A little joke about geographical knowledge

1. Who can tell me some geographical jokes ~

In geography class, the teacher asked, "What will happen to ordinary objects when they are hot or cold?" The student replied, "Heat expands and cold contracts."

The teacher nodded and said, "Yes, who can give an example?" Wang Hui said: "For example, summer is very hot, so the days are very long;" It's cold in winter, so the days are short. This is the reason why it expands with heat and contracts with cold. "

The students burst out laughing. Why? The milk on the map is hot. Mother asked Wang Hui to put the milk in the refrigerator, but Wang Hui found a map of the world from his desk, spread it out on the table, and then put a bottle of milk in the Antarctic area of the map.

Mother asked, "Why did you put the milk on the map?" Wang Hui explained: "Antarctica is the coldest region in the world, with an average annual temperature of around minus 25 degrees and a minimum temperature of below minus 88 degrees. It is found that the biscuits and cans left by explorers decades ago are not bad at all. If the milk is put there, the insurance won't break.

The temperature is much lower than that of the refrigerator. "3. After the first thunderstorm night, after the lightning, the thunder was loud.

The younger brother asked, "Brother Hui. Why do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder? " Wang Hui proudly said, "I don't understand this either, because my eyes are in front and my ears are in the back. Of course, the eyes look first and the ears listen later. "

4. Where did the star go? At night, the stars twinkle in the sky. Brother suddenly asked, "Brother Hui, you can see so many stars at night, why can't you see them during the day?" Wang Hui said, "That's not easy."

He clenched his fist. "This is the earth, this is the stars. As soon as the earth rotates, the star goes around the earth. How can I see it? " It's raining hard. Once upon a time, two people had never seen hail. One day, the sky suddenly began to hail. They all feel strange. One asked, "What is falling from the sky?" The other said, "It's raining hard."

6. How crowded the moon is. When talking about the situation on the moon, the geography teacher said, "The moon is very big and spacious, and it can accommodate millions of people." Student Yang Liang laughed.

The teacher asked strangely, "What are you laughing at?" Yang Liang said, "Teacher, you don't know how crowded people living on the moon will be when the moon becomes a bud." 7. It was Wang Hui in London, England, who heard the conversation between two people on the bus.

The tall man said, "Please tell me something about Jack London." The short man hasn't had time to answer.

Wang Hui fought back a smile and said, "Uncle. Not London, Czech Republic, but London, England. "

8. Hanging upside down, my brother asked, "Brother, the earth is spherical. How do people stand on the other side of the earth where we stand? " My brother said, "Of course it's on the ground, hanging upside down." The younger brother said, "How do they walk?" Brother said, "They must not leave the ground when they walk, or they will fall."

The younger brother said, "fortunately, we are on the earth." .

2. Ask some jokes about geography

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where are the rivers in China?

A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?

That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.

The teacher is short of breath: get out!

Student: Just leave.

The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?

Student: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try again. ..

Student: shout when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?

Student: Do it when you should.

The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!

Student: Rush into Kyushu.

3. Humorous stories about geographical knowledge

One day, Xiaoming came home and told his father: I was left behind by the teacher.

Dad: Why?

Xiaoming: I forgot where the Sahara is.

Dad: How many times have I told you, don't throw things around after use!

The milk on the map is hot. Mother asked Wang Hui to put the milk in the refrigerator, but Wang Hui found a map of the world from his desk, spread it out on the table, and then put a bottle of milk in the Antarctic area of the map. Mother asked, "Why did you put the milk on the map?" Wang Hui explained: "Antarctica is the coldest region in the world, with an average annual temperature of around minus 25 degrees and a minimum temperature of below minus 88 degrees. It is found that the biscuits and cans left by explorers decades ago are not bad at all. If the milk is put there, the insurance won't break. It is much lower than the refrigerator temperature. "

4. Poetry, jokes and idioms related to geographical knowledge

A generation of literati left us many beautiful poems, including poems describing geographical phenomena and revealing geographical laws.

These poems are of great help to enhance our geographical aesthetics, correctly understand geographical laws, stimulate our interest in learning geographical knowledge and improve our comprehensive quality. Now I choose the tip of the iceberg from the vast number of poems and make the following classification: 1. Description of the famous mountain: "The grandeur of Mount Tai! ? The endless green stretches across Qilu and the terrain is very high ... "

It shows that Mount Tai is the highest mountain in Qilu. "Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke. Looking at the waterfall hanging in Qianchuan from a distance, I went straight down to thousands of feet. It is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days. "

It means the magnificence of Lushan Waterfall. Second, the description of the river: "You can't see how the water of the Yellow River moves out of the sky and enters the ocean, never to return."

It means that the birthplace of the Yellow River is very high. "Tianmen breaks the Chu River, and Higashi Shimizu flows."

It means that the Tianmen Mountain section of the Yangtze River is fast flowing. "Xiangjiang River goes north, Orange Island."

It shows that Xiangjiang River flows from south to north. "Zhejiang in August? Tao seems to spray snow on the mountain. "

Zhejiang is the Qiantang River, and August is the most spectacular season in Qiantang River. "Qingxi is pure, and the water is different. Excuse me, Xin 'anjiang, what is it? "It means that the Xin 'anjiang River at that time was very clear and the sediment concentration was very small.

Third, the description of the lake: "The lake is full of moonlight, and there is no wind mirror on the pool surface. Looking at Dongting Lake, there are green snails in the silver plate. "

Dongting Lake and its surrounding areas are beautiful. "Jiangnan is good, the scenery is familiar, the sunrise river bonus wins the fire, and the riverside is blue.

Can you not remember Jiangnan? Fourth, the traffic description: "It is difficult to get through the Shu Road, and it is difficult to go to the sky."

It means that the traffic in Sichuan is inconvenient. It is difficult to get in touch with the outside world.

"One day, I will ride the long wind, break through the stormy waves, sail straight and build a bridge on the deep sea." This means that sailing was a very important means of transportation at that time.

"Leaving Baidi Caiyun, Jiangling will return thousands of miles a day." It means that Baidicheng is in the upper reaches of Jiangling, and navigation between them is possible.

5. Describe the solar terms: "Dew, how bright the moonlight is at home from today! "The dew here is white from today, which refers to the white dew in the 24 solar terms.

6. Describe the weather and climate: "In February, the south of the Yangtze River is full of flowers, and the cold food in other places is far from sad." This means that the climate between the south and the north of China is quite different. Jiangnan in February is full of flowers, and other places are very cold.

"Good rain knows the season, and when spring comes," means that the temperature rises rapidly and precipitation is low in spring in China.

"Jun asked that the return date has not yet arrived, and the rain rises in the autumn pool." Because of the influence of topography, it often rains at night in Bashan area of Sichuan.

"April is beautiful in the world, and peach blossoms bloom in mountain temples." The higher the terrain, the lower the temperature, showing the law of temperature distribution.

"I'm afraid Qionglou Yuyu is too cold up there." The higher the terrain, the lower the temperature.

"It snows in Tianshan Mountain in May, and it only blooms cold." First, the higher the terrain, the lower the temperature. Second, the higher the altitude of Tianshan Mountain.

"Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, but sunny on the road." Explain that at the same time, the weather in different places is different. "It was quite warm at first, then it was light and cold, and the wind and rain came late."

This shows that the temperature in China in spring is changeable and unstable. "Why do Qiangdi complain about willow trees? The spring breeze is just Yumen Pass. "

Yumenguan is located in China's non-monsoon area, and it is difficult for warm and humid summer monsoon to reach here. Seven, describe the moon phase: "poor September third night, dew like a real pearl like a bow."

On the third day of the lunar calendar, the moon is bow-shaped and belongs to the first quarter moon. On the night of January last year, the flower market was brightly lit, the willow branches were on the moon, and people were about after dusk.

-full moon on a frosty night, Jiang Feng sleeps on fishing fire. In the lonely Hanshan Temple outside Suzhou, the bell that rang in the middle of the night reached the passenger ship.

-Day 8 of the first season: Describe the distribution of plants: "When those red berries come in spring, they flush on your southern branches." Red beans only grow in the south, but not in the north.

This shows that the distribution of plants is regional. "Riding the world of mortals and laughing, who knows that it is litchi."

Litchi is a fruit that only grows in tropical and subtropical areas in the south, and its shelf life is short, so it is not convenient to store and transport. "The north wind rolled white grass and blew it to pieces. Eight In the snow streaked across the Tatar sky."

(Cen Can's "Bai Xuege Farewell to Tian Shuji Wu's Home")-Temperate continental climate "Like spring breeze, at night, it blows open the petals of ten thousand pear trees." (Cen Can's Bai Xuege Farewell Field-Clerk Wu Comes Home) —— The influence of fast moving cold front "The south branch is warm and the north branch is cold, two kinds" (Liu Yuan's "Early Plum" )——— The influence of different slope directions on vegetation "The world is full of flowers in April, and the peach blossoms in mountain temples are blooming" (Bai Juyi's "Peach Blossoms in Dalin Temple" )———— Vertical zonality. Everything goes up and down naturally ()-The earth rotates "If you want to buy Maguhai, a cup of spring dew is as cold as ice" (Li Shangyin is trapped in Autumn Mountain)-The crustal change "It's not that chrysanthemums are favored among flowers, but this flower is even more barren" (Yuan Zhen's Chrysanthemum)-It's seasonal that people have joys and sorrows, and the moon is full of joys and sorrows.

(Su Shi's "Water Tune")-The moon phase changes "When will a hundred rivers go to the sea and go to the west?" (Long song line)-The water cycle "Say goodbye to colorful clouds, and one day will return to Jiangling" (Li Bai's "Bai Di City")-There is a big gap and the water is fast, so the water can be rich, but China holds our friendship and the sky is still our neighbor. Riding a princess and laughing in the world of mortals, no one knows that it is litchi (Du Mu passed Huaqing Palace)-the region "oranges are born in Huainan, oranges are born in Huaibei" (Huainanzi)-the region "How does the water of the Yellow River move out of heaven and into the ocean, never to return" (Li Bai's "Into the Wine")-the water cycle "Mo Wen mulberry fields, but it depends on the wood falling continent. Several new houses, rivers flow through "(Hu Jue's Muluozhou)-crustal changes" The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, and the mountains are isolated cities "(Wang Zhihuan's" Liangzhou Ci ")-harsh natural conditions, vast territory and sparsely populated" Why are the rivers so clear and have flowing water at the source "(Zhu's thoughts on reading).

5. Interesting geography jokes

In the geography exam, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places: * * Singapore Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau. Among them, Xiao Ming wrote: Once upon a time, there was an old man named * * *. One day, he went out to climb the mountain. When he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a Rome with a Cape of Good Hope coming straight at him. He was so scared that he ran into Nagoya and quickly closed Macao. Mom: How did you get your geography exam? Tell me about it. Son: I asked where America was in a quiz. Think about it. Everyone can't be Columbus.

Geographical common sense

Wife: "Didn't you say that I was your world before marriage? Why are you looking for another woman now? "

Dave: "well, that's because my knowledge of geography has become rich."

Hailar is so famous.

Zhang, a graduate of a university in Beijing, was assigned to work in Hailar. He has never studied geography, doesn't know where Hailar is, and is too vain to ask others. So I knew its name and thought: Shanghai is by the sea, Haikou is by the sea, Hailar must be by the sea, and it must be a big city by the sea. It must be very comfortable to think of working there, even going swimming in the sea and spending the summer by the sea. Thinking of this, he happily packed his bags and boarded the train to Hailar to report. After a day and a night of tossing, I finally arrived in Hailar. The bus stopped, so I grabbed my luggage and got ready to get off. Zhang excitedly walked out of the station and looked around. He was "stunned by the foreign devils who watched the drama." Hailar is not a big coastal city. Looking east, it is an endless snowy forest, and looking west, it is an endless Hulunbeier grassland. Zhang's legs were weak, his eyes were black and he collapsed to the ground. Later, Zhang wrote to his classmates, saying that the school must not underestimate the geography class. I will never know where Hailar is. What's even more hateful is why people call Hailar a place thousands of miles away from the sea!

The headmaster and the globe

The geography teacher came into the classroom with a globe, and the headmaster came to attend the class. In order to get the students into the topic, the geography teacher said, "Students, what's more in the classroom today?" Principal! "The students said with one voice. The geography teacher can only guide and correct again: "Students, think about it, what is the principal?" "Nothing!" The students replied.

The emotion of the director of education Committee

The director of an education committee visited the countryside. When I walked into the classroom and saw the globe on the teaching desk, I kept thinking: Why is this globe tilted? He turned to ask the students what was going on, and the students answered truthfully: I didn't do it. The director went to see the geography teacher again. The geography teacher replied: It wasn't the students who broke it, but it happened when I bought it from the instrument station. The director still doesn't believe it. Ask the headmaster. The headmaster said shyly, no way, the school is short of funds, so we have to buy a defective product to make do with it. After listening to this, the director of the Education Committee was deeply moved: the whole society attaches importance to education, but the school can't even afford a genuine globe, which will delay many people; The teaching auxiliary factory is also outrageous. How can a defective product like this leave the factory? Isn't this a lie? Manager Zhu, please show me which furniture product it is. I'm going to dismiss their factory director when I get back!

Look at nitpicking & gt

After the 84-episode TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms was broadcast on CCTV, it caused great repercussions in the society. After dinner, in the streets, everyone is talking about its plot and length. I have no hobby of pandering, but I have a problem with finding fault. Find fault again today, please don't laugh. In the ninth episode of this blockbuster, Sun Ce and other Taishi Ci surrendered. But seeing the hero stick his sword in the ground to watch the shadow of the sun, the shadow of the sword in Japan and China is reduced to a little bit-really funny. Jingxian County, Anhui Province is located at 30 40 ′ north latitude. How can the shadow of the sword be reduced to a little bit during Japan and China? The author thinks this is the original work, and this defect is Luo Guanzhong's fault. But when I think about it carefully, I think that Luo Guanzhong, a talented person in the world, would never have this kind of defect, so I have no choice but to read the original work before I know that I really misjudged Luo Guanzhong. Luo Cairen's book is only "The next day, stand at the gate of the camp and wait for the sun to shine." Just before Japan and China, Taishi Ci led 1000 people to this village. "There is no such thing as inserting a sword, and there is no Japanese shadow reduced to a little fault. The problems in TV series are all caused by the arranger and the director. The author is good at association. I think that the adaptation and director must be "everyone" and must be familiar with astronomy and geography. Otherwise, how dare you ask this Military Geography Textbook? However, "everyone" will inevitably reveal this flaw. Today, the fate of future adaptors and directors who do not study astronomy and geography and do not take the college entrance examination can be imagined. From this to that, I wonder if the reform of college entrance examination subjects needs to be demonstrated again before promotion?

Tiananmen

(Zhao Benshan, holding Gao Xiumin's hand, comes to the square in front of the office building in Lianhua Township, Kaiyuan, and sees an office building three feet high. ) Gao Xiumin (eyes flashing, loudly saying): Hey, aunt! Is this Tiananmen Square? ! Zhao Benshan (tugging at Gao Xiumin's skirt, embarrassed): What's the point of being poor, for fear that others will not know that you are an old hat? Tiananmen Square is in Tieling. (Fan Wei snickers: What an illiterate couple! I didn't even know Tiananmen was in Shenyang! )

6. Are there any funny geography jokes, the kind that enlivens the atmosphere?

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where are the rivers in China?

A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?

That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.

The teacher is short of breath: get out!

Student: Just leave.

The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?

Student: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try again. ..

Student: shout when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?

Student: Do it when you should.

The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!

Student: Rush into Kyushu.

7. Poetry, jokes and idioms related to geographical knowledge

First, describe the famous mountains:

"How magnificent Mount Tai is! ? The endless green stretches across Qilu and the terrain is very high .. "It shows that Mount Tai is the highest mountain in Qilu.

"Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke. Looking at the waterfall hanging in Qianchuan from a distance, I went straight down to thousands of feet. It is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days. " It means the magnificence of Lushan Waterfall.

Second, describe the river:

"Don't you see how the water of the Yellow River flows down from the sky into the ocean and never comes back?" It means that the birthplace of the Yellow River is very high.

"Tianmen breaks the Chu River, and Higashi Shimizu flows." It means that the Tianmen Mountain section of the Yangtze River is fast flowing.

"Xiangjiang River goes north, Orange Island." It shows that Xiangjiang River flows from south to north.

"Zhejiang in August? Tao seems to spray snow on the mountain. " Zhejiang is the Qiantang River, and August is the most spectacular season in Qiantang River.

"Qingxi is pure, and the water is different. Excuse me, Xin 'anjiang, what is it? "It means that the Xin 'anjiang River at that time was very clear and the sediment concentration was very small.

Three. Description of the lake:

"The lake is full of moonlight, and there is no windless mirror on the pool surface. Looking at Dongting Lake, there are green snails in the silver plate. " Dongting Lake and its surrounding areas are beautiful.

"Jiangnan is good, the scenery is familiar, the sunrise river bonus wins the fire, and the riverside is blue. Can you not remember Jiangnan? " ：

Fourth, describe the traffic:

"The road is difficult to get through, and the sky is difficult to enter." It means that the traffic in Sichuan is inconvenient. It is difficult to get in touch with the outside world.

"One day, I will ride the long wind, break through the stormy waves, sail straight and build a bridge on the deep sea." This means that sailing was a very important means of transportation at that time.

"Leaving Baidi Caiyun, Jiangling will return thousands of miles a day." It means that Baidicheng is in the upper reaches of Jiangling, and navigation between them is possible.

V. Describe the solar terms:

"From today on, the dew will be white, and the moonlight at home will make how bright have how bright! "The dew here is white from today, which refers to the white dew in the 24 solar terms.

VI. Describe the weather and climate:

"In February, Jiangnan is full of flowers, and cold food in other places is far from sad." This means that the climate between the south and the north of China is quite different. Jiangnan in February is full of flowers, and other places are very cold.

"Good rain knows the season, and when spring comes," means that the temperature rises rapidly and precipitation is low in spring in China.

"Jun asked that the return date has not yet arrived, and the rain rises in the autumn pool." Because of the influence of topography, it often rains at night in Bashan area of Sichuan.