What's the name of the cross talk contest to learn from Yi Zhongtian's Three Kingdoms cross talk?

Hello, dear. Crosstalk Contest Learning from Yi Zhongtian's Three Kingdoms Crosstalk is called "Crosstalk". Here are the lines, I hope I can help you!

Next, I will perform cross talk for you: Pin Cross Talk. What we pay attention to in cross talk is …

Hey, why are you wearing a skirt?

It's called a robe.

Oh, now it's called a robe.

It used to be called a coat.

Oh, I used to be called, sorry, sorry, I'm a young man, and sometimes I don't know you very well.

Who is the old thing?

No, no, it's just the one on you. I said that old thing on you is just your coat (reaching for it)

Don't move (hit his hand) young man, you young people.

How's it going?

We should also respect and understand our traditional art.

Who says we don't understand,

I see.

I tell you, I not only respect and understand traditional art, but also am an expert in promoting it.

And improve experts.

Hey … You can give me a traditional cross talk casually, and I can change him on the spot.

Oh, how do you change it?

How to change, how to change. Ok, you give me a traditional cross talk in front of my classmates and teachers, and I can correct it on the spot.

Well, there is a paragraph.

Now you give us a traditional cross talk.

Which part is it?

You are an asshole.

You are an asshole!

No, that's you. It seems that I am really an asshole.

Oh ... that's Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu.

Right, right, right.

This is one of the eight fan screens in our traditional cross talk.

You give me half a fan.

Do you buy meat?

No, no, say something.

Name one.

You give us a performance.

All right.

I'll just talk, listen and think again. Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, has worms in his eyes and eight thousand soldiers under his command. He attacked everything and was invincible.

Hey ... stop, stop, stop.

This is not enough for half a fan.

Whether it's enough or not, you're not angry when you say that.

Why won't it get angry?

Do you know who speaks this crosstalk best?

who is it?

Mr. Liu Baorui, the originator of crosstalk,

That's right.

Mr. Li Jindou, a famous contemporary artist.

That's right.

Mr. Jay Chou, a famous mouth in Taiwan Province Province.

Jay Chou!

Yes, how nice it is for people to do oral work!

What's his name? !

I mean, if you want to be popular in this cross talk. You have to talk to someone else!

who is it?

What about Yi Zhongtian?

Yi Zhongtian! ! !

Are you familiar with it?

The one who has tasted the Three Kingdoms!

Hey!

That's really spicy! ! !

Look at that.

However, we can't invite such a big person!

I got it.

You can learn from Yi Zhongtian! ?

Teacher Yi is my idol!

Is it?

Our names are very similar.

Oh!

His name is Yi Zhongtian,

What about you?

woman

Ah!

This is my screen name!

Look at this screen name.

No matter what the name is, the key is to learn with taste.

Then you can learn from everyone.

Let's listen to teacher Yi Zhongtian's eight fan screens.

We need to listen carefully.

(Hands on the table)

What are you doing here?

This is the table.

Oh, the lecture room!

Hey! (Cough)

Let me talk about Li. I was thinking that there was a man named Xiang Yu in Chu, nicknamed Wang Ba! Then why do you call him overlord?

Why?

Because there are poems to prove it:

ah

What does this sentence mean?

What do you mean?

I just want to tell you that Xiang Yu's strength in this shot is great!

Precisely

It is said that he can catch his hair.

Ah! ! !

Generally, LEN can't do this, but this LEN next to me can. Let's welcome him to dress himself up.

Oh, no. Don't clap, I can't even pull out my hair.

Oh, Li Can, come on.

Hey!

Oh, then consider it a joke.

He's a real joke.

First of all, Xiang Yu's appearance is very special.

What does Xiang Yu look like?

The book says he is a heavy pupil!

oh

What do you mean by reunion?

Double pupils are easy to explain. This is an eye with two pupils.

I said you are Larry's, er, will the staff invite this person down? I'm easy to teach here, but what does it look like when you interrupt? Go down.

No, look, the bottom is full. I can't squeeze into the judge's seat.

You must sit on the bench. You don't have that qualification either.

Hungry.

Do you think the judges are easy to be?

Then where am I going?

All right, just stay here for a while.

This is where I should stand.

But don't talk!

Yes

His explanation just now is quite accurate. One eye has two pupils, which is very special from a physiological point of view. We can't help asking: will Xiang Yu feel a little blurred when his eyes are heavy? (to the eyes)

Don't worry.

Then why are his eyes so heavy?

Why?

This has something to do with his diet.

Diet?

Xiang Yu is a native of Chu, and there are poems to prove it. Northwest people eat sheep, Beijing people eat crabs, and Guangdong people eat all over nature.

Is there this poem? So if you eat too many crabs, your eyes will get heavier.

I've never heard of this!

But Xiang Yu is still good at fighting. He took 8,000 people. He is invincible enough. Why is winning the battle enough?

Why?

Or because his eyes are heavy!

This teacher Yi is not so wordy.

Before the war between the two armies, Liu bang struck a horse and looked intently: dig the plug!

Dig a plug?

Why does this lens look so strange? Why does he have four eyes? Maybe just like the legendary Changjiang No.7,

Aliens!

Boy, Liu Bang turned and ran away, which is why Xiang Yu was too surprised to stand up (hands set the table _)!

I was scared away with Liu bang.

Dirty. Dirty is where you come from.

At sixes and sevens, I said you, if you want to say this paragraph, you must follow the rules of our cross talk and follow the original words.

Words!

Hey!

Let me talk about Li. Listen, I was thinking that at first,

Uh ...

Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, has a heavy mind. He has 8 thousand soldiers under his account and is invincible. Only today, because of a battle in front of the long slope, Xiang Yu broke into Cao Ying alone and cut down Dida.

Wait a minute ... you mean Zhang Fei, a strong man. Why are you pressing Xiang Yu? We changed the Three Kingdoms.

Who am I?

You are teacher Yi.

I tasted the Three Kingdoms.

I forgot about it.

If you want to make trouble, you will be coaxed down.

Well done. Say it.

It is said that Xiang Yu broke into the tight encirclement, cut most of it, took three pieces, hugged Dou and killed one. I want to explain here.

Explain.

This bucket, he is not a tadpole,

That's right.

He is Liu Bei's son and his name is Liu Shan.

Ah, didn't he pronounce the word Liu Tie?

He is a polyphonic figure. If you put it here, he will read Liu Shan.

How knowledgeable.

Then why did Xiang Yu go to Liu Bei's son at all costs?

Why?

There are three main reasons for being afraid of me: First, Adou is the child of the leader.

Hungry?

The second Adou is an only child, and the third Xiang Yu is Platini of Adou!

Michel platini! !

Xiang Yu hugged michel platini,

Ah! ! !

Embrace Dou, deus ex and Cao Cao meet at the top of the mountain: what a brilliant orchid.

Tough guy?

How can such a fierce orchid be spared? It followed closely, and Cao Cao shouted in front of Dangyang Bridge: Stop, take off the mask of Li Jue, and let me see what you look like.

Ah! He is wearing a mask!

Then why did Xiang Yu wear a mask? There are two main possibilities. First, Xiang Yu is afraid of paparazzi.

Hmm! ? ! ?

Second, Xiang Yu has bird flu.

hahaha.

Cao Cao said, I don't care why you pull. You must take off your mask for me now. Taking off the mask, I saw Xiang Yu's leopard head, eyes like iron blades, bright in black and bright in black. I gave a cry and pulled the black man, just like a steel needle, just like a shovel. I want to explain here.

Explain again.

Xiang Yu has a full face of whiskers, whiskers. From the present aesthetic point of view, it is very foreign and fashionable. In a popular saying, it is very manly!

Human land! !

But we can't help asking, Xiang Yu has a face harder than wire. Why does he need a razor to shave?

Don't explain it.

To say that Xiang Yu is so handsome in this dress,

What is Xiang Yu dressed like this for?

With troops in the head, iron loss, two dragons vying for treasures, pearls and silver floating, eight-treasure umbrella cover embedded, flower tube long, full of golden armor.

Gold armor! ! !

The class is called mountain clothes, and there is a calf depot below, which is enough to step on the board.

Slippers!

Riding a horse is a prince motorcycle with an AK47 in his hand.

What image is this!

Standing on the bridge, he cursed: Cao Cao listened to the truth and was extremely stupid! Uncle Li Jiaxiang came again today.

Uncle Xiang.

Li will attack, occupy, advance, retreat, argue and fight. What do you want, Li? Shout for life, Cao Bing retreated, shouted twice, crossed the river, shouted for life, and drank Dangyang Bridge. Xiang Yu wrote a poem on the spot.

Write poems on the spot

When the yangqiao roared, Cao Cao's legs trembled. Xiang Yu is an old Liu Adou, so he should do it when he should!

Ha ha.

Cao Cao said: Aye! You'll piss me off. You should write a poem in front of my great poet Cao. I'm going to sing you a song today.

Cao Cao sings!

I sing this song to make sure that you can escape.

What song to sing?

Xiahou Dun!

Hungry, here

Dance!

I have to dance!

I have heard of 1234, but I have never seen Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu. There are so many military forces that it is not easy to catch them. Unexpectedly, you are in my hands today, and I must drive you back to your hometown.

He: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 1234567 hate it with Xia Houdun and hate it with Xia Houdun.

Fuck you.