Ma Ji's Comic Exaggerated Quotes

Ma Ji and his disciple Mr. Zhao Yan's comedy "Bragging" is funnier! Of course, there is also the old version of the "picking the horse coat" in the "well was hung by the wind to the outside of the yard", "roast duck from the bottom of the building flew to the table" and "a line describing the grasshopper" are more fun. It should be said that they are classics in traditional comedy. In "Discipleship", "The sky does not speak of itself as high, the earth does not speak of itself as thick, the water does not speak of itself as flowing, and people do not speak of themselves as capable, but if you are arrogant, you will read the stink, and you will stink at that point", which partly utilizes Mr. Liu Bao-rui's and Mr. Guo Quanbao's Eight Panels of Screens, and there is also a one-liner, "Cosmic Cigarettes", which is particularly amusing. "Universe, Universe, Cigarette Newbie", "The fire is roaring, but I can't light a cigarette", "Slim beauty is more than a fairy, I don't love red makeup, I love cigarettes". Excerpts of some bragging lines: Y: You. What are you modest about. In the past, I said, you are the newbie bragger.

Z: What's the point of coming back?

Z: I can't compete with you as a veteran of the bragging world,

Z: I can't compete with you as a veteran of the bragging world.

Y: Ha. I blow altar veterans. Who does not know that you are new out of the blow is better than blow ah.

Z: that you are a veteran blow horse, a blow two ah

Y: you are the Yangtze River after blowing before blowing

Z: I'll tell you what I have a masterstroke in bragging

Z: Ha. I'll tell you what, my family is a family of braggers.

Y: We're from a family of braggers.

Z: Then our family is a professional bragger.

Y: Our family is bragging, bragging joint-venture labor division.

Z: Bragging and joint venture workers ah

Y: three years of tax exemption, blow it, haha.

Z told you. Our family is a big factory bragging

: Our family is bragging Torah Division

Z: Then our family is, the world bragging center. Where else do you blow. World Center.

Y: you that center is our family blowing out

Z: no no, say comedy also can not say you

Y: say comedy you say good

Z: hey. The two of us are being modest again. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm not sure if you're a good person. You are a famous expert, authoritative master. (Thumbs up)

Y: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are a new star, a representative of the new trend

Z: Oh, no, no, no, no. Your comedy is elegant but not vulgar.

Y: Ouch, your comic humor and subtle ah.

Z: Your comedy is very popular.

Y: Your comedy is a household name

Z: Your comedy is well known to women and children

Y: Your comedy is not?

Z: Your comedy is the Pearl of Oriental Art

Y: Your comedy belongs to the people of the world

Z: Your comedy makes people fall forward and backward

Y: Your comedy makes people vomit

Z: That's not as good as you.

Z: A factory in the eastern suburbs caught fire. The whole city's fire department went to the factory, but they couldn't save it. The fire was so bad that they invited you to go there. After you got there, to the fire, de boo de boo to a comic, see that the fire down slippery slippery slippery barb, extinguished. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to see it.

Y: This is blowing out of proportion. I can still put out the fire with my comedy? That's not as big as you make it

We're not going to milk the creamery in the eastern suburbs of Beijing, so we're going to find him and blow him up against the bull. The company's main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers," he said, adding that the company's customers will be able to use the company's products and services in the future. The cow shed tears, and when they examined it, it was all milk. It flowed into the Yangtze River. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world.

Z: I had a high fever last night

Y: I also had a high fever last night

Z: I had a terrible fever

Y: I had a better fever than you

Z: I had a fever of 69 degrees 8

Y: I had a fever of 74 degrees 6

Z: I was touching a kernel of corn in my hand and a corn flower in my hand

Z: I was touching a grain of corn in my hand.

Z: I invited someone to dinner last night

Y: I also invited someone to dinner last night

Z: How can I blow him up

Y: Come on

Z: I swallowed the chopsticks while eating

Y: I swallowed the spoon while eating

Y: I swallowed the chopsticks while eating

Y: I swallowed the spoon while eating

Y: I swallowed the chopsticks while eating

Y: I swallowed the spoon while eating

Y: The kernel of corn in my hand became a cornucopia. I'm not sure if I can do it. You can reach it you

Y I stood on a chair and bit it

Z: I'm a young man

Y: I'm more mature than you

Z: I went to college when I was ten years old

Y: I graduated from college when I was nine years old

Z: I got married when I was eight years old

Y: I'm seven years old and my son is thirteen

Z: I was seven years old and my son is thirteen

Y: I was seven years old, and my son is thirteen

Y: I'm seven years old.

Y: I was seven and my son was thirteen

Z: That's right, come on, come on.

Y: I don't have to pay taxes on bragging, so let's just do it, heh heh heh

Z: I was six years old when I grew an old man's keloid

Y: I was five when I got headlines

Z: I was four when I got hunched up

Y: I was three when I grew a mustache

Z: I was two years old when I got my beard

Y: I just got out of the house when I was born

Y: I got out of the house

Y: I just got born

Z: I'm not sure if you've been in the house since the last time you had the chance. p>

Z: Yeah. Again and again

Y: Again and again

Z: I'll tell you what, I'm tall

Y: I'm tall

Z: I'm two meters tall

Y: I'm four meters tall

Z: I'm taller still, I'm taller than the International Building

Y: I'm three floors taller than the International Building

Z: I'm still taller

Y: I'm taller

Z: Airplanes hit me at my waist

Y: Satellites hit me at my feet

Z: I'm taller

Y: I'm taller

Z: I've got my head up in the sky, and my feet on the ground, and I can't get any taller

Y: I'm taller than that

Z: What's wrong with that?

Y: My upper lip is next to the sky, and my lower lip is in the gutter

Z: How can you say that?

Y: The bragger doesn't want anything, hahaha

Z: Heh heh heh

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