarrassed. He could only say perfunctory words, "That's all for children." It can also be seen from here that the Tianjin phonograph circle headed by Ma is very dissatisfied with this nationwide selection.

Sun Yue forgot what he said. This is an embarrassing thing for Deyun Society.

It is common for literati to forget words. Then, although the actor's forgetting words is an accident, it is not an isolated case. Whether forgetting words can cover up the past is an important embodiment of an actor's ability to cope with emergencies.

I watch this video. Although Sun Yue forgot the words, there was still movement in his hand, and he hurriedly made up words in his mouth. If the audience is not very familiar with this cross talk, I'm afraid I can't see the flaw.

Yun-peng Yue, on the other hand, debunked on the spot: "Forgotten words, refund." A little gloating.

If this is the only sentence, it is still a trap. What's more, when he returned, Yun-peng Yue specifically pointed out this matter and asked shattered glass: "It is also common to forget words on the stage. I also forgot the lyrics. " Make Sun Yue even more embarrassed.

Sun Yue flushed, raised his hand frequently, and smiled at the biscuits at the door: Sun Yue simply called him out: "Come out and laugh!" The sesame seed cake also came out: "Shame! You are a disgrace to your master! One master is not enough, and you worship another! Shame on your two masters! "

Of course, with Deyun's closeness to the people, such an accident is nothing, but it has enhanced the intimacy between the actors and the audience.

But another time, Yun-peng Yue forgot his words in a special performance in Tianjin, and Sun Yue simply said, "Forgot? Oh, the first program is so embarrassing? " It caused laughter on stage and off stage. With this buffer, Yun-peng Yue also successfully retrieved the words.

Comparing the two, who is taller and who is lower? I'm afraid different people have different opinions.

Miao Fu, a crosstalk performer, believes that some people know that he is also a well-known crosstalk performer in the phonology field. I remember watching several videos. In a certain program, Miao Fu and his partner Wang Sheng talk cross talk together. They mentioned the famous singer Ka Kui Wong, and Ka Kui Wong changed from the mouth of the nursery to Huangjiagou. His partner argued that it was not Huangjiagou, but Pony. They thought they could make the audience laugh, but as a result, the audience was silent and the crosstalk was dumped. It's no exaggeration to say it was an accident this time. It is said that the dead are the biggest. As a so-called mainstream crosstalk performer, I don't understand this basic common sense and ethics. Besides, Ka Kui Wong's death is a pain in the hearts of many fans. Not only do you disrespect the dead, but it is really inappropriate for you to take personal belongings as a burden.

Speaking of this unknown crosstalk performer Miao Fu, I read some reports written by netizens, and it seems that it is still a decorative stalk and 5. 12 is a festival stalk. I haven't seen the scene and video, and I don't comment. It's just that this kind of gaffes often happen to a middle-aged actor who is said to have a doctorate, so you can't use words like being uneducated, careless, joking and lacking in self-cultivation as a shield, because you have always called yourself the mainstream crosstalk, so your job is to take the lead, carry forward national culture and publicize heroic deeds.

The so-called virtue is not worthy, and what I want to say may be people like you.

Occasionally, there will be some unexpected events during the cross talk performance. Let me talk about two unexpected events in Yun-peng Yue and their handling methods.

First, there is something wrong with the field equipment. Yun-peng Yue saved the scene.

Recently, while traveling in Kunming, a small accident happened, which led him and Sun Yue to go to the rescue before they could change their clothes.

On-site equipment problems caused the audience not to hear the sound, causing dissatisfaction at the scene. The audience booed and the performance was forced to stop.

Before Yun-peng Yue and Sun Yue could put on their dresses, they rushed out to appease the audience. He also apologized to the audience and promised to perform with all his strength and be worthy of the audience's ticket.

Second, Xiao Ping Clay has gastrointestinal discomfort. Duke made a temporary rescue (live video)

Once Yun-peng Yue sang "Farewell to a Lover" in a performance, and suddenly his face changed greatly, and his forehead was sweating, which was really unbearable. He explained to the audience that he had an upset stomach and wanted to go to WC, which led to Sun Yue's stand-up on the court alone. A few minutes later, the duke, who had just returned to Deyun by bus, hurried on stage and continued to perform with Sun Yue. . . Go directly to the video!

In these two things, Yun-peng Yue's improvisation ability is remarkable, and the master's cross talk skills are solid enough, which also shows the spirit of unity and cooperation of Deyun Society.

Formula crosstalk, I really don't know when to laugh and when not to laugh. I want to laugh, but I dare not, for fear that others will say that I have no culture and can't grasp the time to laugh. If you don't laugh, you don't understand or have no culture. In order to understand formula crosstalk, I have to take a doctor's degree first!

Was it embarrassing for Degang Guo to be pointed at CNM when he was performing in a small theater in his early years?

The only time, when Degang Guo performed, the audience swore in the audience and let the audience reason in the background! I have seen this passage on the internet. Degang Guo and Yu Qian are still performing in a small theater. Probably a few years ago.

I can't say exactly which paragraph, but there should be another paragraph on the video website now. Lao Guo is talking happily on the stage, and there is a CNM in the audience below. However, Lao Guo's reaction at that time was textbook. Although I could hear some anger between the lines, I was quite restrained and finally handled the matter satisfactorily.

No one said the specific reason, but it is said that the audience drank some wine that day and wanted to smoke. Stopped by the waiter, he said he could smoke outside. He had just arrived in Degang Guo to make a living. He said that when the old crosstalk performer performed, he tied a horse stake and added a little alcohol. The audience thought it was probably for him and blurted out CNM.

It is said that Mr. Guo was far away that day, fearing that the man would be beaten when he walked out of the small theater, because most of the audience who were willing to spend money to buy tickets at that time were die-hard fans. You can imagine that situation. So please go backstage and let that person go through the back door, because if Deyun Society and the audience both hit the swearing person, it would be a big deal. No matter who made the call, whether he was injured or not, Mr. Guo will take the blame in the end.

In recent years, with the popularity of cross talk in the audience's mind, cross talk performances are becoming more and more frequent all over the country. Especially Deyun Society, crosstalk tours have been held all over the world.

Whether on the screen or off the stage, the crosstalk performers in the stands are really funny and can bring a lot of joy to the audience.

While bringing joy to the audience, many crosstalk performers also became popular and became a generation of well-known crosstalk performers. Many people think that crosstalk performers on the stage are like flowing water, and they can hardly make mistakes.

However, in so many cross talk performances, there have also been many embarrassing things, such as physical discomfort in the middle of the performance, or sudden forgetting of words during the performance, which makes the audience feel very funny, but the audience is embarrassed. These have all happened in cross talk performances.

Yun-peng Yue's embarrassing story is about Yun-peng Yue, but now Deyun Society, a leader of cross talk performance, gets along well and is more loved by the audience. Although his cross talk performance is very funny, there have been many embarrassing scenes on him.

Shortly after Yun-peng Yue entered Deyun Society, his cross talk foundation was very weak, and even he was not fluent in Mandarin. On one occasion, Degang Guo gave Yun-peng Yue a chance to perform on stage, but Yun-peng Yue, who was on stage for the first time, was tongue-tied. At that time, I was ousted by the audience, and I was very helpless.

Later, Yun-peng Yue once forgot his lines in a special performance in Tianjin! Yes, you heard me right. It is also very sudden to say that cross talk will forget the words. However, crosstalk will be better than singers, at least not until the melody stops suddenly.

Sun Yue, then a partner, whispered, "Forget it, alas, the first program was so embarrassing!" This was a buffer time for Yun-peng Yue, but it also caused an uproar among the audience. You forgot the words "Xiao Ping Clay"! This requires a "refund"

Forgetting words is nothing. Yun-peng Yue had a stomachache in the middle of the performance. At that time he thought it was a joke. I didn't expect it to be true, and then it was convenient to run. This sudden scene is embarrassing enough.

However, this cannot be entirely Yun-peng Yue's fault. Nobody wants this kind of accident to happen, right? Later, the audience didn't care too much, just giving people an embarrassing feeling.

Sun Yue also forgot his words. Not only Yun-peng Yue had this experience, but Sun Yue also forgot his words. He and Yun-peng Yue were partners. Of course, this is a performance in a small theater, saying that the audience didn't realize it at that time, but it was discovered by Yun-peng Yue.

After Yun-peng Yue knew it, he said loudly: "Forgot the words, refund!" At that time, I saw Yun-peng Yue's expression of "gloating". Netizen: "It's embarrassing!"

Of course, although forgetting words embarrassed Sun Yue, it also brought a lot of joy to the audience, and the interaction between them was very cordial.

Miao Fu shook the baggage and was vomited by the audience. Miao Fu once shook off a burden of Ka Kui Wong in a cross talk performance, but it was very low-level. He said, "When did the yellow dog of a by band die?" At this time, the stick corrected his mistake and said, "It's a pony, not a dog!" " "But Miao Fu actually said," Pony! "

Miao Fu felt that the bag was shaken very successfully, and as a result, the audience didn't buy it at all, but felt "disgusted" with him. For a deceased person, it is obviously inappropriate to laugh like this. Besides, Ka Kui Wong is a famous singer and is deeply loved by the audience. Shaking the burden like this is really not only an accidental embarrassment, but also a deliberate fault.

The formula crosstalk of Dr. Li Hongye in Couple Crosstalk two years ago broke the routine in the performance and suddenly appeared. At that time, everyone felt a little novel. I didn't expect Mr. and Mrs. Li Hongye to give Degang Guo a "duel" as soon as they came to power.

In addition, Mr. and Mrs. Li Hongye on the stage are also quite arrogant. What they say is amazing. What "We are the real' crosstalk newcomers'? You won't let me pass today, we will wait and see!" Amazing words give people a feeling of "cursing the street".

In other words, the first time I listened to the crosstalk show, I was so "excited", not because the crosstalk was funny, but because what the doctor said and did was really amazing.

This is an unexpected embarrassing moment in the cross talk performance, which is shocking and brings a lot of fun to discuss.

For singers, it is very embarrassing to forget words on the stage, because only they stand on the stage and no one is there to give them words, but now with the teleprompter, this embarrassment is also decreasing. Relatively speaking, crosstalk performers are less likely to forget words than singers, because crosstalk is usually performed by two people. When one person finds that another person has forgotten his words, he can take over immediately, and the audience can't see that there is a loophole here.

Forgetting words is not easy to happen, so are there any other embarrassing situations? There is still some.

Wang Peiyuan, a famous expert in Tianjin, once said such a sentence.

A long time ago, in the 1990s, he was the champion of Su. He went to Weifang to perform in the Kite Festival. It was a comprehensive party, and their program was arranged in the penultimate place, followed by Mao Amin, who was a smash hit at that time.

Su's famous joke "Criticizing the Three Kingdoms" started with applause just after saying a few words, and then applause continued. As a famous dancer, Wang Peiyuan immediately understood that the audience didn't like it or didn't understand it. They are all waiting to see Mao Amin in the back.

Insist on performing, and whispered to Sue in crosstalk terms, and finished speaking and stepped down as soon as possible. Who knows that Sue was unmoved, and the whole crosstalk lasted for more than ten minutes without saying a word. In these ten minutes, applause has been ringing until the end.

Wang Peiyuan immediately felt that this was the audience's disrespect for the actor, but on the other hand, it was also the actor's business. Why can't people understand others when buying tickets? But backstage, what did Sue say? "As long as he doesn't listen, I don't have to say it." Sue is so confident and stubborn.

Yang Shaohua, as an old crosstalk performer, is still very popular, although he rarely appears on the stage. He was not famous when he was young, and he also encountered embarrassing situations on the stage.

He went to the South to perform with Ma Ji, Jiang Kun and others. The audience is more expecting famous actors such as Ma Ji and Jiang Kun, but they are not familiar with stand-up comedians. Before Yang Shaohua could speak, the audience shouted, "Go on, go on, go on." .

Yang Shaohua didn't have rich stage experience in those days, and really wanted to turn around and leave, but immediately thought that I would be even more humiliated, and I couldn't go on stage in the future, so I stood there and smiled at you.

The audience stopped shouting and wanted to see what the man really wanted to do, so after a while, the whole audience was quiet. Yang Shaohua finally spoke at this time. "Are you tired?" The audience laughed when a word came out. It was a kind smile and the atmosphere became friendly. Yang Shaohua began to perform stand-up comedy confidently, and the program won warm applause from the audience.

The two situations mentioned above are that the audience is unfriendly to the actors, but the times have changed. On the contrary, it is easy for the audience to be too friendly to the actors and lead to the failure of the performance.

20 19 Miao Fu and Wang Sheng perform in Hangzhou. Out of love for them, the audience said their lines on the stage, followed by the next crop under the stage, and then burst into laughter. Wang Sheng realized that this was a big problem and would disturb the performance rhythm, so he "bounced" on the stage several times, but the audience didn't accept his meaning. Just like a Stockholm syndrome, it's hard to restrain the audience when they are excited. The more the actors suppress the audience, the more fun they feel and the more enjoyable they feel.

In this last program, Miao Sheng finished the performance sentence by sentence with the audience. The audience felt a little excited, but Wang Sheng felt a little embarrassed. In his view, this is not a cross talk.

It is no longer a case that too much audience interaction affects the performance of actors. Some groups also sent suggestions to the audience not to interact too much.

Finally, talk about an embarrassment of Hou Linbao's performance in his later years.

When I was old, I once took part in a performance, performing cross talk "Guess the Word". He stretched his arms horizontally and asked the other person to guess what the word was. This was originally a "flat" character, with two pockets at the top and a horizontal belt at the bottom, and the lines were "flat". This time, however, Hou, who is extremely experienced in the stage, said that this was wrong. He said it was "peaceful peace".

After realizing such a problem, I feel old. He realized that he should not go on stage more in the future and should do more behind-the-scenes research.

For crosstalk performers, of course, we should try to avoid embarrassment, but if embarrassment appears, we should try to downplay it. Crosstalk actors call cross talk works "living". What does it mean to live? On the one hand, it is work, on the other hand, it is flexible and can be used flexibly in execution.

I'm Zheng Shoutou. Welcome attention. The microphone on the stage is broken, which is embarrassing.

Of course, equipment failure is nothing new, and many large-scale concerts will also have equipment failure. In this case, there is usually a spare, and the staff can change it directly.

But what is even more embarrassing is that your microphone is broken, and there is a spare in the background, but no one will change it for you.

What's even more embarrassing is that if you don't change this game, forget it. You still haven't changed the next game.

The most embarrassing thing is that the microphone is broken, and then the two matches can't hear the joke clearly. In the past, this old gentleman has encountered a similar situation. If the microphone is broken, it is enough to make a joke, but if the word is broken, it will be troublesome. But the two groups of Deyun Society insisted on this performance.

This embarrassment happened on the first day of Deyun Society's 20 15 Diaosi Festival. The opening ceremony is a very famous group costume drama "The Grand West Chamber". The wonderful performances of Miss Guo Da and Zhang Hongniang have spread all over the rice circles of rotten streets.

The second program is Poems at the Bridge by Wang Jiulong of Zhang Jiuling. An embarrassing scene appeared. Zhang Jiuling's microphone was silent. When I first watched the video, I thought the computer stereo was broken. But after Wang Jiulong's microphone voice came out and compared several rounds, I realized that the problem was on the stage.

I turned the volume of the whole program up to the maximum, and barely heard about two thirds of that of Zhang Jiuling. Because Zhang Jiuling was not born with a high-pitched voice, he beat Wang Jiulong's high-quality microphone voice with a fleshy voice, and the overall effect could not be directly seen.

I finally finished this program and arrived in Li Yuntian and Shi Aidong. Originally, I thought that the microphone would be changed backstage, but miraculously, the host came out directly to announce the announcement, and there was no intention of changing the microphone.

Even more amazing is that the host went directly to the microphone without problems, indicating that the background knew that the funny microphone was not good, but it just didn't change.

Then there is the geographical map of Li Yuntian and Shi Aidong. This embarrassing situation continues, but Li Yuntian is a mature comedian, and because he is very angry and has a high voice, he can basically hear it from his fleshy voice. In addition, Shi Aidong also deliberately lowered his voice to prevent the microphone voice from affecting Li Yuntian's pure voice (but why not give him a good microphone directly), so the work is still passable.

Li Yuntian is hard enough. A geographical map without urine point, basic skills are very solid. But this microphone is too embarrassing to amplify.

At that time, I thought there was no spare microphone backstage, but in the next program, Japanese Bangzi in Guo Qilin, Yan Hexiang and Tao Yang, all three microphones were normal.

It can be seen that there is a good microphone backstage, but I didn't find any problems. Why not change it and let people tease the actors with the sound of flesh and blood for two consecutive times? Is this the legendary workplace PUE?

Only Shaodongjia and Lao Guo's favorite Yang Tao are qualified to witness the truth behind the Deyun Temple family with a microphone ~

The music festival was held in the flagship store of Deyun Society, that is, Tianqiao Theater, but there were more than 1000 flat venues and more than 200 locations, so the audience behind it would definitely not cover the whole audience. It is estimated that most of the time, just like watching videos, you can only watch body movements, so these two activities have no laughter and are completely confused.

Of course, it is also possible that the microphone was found broken in Zhang Jiuling, but there was no backup in the background, so it had to be transferred from other stores, so it happened that the microphone arrived at Shao Dongjia.

But isn't Tsubasa Onishi the earphone that everyone uses? Just give one to the comedian, or you can use it in an emergency.

In short, the shrine is mysterious, and many things are unexplored. It was dark when exploring, so I hid ~

Historically, unexpected events often occur in the process of cross talk performance, some of which become stage accidents, some of which are called stage anecdotes when actors are round, and some unexpected events often cause embarrassing situations for actors or performances. Now give a few examples to illustrate.

Yun-peng Yue

In the early years of Yun-peng Yue and Sun Yue, there was a small theater performance. In the middle of the performance, Yun-peng Yue said that he had a stomachache and couldn't help it any more. I was sorry for everyone, and then he left in a hurry. Leaving Sun Yue alone on the stage, the audience laughed happily, but Yun-peng Yue himself was embarrassed. Fortunately, Hou Zhen came from behind to save the scene and successfully completed the performance. Interested friends can find this video online.

Degang Guo

I was deeply impressed by the sealing performance of Deyun Society in 2009, because it happened to be the winter vacation of the university at that time, and I watched Youku live on my home computer. When Degang Guo came back in the middle of the game, he said that the captain took the vice captain to the toilet to set off firecrackers. At the end of the previous speech, the audience below shouted shrimp. I shaved the bottom. At that time, Lao Guo's face changed, and then I stopped telling this joke and changed it temporarily. The effect is also very good. But I think it will be embarrassing for an actor to be scratched by the audience. After all, Lao Guo said it many times before the performance. However, in the sealed box performance, thousands of viewers, I believe most of them have never heard of it. It was really annoying to listen to and scratch the audience in Lao Guo.

Cao Yunjin

When Cao Yunjin was still in Deyun Society in his early days, he should perform "The West Wing" with Liu Yuntian. At first, he said something, and then he asked the champion Liu Yuntian. How's your father? At this time, the actor should say "dead" or "gone" or "dead", and then introduce Bai's merits. As a result, Liu Yuntian said, "My father is fine." What if this father is not dead? Cao Yunjin winked at Liu Yuntian and then asked, "I asked your father!" I want Liu Yuntian to change her mind. Liu Yuntian didn't respond and insisted that my father was healthy, which made it more difficult. Embarrassed, Cao Yunjin didn't continue to lead there. He followed Liu Yuntian and said that his parents were really nice, but he was worried that in a good family, the old couple were worried about not having children, and then said "tying dolls".

Speaking of this, the audience will certainly feel very happy, because if the announcer invites you to enjoy the cross talk "White", the audience will definitely wait for White. As a result, the audience will find it interesting to say that my dad is fine.

Xu Deliang

At a New Year's Eve party in Peking University, Xu Deliang, an alumnus of Peking University, took part in the performance with Wang Wenlin, but in the middle of the performance, the host came over and stopped them. Although he also expressed his apology, he was stopped only in the middle of the performance. This is an embarrassing scene. Now there is this video on the Internet. I wonder what Xu Deliang thought at that time. But Wang Wenlin is so old, he must be upset by this kind of thing, but he went over and bowed. At that time, it gave people the impression that the clock was about to ring and the countdown was about to start, so Xu Deliang and Wang Wenlin were asked to stop cross talk halfway, which was extremely embarrassing. After what happened that year, I sent a private letter to Xu Deliang in Weibo, and Xu Deliang also sent me a private letter. I just rummaged in Weibo, but I didn't find any records of private letters. Maybe I deleted it.

There are countless embarrassing examples, so Binbin won't list them one by one.