Humorous Sentences Complimenting Good Literary Programs (19 Sentences)

1, clear water out of hibiscus, natural to carving and decorating. --Li Bai "through the chaos after the heavenly grace flow night Lang remembering the old trip to the book of memory to Jiangxia Wei Taishou Liangzai"

2, a Gu Gu dumping people city, and then Gu Gu dumping people country. --Li Yannian "Song of the Beautiful"

3, shepherds, all their lives in a hurry; Taurus, all their lives in the guard; Gemini, all their lives on the prowl; Cancer, all their lives in the waiting; Lion, all their lives in control; Virgins, all their lives in the preparations; Libra, all their lives in the balance; Scorpion, all their lives

5, love is a piece of sunshine in the winter, so that the hungry and cold people feel the warmth of the world.

6. When we were young, we loved each other without realizing it. --Yeats (When you're old, you don't list it.)

7, Tu Jingwei since hosting the "China Film Report" to, with its gracious and generous hosting style, unique among many entertainment program hosts, by the audience media as well as event organizers more and more attention.

8, dear teacher, your sincere love, awakened how much confusion, fed how much confidence, ignited how much youth, destroyed how many sails.

9, said a math teacher, math teacher is very humorous. One day, the teacher talked about a wrong question, all kinds of talk, talk about the incidental sentence: who will not who is a son of a bitch. Subsequently, he went to the place to sneak around to see everyone do the problem, not a moment later he exclaimed: I keep an old turtle bay.

10, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, that's how tired ah, or China is good.

11, sometimes, outside the rain heart but clear; and sometimes, outside the clear heart but rain. Many things in the world in contrast to let you taste. When the heart is clear, the rain is also clear; when the heart is rainy, the rain is also clear. --Wang Guochen, "The Random Thoughts of Rain"

12, A: "I sent you a birthday gift like it?" B: "Well, can look good, thief like!" A: "Really, that why do not see you bring around it?" B: "Just not told you? Thieves like, was stolen."

13, Ming Fei first out of the Han Palace, tears wet spring sideburns feet hanging. Low wandering shadow without color, still get the king does not hold himself. --Wang Anshi's Ming Fei Qu

14, the walker saw Luo Shixi, under the burden to stroke the moustache. The young man saw Luo Shi, took off his hat and put on his head. The ploughman forgets his plow, and the hoeman forgets his hoe. They are not happy with each other, but they sit and watch Luoshi.

15. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or money!

16, when a man meets a woman, from now on there is only Memorial Day, no Independence Day.

17, she is a news anchor waiting for you with fresh information in the morning, she is a girl next door that makes you feel friendly and natural, she is a beautiful girl who can make a smile into a warm wind, she is an angel who delivers happiness.

18, what is a friend, a friend is a happy day in a guitar, to play for you the pleasure of life;

19, Christmas is coming: think of my reward point banknotes; do not think of my penalty you frog jump. I read my good luck close; forget my pull to the winter swimming. Ignore the Christmas without socks; forward the gift of a bag. Merry Christmas!