Elementary school student's comedy about welcoming the New Year!

B: Yo, it's X. What have you been up to?

A: Hey, nothing much, just playing chess. I haven't seen your old man for a while, how's he doing?

B: Thanks to you, he's still going strong.

A: Your father also likes to play chess.

B: Yes

A: Yes, I used to play chess with your father.

B: That's right

A: One time when we played, I had a bishop left and your dad had a bishop.

B: So it's not a draw?

A: Yes, according to me is also a draw, but your father did not do, must continue to play?

B: How can I play?

A: Oh, your father has an idea.

B: What idea?

A: Your father said, "Let's cross the river."

B: I've never heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, my cab also crossed the river, your father took his elephant like me, I

took my cab your father.

B: Fuck you!