Funny sketch injection script

B: We don't rest.

When there are no patients.

B: do something elegant.

They are dancing and singing "Two Butterflies".

Honey, you fly slowly

Beware of the roses with thorns in front.

Honey, open your mouth.

The fragrance of flowers in the wind will intoxicate you.

Honey, you fly with me.

Go through the jungle to see the stream.

Honey, come and dance.

There is no darkness in the spring of love.

Han: (1) The old man is sixty years old this year.

Eyes without flowers and ears without hearing.

I didn't sleep well last night,

I got up with a backache today.

There is nothing wrong with having no money or getting sick these days.

(Knocking at the door) Hello, is anyone there? (Looking inside, surprised) Oh, my God! What is this?

Listen, a patient is here.

B: (outside the door, loudly) Wait a minute! (Then jump)

Honey, you fly slowly

Beware of the roses with thorns in front.

Honey, open your mouth.

The fragrance of flowers in the wind will intoxicate you.

Han: (turning around twice in the same place, holding his waist in one hand, anxiously) Is it over?

B: (rudely) Line up! Annoying!

(A and B stop, and A slowly sits at the table)

B: (shouting) 0101kloc-0/(yā o)

Why did I tell you not to talk? Are you deaf?

H: I'm the first.

B: 1(yāo) is one and the other is 1(yāo).

Han: Oh-I don't know, it's my fault, it's my fault (pretending to punch myself in the mouth).

(Approaching the table and sitting down)

A: Name

H: Dad Tanaka.

B: (surprised) Gee! Are you Japanese?

Han: What Japanese? My son's name is Tanaka Lang, and I am his father.

A: Gender.

Han: Not others, but Tian.

A: (angrily) I asked you if you were a man or a woman.

Han: Oh, you can see what it is! (to himself) How civilized.

A: Age.

Han: A jiazi.

B: (laughs) Which fire (and) are you family?

I mean, my age is exactly 160.

A: Address.

H: local.

A: occupation

H: retail.

B: I didn't realize you were still a businessman.

H: Not retail.

My son is engaged in wholesale outside,

Two children were sent home.

Hard work and suffering,

Grow grains, vegetables and dolls.

A: (exclaiming at the same time) What kind of doll?

Ah, no, it's about dolls.

My son wholesale me retail, zero pain-zero pain.

A: What's the matter?

H: Oh, the first part.

A: which part is "a"

H: (pointing to the waist) Here.

B: Isn't that the waist?

Han: Didn't you say one is 1, 1 is one?

What happened to your waist?

Han: Low back pain.

A: Oh, (arrogant) low back pain came to me.

Han: Yes. (Turning to the audience) If you are sick, if you don't call a doctor, who can you call?

A: OK, OK, so much nonsense. Sit down.

(Han is at a loss, still standing)

B: (rudely, loudly) Sit down.

Han: (startled, slumped in a chair) Ouch! There was a thunder in the clear sky, just like a policeman interrogating a prisoner.

B: (suddenly in a gentle tone) Relax, relax.

(Singing) Honey, you fly slowly.

Answer: (singing) Be careful of the rose with thorns in front (put the stethoscope on the old man's head and move it back and forth)

Han: (pointing to his stomach) Doctor, doctor, this is the stomach.

I thought I was dead! (Put the stethoscope on your stomach)

(Continue to sing) Honey, open your mouth.

Han: This hospital is just different from other places. You have to open your mouth (big mouth) to listen to your stomach. Ah-

B: Not you.

A: (Continue to sing) Honey, let's dance.

H: (happily) That's good. I can pick anything.

B: (surprised) Really? Are you also a master dancer?

H: (proudly) Of course. I can choose rice soup and shit soup.

The old man is very humorous.

Han: Doctor, people say I'm not humorous, but I sharpen my waist.

B: Grinding your waist?

H: Ah-

Keywords osteoporosis, hypertension,

Go straight into the wind.

Insomnia, forgetfulness, big head,

The following lines, help!